I am a twin.

My first crush was on Miss Piggy (30+ years later and I still have romantic feelings for her).

I don't like to think of myself as being "easy" or "loose" but, truth be told, I'm anyone's if they can make good lasagne.

I am a news / current affairs addict ..... typically, I have rolling news channels on via radio or TV when I am at home.

I have pink footwear.

hhmm..5 things..
 

i love sushi...

i am smarter than i look..

i am loyal to a fault..

i am a quiet person..i watch a lot..

some think i am actually funny..

I can ride a unicycle. (But no, I won't.)

I married the football coach of my high school, two weeks after I graduated.

I saw Dick Shawn die on stage.

I am not really into music. Everyone else seems to be.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I am the residential soccer mom to alot of kids, but I actually have none myself.

I tend to be VERY creative when it comes to helping someone.

My food can not touch, it drives me crazy.

I'm addicted to Facebook.

I travel extremely often. I spend more time visiting other places than my own city.

so far i think Tapu is funny..

some think i am super sweet..others think i a (edit) jerk..

i can cook..quite well..don't tell anyone..

i am not nor ever will be a vegetarian..i am a mexican, it's against the law or something..

i have never based my friends on who they know or don't know..

Thanks. I get that a lot. :wink:

Cooking is number one on my desirable qualities in a woman. No, really. Number one. Sure, there are others....

My dad was a butcher. Also really.

Hablo español como nativa.

I don't know a soul here....

I am very picky about who I date but have friends of all varieties.

I have been single for four years now. And it doesn't bother me. I'm having so much fun

It scares me now to think about falling for someone again

I love ghost stories

I have never wanted children

Beautiful Femmes scare me lol

I'm very introverted in person

I spend so much time alone I've been accused by friends of being a hermit

Crowded places rattle my nerves

I have worn glasses all my life until recently I started wearing contacts

This is a really good thread. New here, I find it's a way to get to know a bunch of people quickly, in their own words and on their own terms, and in a way that I think could ease into reading some of the posts on other threads, as we all know that interpretation can go wrong. Familiarity breeds, uh, well, maybe breeds isn't quite the word in this milieu yet..., but you know, it nurtures good stuff.

I play the viola
I love going to broadway shows
I belong to a bridge club
I like to crochet
I love early American History

Okay. I gotta go once more and then I'll stop. But this one is about my alter ego.... You know, the person I would be if I didn't have, like, friends and family.

Noa (as in opposite of tapu)

I walk my dog every day, like clockwork. That guy gets so much exercise!

I love to swim! I don't worry myself a bit about fish or eels or swarms of snakes that travel lightning fast through the water in a big ball, straight toward anything dangling below the water line.

My ideal job would be garbage collector. (Outside in the morning; off early in the day; wear anything...)

For income, I steal small electronics from Target and resell them on eBay.

My mom didn't just die last week. Why, I hear her voice from the kitchen right now.

I love blueberry pancakes...but they have to be done right...with fresh blueberries, and not gummy or heavy...they have to be fluffy :eating:

Toughy's post about steak and eggs over medium and sourdough toast and potatoes and onions made me hungry.

I could eat breakfast "stuff" for (almost) every meal.

I hate to ask for help, but frequently wish I had more...been true my whole life.

I really, really, really hate bugs....spiders, scorpions, cockroaches and grasshoppers (yea, I know) most of all.

Hey now! I read all of 2011 and believe me, BigButchMistie's and Softness's generous contributions more than encouraged me. :wink:

I eat pepperoncinis right out the jar. I love them!!
I don't like having any product in my hair
I call tmobile every week to complain because they are horrible!!
I have glasses but never wear them because they make me nauseous
I love the Undertaker wrestler and would like to have "relations" with him :x

*blink*

:laugh:

I love this thread :)