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If you're rearranging your priorities this coming year. If you want or need to address your eating habits. If you're already healthy and want to be super-duper healthy then watch this
Infact it's worth checking out the whole Horizon strand of programmes. Usually interesting, sometimes enlightening. http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/p...7CF96F2703625B |
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Dude... seriously...
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Laughter...
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LOW COST OR FREE SPAY AND NEUTER PROGRAM.
LOOK UP YOUR AREA ON THIS SITE. PLEASE PASS IT ALONG. http://www.petsandanimals.org/spayneuter_services.html . |
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Good for him! (or her)
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My father's life philosophy.
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Grumpy cat and I have a lot in common |
My friend is in Viejo San Juan right now, and he just got served this cup of coffee, which he posted on FB.
I don't think they serve these at Starbucks... http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...34848714_n.jpg |
I lol'd
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee* Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?! Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application? Man: I never filled out an application. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add! Employee: Well, but that doesn't- Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job! Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane! Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience? Man: Well no, but what does that matter? Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Employee: Man: Employee: Man: Fuck you, slut. |
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And Captain Obvious is....obvious.
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