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stepfordfemme 02-16-2013 08:13 AM

-I can only drive to places in one way. Detours make me anxious.
-I can't stomach the sound of tinfoil.
-I hate it when people look around in my home or car. I like the sense of privacy.
-I refuse to use other people's personal products. Such as deodorant, chapstick, etc...
-I don't like when people fuss over the bill. I'd rather cover it. Also, I cringe when people stiff serving staff on tips.

deathbypoem 08-11-2013 03:38 PM

1. I don't like people in the kitchen while I'm cooking. Unless I have asked them to help me.

2. The feeling of someone rubbing my face irks me to no end. I've never enjoyed it and it starts to feel raw after a while.

3. I try my best to be nice to people making my food in public but sometimes I notice myself getting pissy if its wrong.

4. Refusing to go barefoot in the house has raised some odd questions in my life. No wonder my feet are soft as hell.

5. I have a process in the way I eat my food, everytime.

Ginger 01-21-2014 03:38 PM

1) I am an insufferable neatnik.
2) I hide my shyness by asking other people a lot of questions.
3) I drink orange juice out of the carton.
4) I'm not a fan of Mother Theresa.
5) I have a lot of unpopular opinions I keep to myself.

Rolo 01-21-2014 04:13 PM

1. When talking about what someone else said I always change my voice or maybe add an accent...this is NOT how I think you sound, it's just what I do.

2. If it's on the floor and light enough I'll pick it up with my toes (who has time to bend over).

3. I hate the sound snow makes when you walk on it - drives me crazy.

4. My sarcasm gets me into trouble.

5. I'm a little obsessed with the apocalypse, and not in a religious way but in a national disaster, asteroid, last people on earth, find a new planet, survival, zombie kind of way.

Happy_Go_Lucky 01-21-2014 04:21 PM

1. I lived in Korea for 8 years, does NOT use chopsticks.

2.Vacuums the carpet on my out of the house (no tracks when I return)

3. Tugs at the left, bottom portion of shirts. Causes rub holes eventually.

4. Avoids big, hairy people.

5. Eats with a vintage child's cowboy fork

C0LLETTE 01-21-2014 06:15 PM

Some of these lists make me chuckle uncontrollably ( yes, some femmes do chuckle) I just wish I had a vintage cowboy child's fork lol ...and backing out of your house as you vacuum is a hoot.

as for me:

1. I am obsessively organised. That means: I do not leave any loose paperclips on my desk after 7 pm and I shred anything I haven't got a folder for.

2. I'm the idiot standing outside in 40 below weather, smoking a cigarette.

3. I'm cheap. I'm wearing my Mother's reading glasses. She's been dead since 1997. I'm also sentimental.

4. I'm only 4'11 but not a single living being who hasn't met me in person would ever know or guess that.

5. I make more money than God(dess) but I've voted Left all my life.

tapu 01-21-2014 07:43 PM

1. I have two convictions for public nudity. What can I say? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

2. The last time I played Pictionary was on a psych ward. I was good at it.

3. I come from Appalachia. My grandfathers were both coal miners. I can still speak the dialect if you want me to.

4. I once had a collection of books on and by the Manson Family; I recently sold them on eBay for just under $500.

5. I am more desperate for friends and acceptance than I seem. If it already seemed that I was that way, well, it's a lot more.

Paradox 01-22-2014 09:08 PM

Only 5 ... :)

1) I have sensitive ears. The sound of people chewing their foods or dragging their feet, noisy appliances (some examples) drive me up the wall.

2) I have OCD issues. Kitchens must be clean/spotless (kinda oxymoron when you think a kitchen must get a little dirty to prepare food - hence why I not a professional cook.)

3) I love the sound and meaning of quintessential (such a lovely word).

4) I miss my dear best friend who now lives in New Zealand.

5) My sarcastic and at time tactless nature has gotten me into more trouble than I can count. ;)

GeeGina 01-23-2014 02:54 PM

Just 5?
 
1. I get really gassy after eating vegetables...and I eat a lot of vegetables.

2. Grapefruits make me wince. The smell of one alone can drive me out of a room. And has.

3. My pack rat tendencies are legendary. I'm too sentimental and there's nothing more comfortable than clothes are beat up.

4. From black cats to broken mirrors, I am unreasonably superstitious.

5. I hold grudges. There's a girl from my fifth grade class who's ass I'd still like to kick.

Novelafemme 01-23-2014 03:03 PM

1. I loathe black-eyed peas. Just the thought of them makes die inside.

2. The toilet is where I have most of my life changing epiphanies and self-revelations.

3. I have been known to remain un-showered and in the same clothes for an entire weekend.

4. I have a bunion on my left foot and it embarrasses me.

5. I ran away from home at 16 to travel with the Grateful Dead. It was the best year of my life.

Jet 01-23-2014 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 471490)
Pretty self explanatory.

only 2 rules:

1. Be kind to each other
2. They have to be about your quirks.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'll get it started:

1. I am fascinated by the word "Armadillo"
2. My favorite late night snack that I am not allowed have, is tortilla with Miracle whip, Kraft cheese slice, and Pringles.
3. Sometimes I have a collection of socks underneath the covers. I kick them off when my feet get too warm.
4. I have a very particular order in the shower, if I miss a step, I have to start over.
5. When I am having a cocktail I have to stop myself from licking the rim of my glass...It is not always a margarita.



Ready....Set....GO!

These are aren't the crimes of the century or appalling, why would anyone be bothered knowing them? Curious.

Jet 01-23-2014 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novelafemme (Post 882993)
1. I loathe black-eyed peas. Just the thought of them makes die inside.

2. The toilet is where I have most of my life changing epiphanies and self-revelations.

3. I have been known to remain un-showered and in the same clothes for an entire weekend.

4. I have a bunion on my left foot and it embarrasses me.

5. I ran away from home at 16 to travel with the Grateful Dead. It was the best year of my life.

Did you know Jerry Garcia?

Novelafemme 01-23-2014 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 882998)
Did you know Jerry Garcia?

I *saw* him from afar many times, but I never met the man. His voice can easily bring me to tears. Sometimes from the sheer terribleness of it ;) and others because it touches a part of me that is so tender and real.

C0LLETTE 01-23-2014 03:29 PM

1. I. didn't know Jerry Garcia but 2 days after she went into rehab ( which I was paying for ) my ex gf called to tell me she was in the bed next to the bed Jerry Garcia died in.

2. I wasted huge amounts of money on her rehabs.

3. I haven't lived with her in years.

4. She still thinks I should send more.

5. I've stopped sending more.

Jet 01-23-2014 04:09 PM

Wiping the slate clean
 
I have never broken the law or injured another person in any way other than saying hurtful things to others in my life. I have battled a fierce and volcanic temper most of my life until now, and it took many years to get a handle. The reason is because I spent many years fighting for my life (because of things you never want to know.) And if you think you may have a hunch, you don't don't. What I went through in my life is as unspeakable as it is unheard of. I did meet a few nice people along the way...but also met people I never want to think about again.

I'm friendly, but I'm conditioned and a very hard man, from circumstances, other than when I keep things light or exchange with those whom I love and respect in close relationships. Then, I am gentle.

I'm not a liar, a con or untrustworthy—I'm loyal to a fault with proof. But people have unfairly speculated about me without ever giving me the benefit of the doubt or bothering to get to know me. I know what it is to be unfairly accused of things based on misinformation, gossip and heresay. No one knows who I am except for my family and a handful of lifelong friends who know me personally offline. I've weathered this many times in addition to taking on a motherlode of the unspeakable in my private life. But I survived, often times, holding on by a thread and with God's help. Sometimes, I think I should write a book about beating the unbeatable.

Trust me when I say, I have been through severe and rare situations that no one wants to know about...ever. They've impacted and changed me. And those few who are strong enough to know are understanding, supportive and very close to me—it's a close network of wonderful friends.

I am evasive and I prefer to be a loner, touching base when necessary and only when people, whom I trust, contact me. I give and contribute to others, but only from afar. I've changed and evolved drastically. But this way of life is finally coming to a close and time is running short before I begin a new life else where and put these years behind me. I am grateful, happy and profoundly moved by what I will begin. I won't divulge any more; I choose to keep the details of these things private. The point is that there is always hope for the good no matter how difficult life is. I hope this serves as encouragement.

fatallyblonde 01-23-2014 06:26 PM

man I ALWAYS draw a blank when it comes to stuff like this and then think of stuff later... oh well...

1. I love love LOVE squeezing pimples, black heads, cysts etc... anything that will ooze pus... and on other people too... sometimes I watch videos on youtube of it...

2. I've had liposuction

3. I type faster than anyone I've ever met. I accredit it to years of piano playing but who knows really

4. I'm a great big dork and have written almost one million words of fanfiction for various comics/cartoon shows

5. I have a lumpy big toe from when I injured it doing ballet

C0LLETTE 01-23-2014 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatallyblonde (Post 883055)
man I ALWAYS draw a blank when it comes to stuff like this and then think of stuff later... oh well...

1. I love love LOVE squeezing pimples, black heads, cysts etc... anything that will ooze pus... and on other people too... sometimes I watch videos on youtube of it...

2. I've had liposuction

3. I type faster than anyone I've ever met. I accredit it to years of piano playing but who knows really

4. I'm a great big dork and have written almost one million words of fanfiction for various comics/cartoon shows

5. I have a lumpy big toe from when I injured it doing ballet

ok.. I've finally read something about someone that I really didn't want to know, That pimple squeezing thing? brrrrrrrrrrrrr lol. Maybe you should save that revelation for the second date. lol

Novelafemme 01-23-2014 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatallyblonde (Post 883055)
man I ALWAYS draw a blank when it comes to stuff like this and then think of stuff later... oh well...

1. I love love LOVE squeezing pimples, black heads, cysts etc... anything that will ooze pus... and on other people too... sometimes I watch videos on youtube of it...

2. I've had liposuction

3. I type faster than anyone I've ever met. I accredit it to years of piano playing but who knows really

4. I'm a great big dork and have written almost one million words of fanfiction for various comics/cartoon shows

5. I have a lumpy big toe from when I injured it doing ballet

Have you checked out www.popthatzit.com

It's one of my five bookmarks that I scroll through every night. :)

C0LLETTE 01-23-2014 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novelafemme (Post 883068)
Have you checked out www.popthatzit.com

It's one of my five bookmarks that I scroll through every night. :)

Who knew!!!I was going to make fun but now I realise this is just another form of expression (lil joke there).

tapu 01-23-2014 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 882997)
These are aren't the crimes of the century or appalling, why would anyone be bothered knowing them? Curious.



buzz kill!

Jet 01-23-2014 07:16 PM

[QUOTE=GeeGina;882991 5. I hold grudges. There's a girl from my fifth grade class who's ass I'd still like to kick.[/QUOTE]

This made me laugh. There's always some little shit from school you remember, isn't there? Like a guy from 8th grade whose face I'd like to kick of his head to close an old loose end. He said something crummy at lunch. Maybe he got his already, who knows. Too funny! I already had three detentions—one more and that's she wrote before reform school.

fatallyblonde 01-23-2014 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu (Post 883075)
buzz kill!

not to mention rude and belittling...

tapu 01-23-2014 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet (Post 883082)
This made me laugh. There's always some little shit from school you remember, isn't there? Like a guy from 8th grade whose face I'd like to kick of his head to close an old loose end. He said something crummy at lunch. Maybe he got his already, who knows. Too funny! I already had three detentions—one more and that's she wrote before reform school.


I don't even remember people from back then, much less still feel mad at them. I tutored a girl from China for a while. She got all het up telling me about the opium wars and how horrible the US was. I finally said, Gosh, Jean, are you still mad?

Jet 01-23-2014 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passionaria (Post 474129)
Ok I'm going to give this a try:

1. I can't watch scary movies, cause I really do get scared. I scream and hide my eyes, and will scare who ever is watching it with me, more than the movie, with my antics.


Me too. I saw The Call and stood in the doorway the whole time.

MsTinkerbelly 01-23-2014 10:18 PM

1. I was a Girl Scout from 8-14 years old.

2. I once bowled a 275 game

3. I failed Geometry in high school

4. I can relieve pain with my touch

5. I can't read a scary book if alone in the house.

Martina 01-23-2014 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly (Post 883170)
I once bowled a 275 game

WOW! :thumbsup:

C0LLETTE 01-23-2014 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly (Post 883170)
1. I was a Girl Scout from 8-14 years old.

2. I once bowled a 275 game

3. I failed Geometry in high school

4. I can relieve pain with my touch

5. I can't read a scary book if alone in the house.


I was about 6-7, first day of school, and my immigrant mother bought me the coolest pair white lace up shoes she could afford.. with these two little holes near the insteps.
The very first day I walked into school, proudly wearing them, some kid yelled out "Look she's wearing bowling shoes" and then there was a chorus of "Look, she's wearing bowling shoes". I remember the humiliation to this day. I have never been bowling.

Soon 01-24-2014 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 883172)
I was about 6-7, first day of school, and my immigrant mother bought me the coolest pair white lace up shoes she could afford.. with these two little holes near the insteps.
The very first day I walked into school, proudly wearing them, some kid yelled out "Look she's wearing bowling shoes" and then there was a chorus of "Look, she's wearing bowling shoes". I remember the humiliation to this day. I have never been bowling.

This just brought back a humiliating episode I experienced. It was grade nine and the high school I attended had uniforms. I wasn't sure what shoes to get, so I let my mother convince me to get this comfortable, black, ones with laces. (if my older sister had been friendlier back then, maybe should could have helped me?) I walked into history class and a jerk yelled out, "Hey! Look at those grandma shoes!" I was mortified. I remember his name and everything. The way the whole class narrowed in that moment of shame and embarassment. Meanness sucks.

uglyboi 05-03-2015 01:17 PM

Cover Your Eyes
 
1. Growing up my best friend was a coat rack. I would have made new friends but no one could hold a coat like him.

2. On Valentine's Day Beasley gives me a kiss and when I am at work I give kisses to everyone who brings me chocolate.

3. I wear a welding mask when I go to the beach.

4. I wanted to be Scooby Doo when I grew up which explains why I mumble.

5. I will send a formal thank you note if you signal me from across the room that my zipper is down.

JDeere 05-04-2015 12:50 AM

1. I collect baseball caps
2. I don't Twitter
3. I drive a big truck
4. I love horror movies
5. I was a brownie when I was a young kid

:jester:

Jennabelle 05-04-2015 01:43 AM

1. I was kicked out of the Girl Scouts.
2. I have lived in two very haunted houses.
3. I own more than one turntable & have lots of vinyl.
4. The 'fun' of camping completely escapes me.
5. I went to an all girls' boarding school for high school.

gotoseagrl 05-04-2015 03:08 AM

~ i was a brownie too, but i rather eat them instead.
~ i was on academic probation once in college simply cause I was too shy to attend one of my classes, so just didn't go the rest of the semester.
~ my grandfather was a well-known bluegrass player.
~ i own a huge bucket of crayons.
~ i am in awe of huckleberries.

MsTinkerbelly 05-06-2015 11:22 PM

1. I would only eat vanilla ice cream until i was in my 20's.
2. I don't like lemon in my iced tea.
3. I sneeze 30-40 times in a row
4. I don't wear shoes unless i am leaving the house.
5. My favorite candy is See's borduex

Kenna 05-07-2015 12:10 AM

As a child my favorite cartoon was Pink Panther.

Growing up in the Appalachians taught me many life skills and survival skills that I wouldn't have learned otherwise.

Growing up in the Appalachians and with a very strong woman, Momma D, taught me to stand up for myself and to have zero tolerance for bullies like my next door neighbor who would go around trying to beat up all the girls. From age 4 years to 9 years, I was often his target...until I was taught to put him in his place.

I was once told by another Alpha Femme that the reason she loved being friends with me is that I'm not competitive like other F/femmes she knows.

I LOVE my old 1999 car and will never trade it for a new shiny model. It's the best running vehicle I've ever had even compared to two new Chevy models I owned.

candy_coated_bitch 05-07-2015 12:34 AM

1) I am a very picky eater and refuse to eat things based on color, texture, taste, and even smell alone.

2) I *NEVER* sing. Not even in the car along with the stereo, or while alone in the shower.

3) I hate the color blue. It's the only color I have a dislike for.

4) I have severe PTSD and it affects every day of my life.

5) I often have the aesthetic of a twelve year old girl.

uglyboi 05-24-2015 01:26 PM

5 more thangs
 
I love long romantic trips to my beer fridge.

I like gadgets with lots of fancy black buttons. It makes me feel dang important.

Beasley is correct, I was born in a barn.

I like eating sauerkraut and potato chip sandwiches.

I use to be a nail biter, now I thumb twiddle. (It’s better than being a bed-wetter).

anotherbutch 05-24-2015 01:33 PM

1. I'm a die hard.. I don't give up easily.
2. I managed a restaurant for 25 years.
3. I have 7 grandkids and one on the way.
4. I haven't had a cigarette in 17 months.
5. I am obviously not easy to love.

girlin2une 05-24-2015 02:05 PM

1. I was incredibly shy as a young child. I used to hold my arm in front of my face thinking no one could see me.
2. I have 2 dimples in each cheek. 1 in the middle of each cheek, and 1 under each corner of my eyes
3. I own a female cat, a male cat and their baby! And they are all indoor cats! I had my male neutered at 6 months and upon taking my female in to get spayed, it was discovered she was pregnant. My male cat was a rescue and I thought too young to have babies. I was wrong.
4. I was an Ontario Scholar
5. I sing...all the time...

Kätzchen 06-30-2015 09:30 AM

Every time I am here online, my sweetie is sitting right here beside me, as we read forum posts on the boards.


We're getting ready to celebrate our first anniversary this weekend by exercising our passports (again!).


We are in a monogamous relationship with each other because that's how we roll.


I love how he rolls the perfect crepe for our breakfast (scrambled egg, cheese, and spinach, topped with blueberries).

Gemme 06-30-2015 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 997629)
Every time I am here online, my sweetie is sitting right here beside me, as we read forum posts on the boards.


We're getting ready to celebrate our first anniversary this weekend by exercising our passports (again!).


We are in a monogamous relationship with each other because that's how we roll.


I love how he rolls the perfect crepe for our breakfast (scrambled egg, cheese, and spinach, topped with blueberries).

One more please. That's only 4.

:cheesy:


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