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JAGG 11-30-2011 07:38 AM

"I'm trying to see things from his point of view, but I can't stick my head up my ass that far."


"A few more brain cells and he might be dangerous. "

" Don't go away mad, just go away ."

cinderella 11-30-2011 08:38 AM

Fashion 'statements'...
 
"Poor dear, she went hunting for fashion, and didn't shoot a thing."

JAGG 11-30-2011 09:02 AM

" Well suicide is always an option."

" Life is difficult, it's even more difficult when you're stupid."

"Don't worry, only the good die young, you have another 100 yrs or so. "

JAGG 11-30-2011 01:02 PM

"She's the type who'd kill her own parents , then plead for mercy because she's an orphan."

" The #1 leading cause of divorce is marriage."

CockyDude 11-30-2011 01:23 PM

I like it
 
http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/...s/IMG_9759.jpg

Gemme 11-30-2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss July (Post 476196)
Looks like someone had a EXTRA bowl Bitch flakes this morning.

Reminds me of:

Who pissed in your Post Toasties this morning?

1QuirkyKiwi 11-30-2011 05:05 PM

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

Miss July 11-30-2011 07:06 PM

I would love to have a battle of wit's with you but I can clearly see you are unarmed.

Inked_Trinity 11-30-2011 07:53 PM

Sarcasm! Almost as much fun as Orgasm but you leave your clothes on...

Inked_Trinity 12-01-2011 05:24 AM

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

1QuirkyKiwi 12-01-2011 12:32 PM

A Butch is as young as the woman she’s holding!

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.




Miss July 12-01-2011 01:05 PM

Sometimes I need what only you can provide, ABSENCE

I'm smiling, that SHOULD scare you

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm

I'm not a complete idiot, somethings are missing

Pitty party for 1 today?

cinderella 12-01-2011 01:15 PM

"Once I was...
 
...pure as the driven snow - now I'm just driven."

~May West

Inked_Trinity 12-01-2011 02:53 PM

If you're that A-hole that honks the second the light turns green, I'm that shit head that will sit through that green light & update my Facebook status.

Inked_Trinity 12-01-2011 02:59 PM

I'm currently taking applications for an evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

Inked_Trinity 12-01-2011 07:03 PM

On the advice of my attorney, I plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for a Klondike Bar.

Inked_Trinity 12-04-2011 08:35 AM

I'm fully qualified to not care

Inked_Trinity 12-05-2011 07:39 AM

Some days there are just not enough swear words in my vocabulary!!!

Inked_Trinity 12-05-2011 08:54 PM

Sometimes you just want to ask people if they own a mirror!

HoustonHuny 12-06-2011 07:15 AM

never argue with an idiot they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.


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