have you ever tried using a magic 8 ball?

Is it possible to leave every decision in life up to chance?

Why gamble with your future?

Can we ever know what the future will hold?

Should we prepare for the future even though we cannot foresee what it holds or just wait and let it happen?

How can we prepare for the unknown?

Is being prepared and being ready the same thing?

is being late really ever fashionable?
or is it just RUDE?

are people, for whom Rudeness is a personality trait, ever capable of any other behaviors?

don't you ever just want to smack a rude person between the eyes?

If I did so, and I'd like to do so, wouldn't that make me rude and in line for a smacking?

why do people insist on being logical?
is this how they manage to get places on time?

Who has the most sex toys on BFP?

is a 'sex toy' being defined as an inanimate object only, or is it all inclusive?

didn't she specify "fingers don't count"?
are we giving a prize to the weiner?

Who's in charge of the memos around here?

the interpreters?

I can haz a ballpark frank?

my bad, missed a couple posts
 

OMG why do you have to make everything about anglophones????????

;)

why do I have to go out and get some tomatoes when I'd planned the whole day at home?

Take out????

why do i giggle at the word anglophones?

Cause you are a dork?

i thought you were gonna keep my dorkiness on the DL?

do dorks have feathers?

Did DoDo birds have feathers?

IS there a bird that has no feathers?
Like a avian version of the naked mole rat?

Is feathers important?

Do Penguins have feathers? Do they even count since they can't fly?

do YOU have the happy feet?
because your environmental footprint says so, doesn't it?

Um isn't she going to work?

are you cheerleading potty?

Want me to make you cry again?

Well, what can you add to the mix?

:seeingstars:

What kind of perverted fuck starts a sex toy poll?

do you really want to hurt me?
do you really want to make me cry?

Are you serious?