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Diva 06-02-2010 10:29 PM

I like it when my daughter decides to just hop in the car and drive to Austin for dinner with her Mom......that made me smile so big!



Nat 06-03-2010 12:20 AM

Has anybody else seen the French gay McDonald's ad? It made me happy.


Lady Pamela 06-03-2010 12:46 AM

A Fun Fact for Each State

http://www.waderson.com/images/selectUnitedStates.gif

ALABAMA .... Was the first place to have 9-1-1, started in 1968.

ALASKA ... One out of every 64 people has a pilot's license.

ARIZONA .... Is the only state in the continental U.S. that doesn't
follow Daylight Savings Time.

ARKANSAS .... Has the only active diamond mine in the U.S.

CALIFORNIA ... Its economy is so large that if it were a country,
it would rank seventh in the entire world...and is broke right now like alot of other countries.

COLORADO .... In 1976 it became the only state to turn down the
Olympics.

CONNECTICUT ... The Frisbee was invented at Yale University.

DELAWARE .... Has more scientists and engineers than any other
state.

FLORIDA .... At 759 square miles, Jacksonville is the U.S.'s
largest city in area.

GEORGIA .... It was here, in 1886, that pharmacist John Pemberton
made the first vat of Coca-Cola.

HAWAII .. Hawaiians live, on average, five years longer than
residents in any other state.

IDAHO ... TV was invented in Rigby, Idaho, in 1922.

ILLINOIS .... The Chicago River is dyed green every St.Patrick's
Day.

INDIANA ..... Home to Santa Claus, Indiana, which get a half
million letters to Santa every year.

IOWA ... Winnebagos get their name from Winnebago County. Also, it
is the only state that begins with two vowels.

KANSAS ... Liberal, Kansas, has an exact replica of the house in
The Wizard of Oz.

KENTUCKY .... Has more than $6 billion in gold underneath Fort Knox.

LOUISIANA .... Has parishes instead of counties because they were
originally Spanish church units.

MAINE ... It's so big, it covers as many square miles as the other
five New England states combined.

MARYLAND .... The Ouija board was created in Baltimore in 1892.

MASSACHUSETTS ... The Fig Newton is named afterNewton,Massachusetts.

MICHIGAN .... Fremont, home to Gerber, is the baby food capital of
the world.

MINNESOTA .... Bloomington's Mall of America is so big, if you
spent 10 minutes in each store, you'd be there nearly four days.

MISSISSIPPI ... President Teddy Roosevelt refused to shoot a bear
here... that's how the teddy bear got its name.

MISSOURI .... Is the birthplace of the ice cream cone.

MONTANA .... A sapphire from Montana is in the Crown Jewels of
England.

NEBRASKA .... More triplets are born here than in any other state.

NEW HAMPSHIRE ... Birthplace of Tupperware, invented in 1938 by
Earl Tupper.

NEW JERSEY ... Has the most shopping malls in one area in the world.

NEW MEXICO ... Smokey the Bear was rescued from a 1950 forest fire here.

NEW YORK .... Is home to the nation's oldest cattle ranch, started
in 1747 in Montauk.

NORTH CAROLINA ... Home of the first Krispy Kreme doughnut.

NORTH DAKOTA ... Rigby, North Dakota, is the exact geographic
center of North America.

OHIO ... The hot dog was invented here in 1900.

OKLAHOMA .... The grounds of the state capital are covered by
operating oil wells.

OREGON ... Has the most ghost towns in the country.

PENNSYLVANIA ... The smiley, :) was first used in 1980 by computer
scientists at Carnegie Mellon University.

RHODE ISLAND ... The nation's oldest bar, the White Horse Tavern,
opened here in 1673.

SOUTH CAROLINA ... Sumter County is home to the world's largest
gingko farm.

SOUTH DAKOTA ... Is the only state that has never had an earthquake.

TENNESSEE .... Nashville's Grand Ole Opry is the longest running
live radio show in the world.

TEXAS ... Dr. Pepper was invented in Waco back in 1885.

UTAH ... The first Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant opened here in 1952.

VERMONT .... Montpelier is the only state capital without a McDonald's.

VIRGINIA .... Home of the world's largest office building ....
the Pentagon.

WASHINGTON ... Seattle has twice as many college graduates as any
other state.

WASHINGTON D.C. ... Was the first planned capital in the world.

WEST VIRGINIA ... Had the world's first brick paved street, Summers
Street, laid in Charleston in 1870.

WISCONSIN .... The ice cream sundae was invented here in 1881 to
get around Blue Laws prohibiting ice cream from being sold on Sundays.

WYOMING .... Was the first state to allow women to vote.

Gemme 06-03-2010 02:33 AM

I knew I liked Roosevelt. Good show, fellow.

BestButchBoy 06-03-2010 04:01 AM

"Pictory" of NYC
 
http://www.pictorymag.com/showcases/new-york-city/

Scroll down to view images.

Diva 06-03-2010 09:44 AM

20 minutes is not 48 hours long.......

Gemme 06-03-2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 121354)
20 minutes is not 48 hours long.......

:blink:

True dat.

:blink:

In other news, I woke up hungry.

Nat 06-03-2010 11:20 AM

I had my skull xrayed today. It is a gorgeous skull, it turns out. This has decided the cremation question for me. Burial it is! This beaut should stick around.

Seeing one's own skull is like time travel - in a hundred years, that's what this face will be. It's like previewing one's own death and seeing how terrible and beautiful it will be. We really aren't so different than hermit crabs - living for a time inside a shell of sorts, then leaving it behind.

Rook 06-03-2010 04:30 PM

There's a strange joke stuck in my head....

Instead of a song...

Jesus and St. Paul are enjoyin the Celestial Choir, when an elderly gentleman shows up, slightly confused.
Paul asks his name and he shrugs, Jesus gets curious and asks maybe he could jog his memory...
Older Guy "Well, I remember fish, I have a son, and I'm a Carpenter, I think...."
Jesus quickly hugs him sayin' "FATHER!!!!"
Older Guy : "Pinocchio !!!"


My ex {who's now a Discalced Carmelite nun *thank you FaceBook*} told me this once...
:mohawk:

tuffboi29 06-03-2010 07:49 PM

This tacobell craving is getting out of control...Imma make a run to the border.

Enchantress 06-03-2010 08:18 PM

Every Thursday in June is Stephen King night on Sci-Fi!

Diva 06-03-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 121911)
Every Thursday in June is Stephen King night on Sci-Fi!




I've always suspected that Stephen King lived inside June.

And now we know.





Enchantress 06-03-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 121923)
I've always suspected that Stephen King lived inside June.

And now we know.





*blink*

But only for four weeks

Diva 06-03-2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 121931)
*blink*

But only for four weeks




Four weeks for June~King is not nearly enough......





Massive 06-03-2010 09:43 PM


Nat 06-03-2010 11:55 PM

Join the President's pledge to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" today.

tuffboi29 06-04-2010 02:32 AM

I have come to the conclusion that giving the dog chilli is NOT a good idea. :blink:

IttyBittyFem 06-04-2010 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Pamela (Post 121176)
A Fun Fact for Each State

http://www.waderson.com/images/selectUnitedStates.gif


NEW JERSEY ... Has the most shopping malls in one area in the world.



This would be Paramus, New Jersey, right in my backyard!

A fun little fact to go with that ti-bet, the county where Paramus is located, Bergen, enforces "The Blue Law", no clothing or home good sales permitted on Sunday. All these Malls and you can't even shop on Sunday's! (Which is fine by me. I'd rather have my finger nails pulled out then to go shopping.)

Thank you Lady {{{{{{{{Pamela}}}}}}}} for posting this!

IttyBittyFem 06-04-2010 03:28 AM

Currently, I'm at a very healthy frame of mind. I'm just tickled PINK!!!!!!!!!

BestButchBoy 06-04-2010 04:11 AM

Take a vacation from the Internet.

Diva 06-04-2010 09:52 AM

Kitty in the driveway, stalkin' the birds at the feeder....and of course, my dogs are stalking the cat ~ through the windows. That must be totally frustrating for them. hee hee




Rook 06-04-2010 10:30 AM

Ever seen in some Movies, where the primary character is walking really slow, Oblivious to everything, and his/her surroundings is passing by in Very fast-forward mode? The cars, the sky, pedestrians...but that one person is slower than a fucking turtle?
I know there's a term for that in Cinematography, just cant figure it....

:brainsucker:

Enchantress 06-04-2010 02:21 PM

I fear my head may explode if I continue doing this math.

BestButchBoy 06-04-2010 02:36 PM

Go ahead, judge a book by its cover.

Gemme 06-04-2010 08:35 PM

Garlic pussy. :blink:

Diva 06-04-2010 09:14 PM

Ya know? One of the remarkable things about having a site like this is it has a tendency to draw us together across the miles......

And so....when Rufus and Melissa decided to come to Austin for Pride this weekend, they wanted to get together with as many of the Austin crew as possible....we met them for dinner tonight at Threadgill's ~ a campy place with good food and live music (outside).

And here we all sat with our 2 new Honorary Austinites....and I can't speak for anyone else, but I felt as though they'd been here a while!

How would we have known them had it not been for The Planet? Thanks to Jack and Medusa!


What a great evening!



moxie 06-04-2010 09:16 PM

Tonight's top news story: Justin Bieber is coming to town in November. I can hardly contain myself.

Nat 06-04-2010 10:17 PM

“At the side of the everlasting why, is a yes, and a yes, and a yes.”

- EM Forster, A Room With A View


Enchantress 06-04-2010 11:38 PM

I don't understand why everytime my cursor is on a word a little blue box pops up with the word in different languages.

Confusion abounds this evening.

Tricksie 06-05-2010 01:18 AM

This is Post Number One for me!:cheer:

Diva 06-05-2010 06:23 AM

I should be happy to have 2 barking alarms..... to alert me to a possible home invasion, Ya know.......

And they went off this morning at 4:30 am as we all heard the front door open....and I'm thinking ~ Dear GOD...did I forget to lock the front door [again!]? (I'm notorious for this.) And I can't even TELL You how quickly I went from deep slumber to terrified and wide awake when my daughter opens my bedroom door to tell me she came in "a little early"...................I wasn't expecting her until later today.

:|

So SHE has gone to sleep. In the meantime, I'm up, have cleaned up the "I'm so excited to see You, I've peed on the kitchen floor for You!" puppy accident, made coffee, drank 2 cups of said coffee and have done 2 loads of laundry.

Stay tuned, for later today, precious daughter will be given some ground rules for this sort of thing.

And btw.....her 'announcement text' that she was coming in early came after she went to bed.

I know.

Did I mention that I love my daughter? :tea:

BestButchBoy 06-05-2010 06:46 AM

Salt and pepper should be passed together, even if the request was for only one.

Semantics 06-05-2010 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 122909)
Tonight's top news story: Justin Bieber is coming to town in November. I can hardly contain myself.

My daughter is going to see him tonight in Massachussetts. She can't contain herself at all. :lol2:

Diva 06-05-2010 07:05 AM

I would love to have a cozy little room, full of bookcases and about 6 of Semantics' avatar chairs.....neat visual, huh?



LeftWriteFemme 06-05-2010 07:20 AM


:fastdraq:

Jet 06-05-2010 08:58 PM

I've been working on my art since 2 o'clock.
I'm still not done.

moxie 06-05-2010 09:03 PM

cranky, whiny, mopey all the time. perky, happy laughs. stalemate.

Diva 06-05-2010 09:23 PM

The Sissies are drinking Sangria and watching "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"...........


It's funnier with Sangria.




Trust me.






Kätzchen 06-05-2010 11:44 PM

SooOOoOOoo,

earlier I was ready for bed, totally relaxing in the moment - I even had restful music on. Then, my mother calls me about something important and now, I'm on an adrenaline surge..... Hopefully, I will feel ready for sleep again, soon...

:moonstars:

AtLast 06-06-2010 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 123640)
The Sissies are drinking Sangria and watching "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"...........


It's funnier with Sangria.




Trust me.







You got sissies???


:glasses:


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