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Gemme 06-08-2010 02:29 AM
I don't like cloak and daggers.

Diva 06-08-2010 03:39 AM
Two things............

I think it's time to get a new phone service....I have Cricket. :| And I've been getting text messages all night long (just got another one from yesterday as I was writing THIS!)...at 3:40, I finally turned off my phone, and dozed off, but THEN...............

Lucy, The WonderDawg, decided she needed to go outside......so up we all got.....went outside.....Coti tinkled 3 times and pooped.

Lucy? Nada.

Now THEY'RE snorin' on the sofa and I'm wide awake!!!!!!!!! :fastdraq:
(That sounds like a bad C&W song, doesn't it?)

NJFemmie 06-08-2010 06:07 AM
Today is my mom's birthday, she would have been 85.
I keep thinking ... wow... 85 - I wonder what it would be like if she were still around.

IttyBittyFem 06-08-2010 07:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 124678)
In the Dark Ages it was thought that when you sneezed, a brief opportunity for 'devils' to enter your mouth was present, thus explains the origins of 'bless you'.

:blink:


*achoooo*
<waving @ NJ Femmie -(f)

Funny - this topic came up during a perspicacity conversation I was having with a group of folks just the other day.

A Butch (veeeerrrrry handsome I may add) claimed hys grandmother informed hym the heartbeat is some how effected while sneezing, hence, the purpose of God Bless You. (I simply adore cerebral stimulation.)


Has anyone else heard of other 'scientific' (:brainsucker:) explanations?
"God Bless You", directly after a sneeze, has slurred into "Ga Blesh Ya" in my vicinity. Is that just a New York speed talking accent thingey?


IttyBittyFem 06-08-2010 08:01 AM


I AM

IN LOVE WITH

MALLOMARS

Jet 06-08-2010 08:09 AM
wow. up at 6:30 and into a workout by 7. Now getting ready for a friend coming over for lunch. It's good to get one's ass out of bed and make a productive day of it.

ravfem 06-08-2010 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Pamela (Post 125335)

Gemini

Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses. Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.

This is by far the BEST description of me that i've ever come across!!

Just_G 06-08-2010 10:55 AM
So my buddy Cheech came over last night....some of you know of whom I speak....others, not so much. We sat out on the deck drinking beer and shooting the shit about all the times we have gotten together with the fine Butch and Femme folks and had an absolute blast!
We laughed til we were both in tears last night....those are the best boys nights EVER!!

The talk of the upcoming road trip to Little Rock was hysterical...we are SOOO taking the video camera to document this adventure!

UofMfan 06-08-2010 11:39 AM
I am going to have something other than rice, potatoes, toast, pediayte, soup or crackers for the first time in days. Please everyone keep me in your prayers :blink:

PinkieLee 06-08-2010 02:42 PM
I am conducting a test to see how many moods I really can hit in a 24 hour period. Consider yourself warned!

Kätzchen 06-08-2010 02:48 PM
I'm just now having breakfast, feeling wide awake and ready for the day!

Just_G 06-08-2010 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 125881)
I am conducting a test to see how many moods I really can hit in a 24 hour period. Consider yourself warned!
Um, this is not in the manual and I have no idea how to handle this particular test.

Do I:
A. put on a helmet and my sequin tube top and sit with my head between my knees?
B. grab a cold Miller Lite and wait it out? (and grab one for you also)
C. skip recklessly down an aisle at the grocery store?
D. open a bottle of Funf?
E. place a shot of Tequila Rose topped off with some Redi Whip between my legs and wait for you while holding a cherry with my mouth?
F. Call Dummy, Stupid, and Nizzle for an intervention?
G. point and giggle?
H. ALL OF THE ABOVE?

You gotta help me out here.....NO MANUAL!! :blink:

(you can choose more than one...just FYI)

PinkieLee 06-08-2010 02:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 125888)
Um, this is not in the manual and I have no idea how to handle this particular test.

Do I:
A. put on a helmet and my sequin tube top and sit with my head between my knees?
B. grab a cold Miller Lite and wait it out? (and grab one for you also)
C. skip recklessly down an aisle at the grocery store?
D. open a bottle of Funf?
E. place a shot of Tequila Rose topped off with some Redi Whip between my legs and wait for you while holding a cherry with my mouth?
F. Call Dummy, Stupid, and Nizzle for an intervention?
G. point and giggle?
H. ALL OF THE ABOVE?

You gotta help me out here.....NO MANUAL!! :blink:

(you can choose more than one...just FYI)

bwahahahahahahahaa.... all of the above suga foot! I fuckin' love you!

**see, that was a lovey dovey AND a laugh out loud mood ~ THANK YOU**

Just_G 06-08-2010 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 125890)
bwahahahahahahahaa.... all of the above suga foot! I fuckin' love you!

**see, that was a lovey dovey AND a laugh out loud mood ~ THANK YOU**
There are other choices if you need me to list them for ya! :winky:

I went with my top ten ways to handle a femme emergency....glad you like it!

I promise that one thing NOT on the list is "yap like a yorkie". :blink: I think you have had enough of that already!

PinkieLee 06-08-2010 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 125899)
There are other choices if you need me to list them for ya! :winky:

I went with my top ten ways to handle a femme emergency....glad you like it!

I promise that one thing NOT on the list is "yap like a yorkie". :blink: I think you have had enough of that already!
I sure do like your top 10.... I bet you have different top 10's for lots of "other" emergency occassions, too! Yep, I always knew you were a Boy Scout ;)

Thank you for having my back ~ always!

**see, my grateful mood**

ps... this damn Yorkie is 'bout to get it!

BestButchBoy 06-08-2010 05:32 PM
On a city sidewalk, walk briskly and don’t impede pedestrian traffic.

If you have to stop, move to the side.

Massive 06-08-2010 10:51 PM

Massive 06-08-2010 10:53 PM

Kätzchen 06-09-2010 12:25 PM
I am by no means "awake" yet - I will be soon though because I said so.

HA!

*I need more coffee*

Diva 06-09-2010 01:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 125888)
Um, this is not in the manual and I have no idea how to handle this particular test.

Do I:
A. put on a helmet and my sequin tube top and sit with my head between my knees?
B. grab a cold Miller Lite and wait it out? (and grab one for you also)
C. skip recklessly down an aisle at the grocery store?
D. open a bottle of Funf?
E. place a shot of Tequila Rose topped off with some Redi Whip between my legs and wait for you while holding a cherry with my mouth?
F. Call Dummy, Stupid, and Nizzle for an intervention?
G. point and giggle?
H. ALL OF THE ABOVE?

You gotta help me out here.....NO MANUAL!! :blink:

(you can choose more than one...just FYI)

I vote for "D", of course.
I don't have the energy to do F. Besides, she needs to visit the Quiet Room ANYway.....and Quiet Room #2 (aka: The Red Room).

Always a servant <rolling my eyes>,
The Nizz

PinkieLee 06-09-2010 01:44 PM
I have the sudden yearning for a yummy Red Velvet Cake made with love by the Divalicious!

Just_G 06-09-2010 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 126504)
I have the sudden yearning for a yummy Red Velvet Cake made with love by the Divalicious!
Mmmmmm, cake! A little Funf :wine:....then a nap!! I love when I visit my Nizzle and we take afternoon naps from being up late laughing the night before!! :blink:

PinkieLee 06-09-2010 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 126514)
Mmmmmm, cake! A little Funf :wine:....then a nap!! I love when I visit my Nizzle and we take afternoon naps from being up late laughing the night before!! :blink:
AND having coffee (with the best assortment of creamers) on the patio or the Quiet Room early the next morning.

**This must be a Chez Diva & Divalicious fan club**

Enchantress 06-09-2010 02:52 PM
What I really want is *Turtle* Chex Mix. Instead I'm eating blackberries.

tuffboi29 06-09-2010 03:11 PM
Whoever invented Arnold Palmer Half & Half Arizona Iced Tea....was a genius.

Random 06-09-2010 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 126516)
AND having coffee (with the best assortment of creamers) on the patio or the Quiet Room early the next morning.

**This must be a Chez Diva & Divalicious fan club**

Sigh... the patio.....

sigh....

I swear... by the time we left austin.. I was talked out.. like for realz... I almost took a vow of silence I was so drained...

Diva 06-09-2010 06:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 126514)
Mmmmmm, cake! A little Funf :wine:....then a nap!! I love when I visit my Nizzle and we take afternoon naps from being up late laughing the night before!! :blink:
Quote:
Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 126516)
AND having coffee (with the best assortment of creamers) on the patio or the Quiet Room early the next morning.

**This must be a Chez Diva & Divalicious fan club**
Quote:
Originally Posted by Random (Post 126559)
Sigh... the patio.....

sigh....

I swear... by the time we left austin.. I was talked out.. like for realz... I almost took a vow of silence I was so drained...

Thanks, Y'all.........

I don't know what it is about that terrace....but it is a relaxing place and encourages conversation.....and calm, too.

The QR's neat, too. :)

I'm sure glad You've had good experiences here...that makes me happy. :rrose:

Diva 06-09-2010 08:47 PM
Is there such a thing as TOO much feta? I mean really?

Dude 06-09-2010 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva (Post 126747)
Is there such a thing as TOO much feta? I mean really?
yes.
really
there was this one time I partook of way too fuckin much




I just bought canadian worms for (" > in Texas.
Not 2 dozen but 20.:fastdraq: I want my 4 more.

tiggs 06-10-2010 12:59 AM
Oh my gosh I saw this and had to post it, it was just to dang cute! lol

http://krazybaby.files.wordpress.com...ntingtwins.jpg

Pixie 06-10-2010 06:15 AM
Adding to my dumbass list:

Wash hands at least five times after making homemade salsa before doing....ANYTHING!!!!
:fireman:

NJFemmie 06-10-2010 06:49 AM
I was relieved to find out it's not Wednesday again.

Mitmo01 06-10-2010 10:58 AM
Ms. Diva I want you to know just how lovely and inviting and warm your island in Austin was for us.....I cant wait to have some more porch time and Lucy time when we get there...oh wait theres a new addition that i cant wait to meet : ) no seriously i enjoyed and am grateful for the time we spent at your lovely abode and look forward to some more.....

Enchantress 06-10-2010 01:08 PM
Listening to David Gates is never a good choice.

afixer 06-10-2010 03:33 PM
toe fuckery
 

BestButchBoy 06-10-2010 04:37 PM
Honking your horn won’t make them go faster.

Miami 06-10-2010 04:47 PM
Heh....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BestButchBoy (Post 127321)
Honking your horn won’t make them go faster.
Maybe not, but it'll prevent you from reaching into the glove compartment for your GUN which WILL! LMAO

Enchantress 06-10-2010 05:12 PM
I am irritated and irritable.

Enchantress 06-10-2010 06:50 PM
Hormones+Bad love songs from the seventies+ pre-birthday existential angst = nothing good

Enchantress 06-11-2010 05:40 AM
Let's see how random I can be ('O' I rhyme)...

I've been up since 3 am.


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