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Happy_Go_Lucky 07-01-2014 05:47 AM

...."well derp! But how does she feel about you hiring a woman"....


*sans context, this appears quite odd donchya think? I don't have the context, her phone dropped signal.....amusing really.

MysticOceansFL 07-01-2014 09:34 AM

The best texted I received was from my second to the oldest nephew told me he's getting married this year!

SnackTime 07-01-2014 08:35 PM

"Tell you there is more of..."

"...and this time we can..."


WildHorses 07-01-2014 09:04 PM

I am going to the store. What do you need?

WingsOnFire 07-01-2014 09:07 PM

Call me I miss you...

RockOn 07-01-2014 09:32 PM

My friend, Renee, took in a pregnant stray dog about 6 weeks ago and named her Lucy. She said she knew she was keeping Lucy before she had 13 puppies 5 weeks ago.

Renee has been texting me photos of them all along the way. Today she texted me a video of these babies ... oh my gosh, these babies are precious! I want!!!! Bet I have watched the video at least a dozen times today.

Kevin would be so happy to have a puppy friend. His Doggie Daycare teacher, Ms Emily, told me Kevin is so good and she can even trust him with the puppies. Kevin is a gentle giant. Ms. Emily also told me she had to put Kelly in time-out for playing too rough with others. Yep, that was my girl ... always going wide open. *chuckling*

AnAwkwardAccident 07-01-2014 11:18 PM

God...I want you.

Duchess 07-05-2014 05:59 PM

"You have a sexy voice. I could listen to you all day."

SnackTime 07-07-2014 06:53 PM

"ohhhhhh...mmmmmmm"

Duchess 07-07-2014 07:14 PM

"Can't wait to get home to you beautiful."

cinnamongrrl 07-07-2014 08:04 PM

"i love you"

gets me every time <3

Trev 07-07-2014 08:18 PM

"How many chicken critters did it take to satisfy You?"

Bèsame* 07-09-2014 11:27 PM

love hearing your voice..

Cole 07-10-2014 01:32 AM

'You're just going to get hurt in the end. Better to leave now than stick around & wait for her to make up her mind & feed you bullshit.'

Bèsame* 07-11-2014 07:59 AM

Your niece just won her first case! Wins 1 Losses O




SnackTime 07-11-2014 07:36 PM

" Making up for lost kisses"

Duchess 07-11-2014 10:07 PM

"You surprised me and I enjoyed it."

cinnamongrrl 07-18-2014 05:32 AM

Im textless thus far today.....but its early yet....

yesterdays was an expression of yearning.....for my blackberry muffins... ;)

Charmingbutch21 07-19-2014 08:19 AM

"Paltry? I thought that was chicken."

I love my sarcastic gay boy friends. LOL

SnackTime 07-20-2014 03:19 PM

"What a great smile. .. I'll kiss you after the shower and we can..."

Duchess 07-21-2014 08:37 PM

You tell me what, where and how long you can go. :)

Okiebug61 07-21-2014 09:12 PM

Can't wait to see you Friday! Love Red!

WingsOnFire 07-21-2014 09:14 PM

Good Morning. I hope you rested well.

RockOn 07-21-2014 09:39 PM

"I want to see you tonight."
;)

LoyalWolfsBlade 07-21-2014 10:00 PM

I know she would kill me if I posted the best text I got today in here....get your mind out of the gutter

LoyalWolfsBlade 07-21-2014 10:05 PM

No seriously it was I am yours Alix

Contessa 07-22-2014 07:27 AM

"Hey Sexy..What are ya doing tonight?" - Cabana Boi

cricket26 07-25-2014 05:51 PM

when i go to my locker at lunch i always have a text... todays lunchtime text said

my baby



:)

Duchess 07-28-2014 09:24 PM

"You know I love it. I wouldn't be human if I didn't."

DapperButch 07-28-2014 09:28 PM

She said the dog pooped and peed.

We be a sexy couple. :|

Mel C. 07-28-2014 10:00 PM

A simple greeting from the right person. Made Monday my favorite day!

Sweet Bliss 07-29-2014 01:01 AM

You're a great friend. :byebye:

starryeyes 07-29-2014 01:09 AM

Good Morning, Beautiful <3

BounceBounceBabyBoi 07-29-2014 01:46 AM

It wasn't today , but a couple of
weeks ago I got a random text.

them: hey baby.I'm back in town.
I'm staying at kens and Jerri's.give me
a call sugar!!
me: ummm what?
them: come on honey. don't be a tease.
we had so much fun last time!!
xoxo
me: lady, idk who you think you're talking
to but I'm a married man!! what is this
blackmail?!?


for some reason they didn't text back :|

Duchess 07-31-2014 09:03 PM

"I pay attention sweetheart. I want to please you."

Sweet Bliss 07-31-2014 10:30 PM

" who doesn't like bacon?" Lmao. :rrose:

WingsOnFire 07-31-2014 10:50 PM

"I miss you... a lot". And "Thoughts of you in my arms is so comforting"

WingsOnFire 08-01-2014 10:56 AM

this...Two more days then back home and I get to read to you. I miss bedtime story...and you...

WingsOnFire 08-01-2014 03:13 PM

Ok this one cracked me up.. "I will need to make you my 2nd wife"... lol... I told her we could negotiate that... I love my best friend

Duchess 08-04-2014 06:45 PM

"She gets a lot of work for a dumb ex beauty queen"


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