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Sweet Bliss 10-27-2013 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Gráinne (Post 857349)
I'm calling out Sweet Bliss that she is surely not the second ugliest bartender ;).

Yes I was, it's fundraising event for MS . :)

Sweet Bliss 10-27-2013 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857885)
Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.

Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.

LexiLove 10-27-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857882)
They all sound terrible. Glad you lived to tell the story in all cases!. My guess is #2.

Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.

Gemme 10-27-2013 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by IslandScout (Post 857521)
I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:
  • I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"
  • I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers
  • I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know

Sorry for the delay. The paddle exists. It was made by our very own Bard with assistance from hys lovely wife, desd.

Nic 10-27-2013 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 857945)
Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.

Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.

Nic 10-27-2013 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by LexiLove (Post 857971)
Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.

That's amazing!

Sweet Bliss 10-27-2013 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857996)
Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.


Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble! :|

No one guessed my lie.

cara 10-27-2013 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 857473)
My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

LexiLove 10-28-2013 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857998)
That's amazing!

Haha. Thanks.

Cin 10-28-2013 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cara (Post 858014)
I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

Cin 10-28-2013 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 857999)
No one guessed my lie.



All your cats are not female?

Cin 10-28-2013 09:58 AM

Just to keep stuff out there for guessing, here's 2 truths and a lie.

When my great grandfather was hurt in a car accident he ended up being killed when he was run over by the ambulance coming to help him.

I used to reload my own shotgun shells and sometimes, because I have an odd sense of humor, would leave the shot out to make blanks to have fun screwing with people’s heads.

I once went into one of those giant candy stores they used to have in the malls with lots and lots of those dry food dispensers filled with all kinds of candy and bought one of everything and I ate it all watching the movie Interview With A Vampire.

Gemme 10-28-2013 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cara (Post 858014)
I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!


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Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 858100)
And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.


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Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 858102)
Just to keep stuff out there for guessing, here's 2 truths and a lie.

When my great grandfather was hurt in a car accident he ended up being killed when he was run over by the ambulance coming to help him.

I used to reload my own shotgun shells and sometimes, because I have an odd sense of humor, would leave the shot out to make blanks to have fun screwing with people’s heads.

I once went into one of those giant candy stores they used to have in the malls with lots and lots of those dry food dispensers filled with all kinds of candy and bought one of everything and I ate it all watching the movie Interview With A Vampire.

I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

Scots_On_The_Rocks 10-28-2013 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 857999)
Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble! :|

No one guessed my lie.

Hey, I think "kilt the world"...so it's all good.

Scots_On_The_Rocks 10-28-2013 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 858141)
Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!




Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.




I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.



I'd say #2

Gemme 10-28-2013 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Scots_On_The_Rocks (Post 858144)
I'd say #2

Winner winner
chicken dinner!

Root beer's my ultimate fave, although sour apple definitely comes in at the top 4.

Cin 10-28-2013 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 858141)
Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!




Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.




I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

The smell of rubber makes you nauseous is a lie.

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

Gemme 10-28-2013 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 858190)
The smell of rubber makes you nauseous is a lie.

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

See above. Lie was #2.

Sparkle 10-28-2013 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 858190)

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

'Interview with a Vampire' didn't age well as film. Have you looked at those wigs since it was first in the cinema? :|

Cin 10-28-2013 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 858207)
See above. Lie was #2.

Oh I'm sorry. I missed that. It's a little confusing this thread sometimes. LOL.


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