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SuperFemme 01-15-2010 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34280)
Not if you take em out first!! :|

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
No. Just a dumb ass.

Who's cruel idea was it for "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? :cookielove:

weatherboi 01-15-2010 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34283)
No. Just a dumb ass.

Who's cruel idea was it for "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? :cookielove:
Some man that wanted to surpress people more than they already are!!


Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Pixie 01-15-2010 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34291)
Some man that wanted to surpress people more than they already are!!


Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
How did you know????

Does everything taste like chicken or chicken taste like everything??

weatherboi 01-15-2010 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by PixieStars (Post 34293)
How did you know????

Does everything taste like chicken or chicken taste like everything??
Whoever says that has no tastebuds!!

How can you see what somebody is saying??

Gemme 01-15-2010 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34300)
Whoever says that has no tastebuds!!

How can you see what somebody is saying??

Duh. I read the cartoon bubble above their heads! :ballerina:

How did the gigalo get his name?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 34303)
Duh. I read the cartoon bubble above their heads! :ballerina:

How did the gigalo get his name?
It was all about his ball sack!!

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34306)
It was all about his ball sack!!

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
No. It's a cornucopia of things. Cereal not withstanding.

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34315)
No. It's a cornucopia of things. Cereal not withstanding.

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Because they had to pick a word that is as big a pain in the ass to spell as it feels...in ass!!

What is "Soft Liquor"?

Gemme 01-15-2010 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34320)
Because they had to pick a word that is as big a pain in the ass to spell as it feels...in ass!!

What is "Soft Liquor"?
A lick involving lips. :kissy:

What keeps Grampa alive on the Simpsons?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 10:32 PM
Piss and vinegar!!!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Gemme 01-16-2010 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34525)
Piss and vinegar!!!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

"Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

Where does the rainbow REALLY end?

weatherboi 01-16-2010 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 34563)
"Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

Where does the rainbow REALLY end?
Ohhhh my gay cookie just gave me a great answer...

He said Haitti because they need the pot of gold more than ever!!

Why is it soooo easy to call my friend my gay cookie??

hippieflowergirl 01-16-2010 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34577)
Ohhhh my gay cookie just gave me a great answer...

He said Haitti because they need the pot of gold more than ever!!

Why is it soooo easy to call my friend my gay cookie??


because he is happy and goes well with tea!


why is it so easy to beat one's head against the same wall repeatedly?

weatherboi 01-16-2010 01:42 AM
i cant answer that b/c i dont do that

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

hippieflowergirl 01-16-2010 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34607)
i cant answer that b/c i dont do that

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
no doubt! uhhhhhmm....maybe b/c if the whole plane was made out of that stuff we wouldnt need any new airplanes which would put the whole airplane making industry squarely in front of congress asking for a handout and so really all that plane destruction stuff is done for the benefit of the economy?

why do people say "it's the thought that counts" when they havent done the thinking?

weatherboi 01-16-2010 10:58 AM
they didn't think before they said it

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

hippieflowergirl 01-16-2010 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34764)
they didn't think before they said it

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Congress


and speaking of which....if progress means "to move ahead" then what does congress mean exactly?

Ryobi 01-16-2010 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl (Post 34768)

Congress


and speaking of which....if progress means "to move ahead" then what does congress mean exactly?
*WE*(congress) move ahead and every one else can kiss our asses.

Why do people say con-man but, you never hear of a pro-man.

Gemme 01-16-2010 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryobi (Post 34795)
*WE*(congress) move ahead and every one else can kiss our asses.

Why do people say con-man but, you never hear of a pro-man.

Because the pro terms are left to issues concerning women.

Why can you call a dog's name for 10 minutes and they remain upstairs snoozing, but you quietly open a slice of cheese and they are RIGHT THERE in less than 10 seconds?

Passionaria 01-16-2010 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 34968)

Because the pro terms are left to issues concerning women.

Why can you call a dog's name for 10 minutes and they remain upstairs snoozing, but you quietly open a slice of cheese and they are RIGHT THERE in less than 10 seconds?

Because our animals do their best to train us as well. Food = results!!! It is advised to carry treats at all times. :bolt:



:deepthoughts:Why is it that "the" phone call I have been waiting for always comes when I'm in the powder room? And do you think there is a secret web cam involved????


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