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and walking away ;) |
don't push me.
i have strong thighs and i'll break your glasses one day. |
DO NOT ever try come between a femme and her bestie.....
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Don't be a practical joker that doesn't know when the joke is over.
Don't assume you are smarter than your partner. Gut instinct knows the truth. Don't rearrange my kitchen while I'm at work. :blink: |
do NOT expect me to be your maid.
i don't roll like that and will not play ward & june with anyone. morticia and gomez is more akin to my style. |
DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me how I need to be more demure.
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DO NOT!!!! Go to your beloveds friends to discuss how to fix your beloved cause she won't comply to your neediness.
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lol...I know, Cody, I AM uptight about it...lol....like I said this was just what *I* would do...
I am cool with you...I wasnt replying like I was talking to you...I was replying in general. I think you are a great guy and definetely have your way of doing things and what works for you is what works for you and I will defend your right to be who you are to then enth degree.... no intended nastiness from me, Cody...:jester: nor from anyone else, from what I see. We are all just saying how we would react if it happened to us.... Quote:
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DO NOT!!! become a stage 5 Klingon one week into dating.....
If you ARE a stage 5 please advice all parties involved. |
dont take better care of an ex than you do me. If you are in a relationship with me, dont tell me I need to be self sufficient but an ex needs your help. I will resent the hell out of both of you...
Dont tell me I cant have a horse. Seriously, dont. It will be one of the straws that break the camel's back... dont make fun of my family. God help you. There is nobody perfect in this world and we all have our issues but if you amplify my family's issues into a good set of jokes around the table with friends, you will be served shit on your plate the next day... ooo...does that count as scat??? |
dont invite your friends over to meet your new girlfriend, then get angry after they leave and tell her you KNOW she was flirting with them....thats really stupid and qualifies you technically as a first class jerk....
when in a supposed committed relationship, dont leave your ex your power of attorney because she has more of a history with you. It makes the new GF feel like she is just on loan.... ditto for whose name is on your checks.... and as beneficiary on your insurance policies and lets not talk about the will... and when your new gf tells you that your ex wanted to know if her name was still on all of these, dont turn it around and say your new GF is just jealous when what she really is, is concerned...for you dont introduce your gf to your family on Christmas as your friend. Especially if you are very out.... the xmas stocking for your ex needs to be sent to her or put in the trash, not back in the xmas box DONT show people the face your gf makes when she is coming...you might not ever see that face again... |
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"well i am not saying anything you haven't said, what is the problem?" seriously? you have to ask? which reminds me of another one that maybe only 50% see my way- i am not one hundred percent happy with the design of one of my tattoos. it is my own design. i have mentioned that i would change this one little part of it. one of my exes, when someone complimented my tattoos, said to the complimenter "yeah except that top one needs some work" WTF? we fought about it, she had no clue why that would upset me...does anyone else get why i was upset? |
do NOT redo my diet and off me magical protein shakes.
i will do things you only have nightmares about to you when you sleep. do not not not go on and on about marrying me and us having babies after three months of dating. that is gross and VERY scary. my uterus is not rented out easily. |
Don't expect your partner to read your mind. Communicate your needs and desires. Statements such as, "Well if you don't know why I am angry, then I certainly am not going to tell you", will not be given attention by me.
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DO NOT!!! think you can use me as a sushi table....
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don't tell me you're sending great presents to my kid...and then they never come. you just look like a douche.
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DO NOT!!!! use my credit card to buy your other girlfriend a present
That's what poly is for.... So we allllllllll know |
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And when I ask what your problem is, absolutely don't say "Forget it. I am stupid and wrong anyway." Because we have never had a conversation in which I told you that you were stupid and wrong - maybe you've had that conversation with some other girl, but don't put that shit on me. And, plus. You know. If you refuse to tell me what your problem is I am not going to sweet-talk it out of you. All you're doing is pissing me off. |
please do not flush my marijuana down the toilet!!!
it will do no one any good!!! :mohawk: |
Rule Number 1: Do NOT ever let me TOP You -- It will be over!
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When relationships go bad....
Don't fail to examine the role you may have played in the doo-doo. Maybe you chose to overlook those little red flags that had popped up, or maybe you decided 'unconsciously on purpose' that the relo wasn't good for you and you did stuff to get out of it, in order to preserve your self-hood.
I can't tolerate feeling buffeted about by forces beyond my control. I need to know that I made decisions - unconsciously or not - what those decisions were, and why I made them. Then, I get to decide what to do about it. In doing so, I return my power to me. |
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forget to apologise-
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I am not your ex , don't compare Me to them in any way shape or form :) I am My own person and I make mistakes from time to ...And I am NOT a disabled midget , I can take care of Myself just fine thank you ! :) Just sayin :sunglass:
And if you have been in jail for printing checks or you are the gate keeper to the aliens , or the crazy cat lady , or you can drink a keg by yourself befor dinner and then some please SEE THE DOOR ! |
I DID NOT BECOME THE CRAZY CAT LADY INTENTIONALLY, BILLY! REPORTED!
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Oh I didn't know there was more then one :sunglass: |
Billy..who are you talking too? How many cats do you have?? snort*
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I'd keep her, but I really want my bathroom back. |
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Oh thank you ! But I believe I have more then My share right now ...lol I have a kitten that was saved in the flood here , and she likes to take a shower with Me :| |
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DO NOT!!! Stop all communication with me because your dog passed away, and expect that after a month of you not communicating that all will be ok.
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There is more than one crazy cat lady. So far, I've known two and I don't think Billy and I have anyone in common.
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Please do not give me a detailed run down about the amazing shit you just took.
Do not rush me to orgasm while fucking me If I say I need time to think, please dont follow me around the house. I dont mind harmless flirting, but DO NOT oggle other women all night Please do not call me to talk, then go on a 20 minute spiel about something ADORABLE your cat did. Then go on for another 20 min's about your OTHER cats! Never, EVER lie to me, even if it's gonna hurt. If you are pissed off, or upset about something, talk about it. Passive agressive behavior will get you the boot. Dont do the running man on the dance floor while we are out with our friends. If you burp or fart say excuse me. I may not act like a lady, but dont forget that I am one, and treat me accordingly |
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