I need a good kick in the ass.

I need to unwind, perhaps a little drive down the mountain to La Conner..

I'd like a charming flatterer who'd tell me that it doesn't matter what I pack for my trip, I'm going to look fabulous anyway.

Some ice cold sweet tea.

Sex as well lol

I could use a good night's sleep with no early appointments.

I need a cup of tea and a cookie.

I need quality time and attention with a massage that includes a happy ending.

Some good pain meds, I am out of mine till I go back to the Doctor on the 29th.

A good horror movie(not talking about reality)

It Follows was not bad,that giant freaked me out.

Something to give me an ol'fashion nightmare,don't get any these days/nights.

Holy shit! I should be careful what I wish for...

What I really need is her...

A cabana on a private beach with someone to serve me fresh fruit and drinks. We can start with a piña colada and some pineapple slices. I'll take a dip in the water and we can start all over again.

:bow:

A freshended up glass of sweet tea, I need more ice!

I have Talenti tiramisu gelato in the freezer....and I NEED someone to bring it to me...with or without a spoon....

Sweet Gemme, you have no idea how "on time" this is. Gonna go listen to it again. Thank you. Sending you hugs, O.

I would like a little sunshine, the school holidays have begun with grey, rainy, overcast days which make spending time out and about pretty miserable. Though at least the garden doesnt need watering ! :wateringgarden:

Daisy :bouquet:

I ticket to California....

more oxygen.

a strawberry Margarita, but I won't. But dang I wish I could

Aside from many, many other things, lol....
 

...which we don't need to get into right now...

I need that travel company commercial with the stupid talking dog saying "book, book" to permanently cease, effective immediately. It's the weirdest thing. Every time that dog says "book" it actually hurts my ears - literally causing me physical pain - and then I shudder involuntarily.

Maybe it's the tone of the dog's voice? Does anyone else find this painful? I'm wondering if it is a fingers-down-the-chalkboard type thing.

I'll never use that travel company now! I want to smash my television set every time it comes on - maybe it really isn't a travel company advertisement; it's a television manufacturer using aversion techniques so everyone destroys their TVs and needs to buy new ones, ha!

I should have gone into marketing - I'm so twisted; I would've been awesome at it, lol.

I need a visitor from Tennessee....

and

Someone to go to the store and get pizza, beer and ice cream..

Soon... I will have minions :)

Someone to apply my newly prescribed Capsaicin cream to my shoulders and other places I can't reach.

A bib, apparently. :)

And some socks. It's freezing in here.

Ice Cream.

:elefant:

Some ice cream does sound good right about now!

A New York Strip Steak, some hot bread with butter, and a lovely dinning companion:hangloose:

a nice hot shower...

I went a lil crazy today with the exercise....but I havent felt well for 2 months and FINALLY I DO.... sooo a little cray cray is in order :)

I could use some ZZzzzz's right about now. ;)

I need a clone... so I can get everything done.

Strong coffee ..... (i'm pulling an all nighter as i have to drop someone off at the airport at an early hour)

Some beef jerky sounds good with an ice cold Dr. Pepper!

Some vegetables or green juice. Haven't been eating enough green food.

A hug and a pat on the ass.

Brownies! Warm, gooey brownies!

A salt scrub to exfoliate my skin and a deep-tissue massage. A morning at the spa is exactly what I need.