After much planning...I made it clear I wanted to stop at Donato's Pizza...
Amidst protests and random gagging noises, I went...
{I also bought 5 bucks worth of random flavored Pop Rocks, but that's another story}
After Dinner whilst watching "Hell's Kitchen" , I made a small observation...
"For a buncha naysayers, u 2 piggies really Snarfed up the pizza, Hungry much?"

{It was a Large hand-tossed 'The works', and I got a Pepperoni Stromboli for me and my bro}
:candle::hangloose:

Sooooooo..

I'm at the bus stop and this middle aged chinese lady with a slight accent looks at me and says, "David! Come here, sit here.." I say that I am not David, my name is Tony, hello.. She says that I look just like her boyfriend, David.. I say, "no, not David." She keeps looking at me.. I jokingly offer to show her my ID.. She says, "No, I want to see something else.." I say, "Oh? What do you want to see?"

She then whispers something that I don't catch.. I say, "What?".. She whispers again.. I move closer.. She says, "I want to see you dick!".. I pull back and laughingly say, "No, only certain people get to see that.." She nods and then says, "You're very handsome.." I say, "Well thank you.." As I look a little despretly for the bus.. She then puts her hand on my thigh and starts torward my crotch.. I move her hand away and say, "No, thank you though.."

She pulls out some paper and a pen from her purse and starts writting something down.. I was hoping it WASN'T her number.. The buses pull up at this point and I get up.. I happen to be following her and she starts to grin and gestures for me to follow her onto the bus.. I shake my head and point to the bus behind her's and walk.. Fast.. To get on my bus..

lol.. God, how I love San Diego transit..

I also watched a homeless guy casually take his shoes, and then his pants off and settle back against the building he was leaning against.. In his boxers.. He saw me looking at him and gave me a lil head nod.. Which I returned with a thumbs up sign.. I then waited for my bus.. I don't think anyone else noticed..

Thank you, San Diego!

-Tony, who wishes he had a camera phone for some of this shit..

I've seen some funny stuff on this show...
This, hands down, Tops 'em all off as the Gayest , funniest shit...



:hamactor:

Water Balloons.. I think I'm in love..



:|

My babygirl just got this message from My cell service provider cos it's running slow:

Our system is experiencing problem at this moment, your message was not sent successfully. We apologize the incontinence caused, please try to send your reply later.

I think I need to e-mail someone at the company and suggest either spellcheck, or maybe that someone reads what's being sent out to people :|

And my second thought (because my first was "do they use that term differently over there?") was, "dang, i am irritated that Hy isn't gonna get my reply, but i ain't gonna pee myself over it!"

:byebye:

OHHH.. Engrish! How I love thee.. lmao http://www.engrish.com

OMG.. I think this is who wanted to molest me at the bus stop..

I eat watermelon with a fork and knife and have the salt shaker and a napkin on hand as well. :tease:

Ditto.

And then I drink the juice off the plate and try to filter the seeds with my teeth.

I don't get all clever with it like that (my hand/teeth coordination is not good). I push the seeds off the rind and onto the plate as I go until there's nothing but juice in the rind and then I drink it from the rind.

"When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all."

~ Lewis Carroll (Through The Looking Glass)

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMCbJB4yNXo"]YouTube- Static-X - The Only (Video)[/nomedia]

I REALLY want a blackjack taco from tacobell.I dont know why...they dont even make them anymore!!!

And now I want watermelon..

Speaking of watermelon, I have a huge one sitting on my counter.
(And no, I don't mean the cat).

I was watching this Welcome to Canada talking Beaver and I started thinking about Linus. Now mind you, I have been to Canada, and I love it! But I figured Linus would either get a kick out of this, or chew me a new one, lol.

[nomedia="http://youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs&feature=channel"]YouTube- Talking Beaver on the Highway[/nomedia]

*sigh* *cough*
 

She told me that if I caught Her cold, I would get spanked.
Well, I caught Her cold, and I wasn't even trying.

:|

(*sniffles*)

lol.. Now that was cute! Love the last part.. "Cheeeeeeeese!"

Are you sure? Did you poke it to see if it growls?

*had a cat people often mistook for a throw pillow on the couch* :blink:

The host's head...where did it go?

Now you have something to look forward to when you both feel better. :cheesy:

Ember's fluffy, but not that fluffy, lol.
I do refer to him as my little butterball every now and then.

Hmmm, She could knock the congestion right out though .... *thinking*

So we went to see this little black kitten last week. Well, he turned out to be a little too aggressive for my taste - kinda reminded me of a compact version of a mean black cat I once knew many moons ago.

However....... we did come across a little silver/grey tabby that looks like a little wolf or even a tiny siberian tiger.

Looks very much like this, but a little lighter:
http://www.findakitten.co.uk/images/gallerykitten26.jpg

Hopefully, we'll get to pick him up before the weekend. (They wouldn't let us take him unless he got fixed first... gggrrrr) I always thought age played a factor when getting a cat fixed.

??

Always Laughter Inducing and Smile Producing.
 

From the Muppet Show.

I have a blister on top of each of my big toes.. Last night, i put alcohol on them.. I think i got a little high from all the endorphines rushing through my system! lmao.. Yeah, it hurt.. soooo good..

At this point, I laughed and realized how perverted I really am.. I'll never be a cucumber again.. The brine has struck and I am a pickle forever..

On a side note.. I am hoping that they don't get infected :(

Is that TMI? I think it may be.. but.. ah well.. I just like to share..

gawds, I feel so old....Goonies 25th Anniversary on AMC

Fresh Blueberries equal delight.

I'm not liking trying to be incognito (post-work!) and running into people with whom I work!


:curtain: