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Ashton 04-14-2012 09:38 PM
Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt

Puplove 04-14-2012 09:41 PM
Llama Llama Llama

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 09:45 PM
You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?

Ashton 04-14-2012 10:40 PM
Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!

Nat 04-14-2012 11:57 PM
Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing. -Juneypants

Nat 04-15-2012 12:01 AM
I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass.

-June

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 12:17 AM
The vagina looks very different when it's contorted

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 01:39 AM
Awwww. Bob quit squirting.

Turn him off then on


Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night


His batteries are dying

I hate it when Bob quits squirting

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 02:07 AM
Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 02:13 AM
You can never have to much brick house

pajama 04-15-2012 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Ashton (Post 565261)
Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!
Oh my god....I am still cracking up over this little jem. bwahahahahahaha

pajama 04-15-2012 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 565235)
You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?
Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?

Scorp 04-15-2012 10:17 AM
Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??



Quote:
Originally Posted by pajara2 (Post 565451)
Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?

pajama 04-15-2012 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 565462)
Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??
Nope. But there were merkins everywhere last night. On chins, on dresses, in the pool, in the hot tub, they were out of control.

The Honey Badger merkins.

Nat 04-15-2012 10:45 AM
They have to peck them against the fence to get them open

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 11:20 AM
Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere

Nat 04-15-2012 11:47 AM
Denise likes it piping hot.

- Glenn

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 12:27 PM
There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out

Cowboi 04-15-2012 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 565499)
Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere
Did you find my soul patch???

DanzAmazon 04-15-2012 01:55 PM
Pool fun...
 
Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle"

Femme: " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle".


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