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Rook 06-15-2010 09:52 AM

Am I wrong to be so pissed off I'm spitting nails & Shocked @ how low a state in Our union can Get ?!?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/06/15/ari...ren/index.html

bright_arrow 06-15-2010 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook (Post 130932)
Am I wrong to be so pissed off I'm spitting nails & Shocked @ how low a state in Our union can Get ?!?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/06/15/ari...ren/index.html

WOW :seeingstars:

Andrew, Jr. 06-15-2010 09:59 AM


Unbelieveable! :seeingstars:

PinkieLee 06-15-2010 10:02 AM

Sometimes when I driving home late in the evening, I look up at the moon and whisper my secret wishes in hopes that they will one day come true.

Just_G 06-15-2010 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 130942)
Sometimes when I driving home late in the evening, I look up at the moon and whisper my secret wishes in hopes that they will one day come true.

Sometimes when I am driving somewhere and I see the moong shining bright, I want to call friends and tell them to look up at the moon as I am looking at it...because it makes me feel closer to them, knowing that we are looking at something at the same time.

Maybe I need to start doing some wishing of my own...just little ones...the fun ones.

Rook 06-15-2010 11:14 AM

I went to the Olympic Pool after Dialysis..
I saw a few ditzy looking college girls giggling while staring my way....
I ignored it, I have better things to do...
Anyways, Campus pool Policy states you *must* shower for 2 minutes before using the Pool (Vigorously scrubbing with hands on each Limb), and every time you get out.
There's a Lifeguard making sure people do.
Those two bitches turned on the spigot, and "Blessed" themselves...
The LifeGuard peeked over her sunglasses and told 'em both to try again, longer...
This is how it went :

-- "Ma'am, please follow policy and return to the shower for 2 minutes"

-- "But, that waters fucking Cold, I can't deal with it"

-- "If you don't shower, you won't swim, the Water in the Pool is the same temp. as the shower.And make up your mind fast, you're holding up the Line"

They stormed off.
I smirked

bright_arrow 06-15-2010 04:16 PM

The result of attempting to write some freestyle poetry :|

Give me pleasure, take the pain
erase from me the shame I've gained
Remind me more of what I possess
not what I've lost, or my carelessness
Please be tender, please be kind
vulnerability you will find
I do what I can and I mean what I say
and I try to bring joy into every day
Have caution though for I am fierce
inside me lies a heart you can pierce
Fool me once, shame on me
fool me twice, I'm done with thee

UofMfan 06-15-2010 06:06 PM

I am exhausted.

Rook 06-15-2010 06:53 PM










the more I watch this guy....the more Disturbing ..



I saw this and chirped "I would smack his ass, and put him in a fuckin corner....all day."....Sadly, my mother was with me watching this too, and said "I was very tempted, when u did that"

:sunglass::seeingstars:

Enchantress 06-15-2010 07:05 PM

More nutritious than a pudding cup? You decide.
 
Making dinner seems like such an ordeal as of late and I'm just not *feeling it*. So, I've decided not to do it. Cheez it's anyone? (they're the large size so it makes consuming them much more fun)

UofMfan 06-16-2010 07:51 AM

No matter how much you candy coat something, the truth is always painful.

NJFemmie 06-16-2010 08:23 AM

Stomach cramps are never fun.

Butterbean 06-16-2010 09:58 AM

Lenny is seriously pissing me off. He's refusing to go to the vet for his boosters. Today marks another attempt.








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Kätzchen 06-16-2010 11:52 AM

I am moody today.

Sam 06-16-2010 12:46 PM

i feel a little emotional today, a friend on the west coast is sad, hurt and tired.
probably emotionally drained and theres nothing i can do to help her. makes my heart hurt.

PinkieLee 06-16-2010 01:24 PM

I've been craving red velvet cake for over a week now. So, I bought one from a local bakery for a friend's birthday... and it suffered in comparison to the one the Divalicious made me for my birthday last year.

So.... I'm still craving red velvet cake, and perhaps a lil' :wine:

Diva 06-16-2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 131772)
I've been craving red velvet cake for over a week now. So, I bought one from a local bakery for a friend's birthday... and it suffered in comparison to the one the Divalicious made me for my birthday last year.

So.... I'm still craving red velvet cake, and perhaps a lil' :wine:



If You visit, she will bake. :D
:wine:


:chef:

Diva 06-16-2010 01:36 PM

In today's mail: my latest copy of Everyday Food and a Netlfix movie~Julie & Julia........

I mean, c'mon! It just doesn't get any more perfect that THAT! :wine:




violaine 06-16-2010 02:15 PM

a southern expression about people who are sometimes your friend and sometimes not.

tuffboi29 06-16-2010 02:26 PM

How does a relative you have seen no more than 4 times in your entire life feel they have the f****** right to stick their nose in your business and tell you what to do with your kids and life?Seriously, where do they get off?

Rook 06-16-2010 03:38 PM

mr. fu manchu {the bird} had no more Food after this mornings feeding, Sooo...
After Dialysis I kindly ask my driver to stop me at Wal-Mart..
Resisting Temptation to pause at the magazine Rack to read the latest consumer report or Pop. Mech.{not to mention rather Rude making driver wait}, I made a beeline to the bait section {and we all know bee's do lotsa zigzags*cough*}, I picked about 3 decent "buckets" of Night Crawlers, since the trout worms are, honestly, Pitiful, nevermind that it would piss me off when i'd find itty bitty baby worms, counted as part of the 20, fuckers...
An elderly gentleman was staring, when I started to go he says
--"I think 1 would do the trick, son"
--"One?" -staying out of sheer curiosity-
--"Yes, you dont need 80 nightcrawlers for fish"
--"This is 1 for each day"
--"You're fishing 3 days in a row with 80 of those?"
--"Nahhh...this is for my bird" *Getting antsy cuz I gotta go, quietly cursing manners*
--"Bird food is in the pet area"
--"Not that kinda bird, and he loves fat chopped up worms....with baby food"
The guy at the counter was literally giggling as he watched...
The elderly guy had a "kodak moment" face, I smiled said 'have a nice day' and left....


Why must people meddle with strangers? Eventually, they'll bump into the wrong kind....


:sunglass:

Passionaria 06-16-2010 03:42 PM


Nat 06-16-2010 08:28 PM


BoDy*ShOt 06-16-2010 08:35 PM

has learned a valuable lesson - never, ever take your debit card into a strip club. :|

Sam 06-16-2010 08:52 PM

thanks BS

great idea for this summers birthday...

:p

BoDy*ShOt 06-16-2010 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 132087)
thanks BS

great idea for this summers birthday...

:p

ha! just remember - cash and driver's license ONLY!

Sam 06-16-2010 09:00 PM

LMAO well talked to the ex today, i think she will bring Avery to Md for our birthday week, but DE has great strip clubs that are fun and down the road LOL

i think im getting old

Softly 06-16-2010 09:18 PM

I can't decide if I should sleep or watch dirty videos.
:seeingstars:

Write14u 06-17-2010 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Softly (Post 132106)
I can't decide if I should sleep or watch dirty videos.
:seeingstars:

I can't believe this even came up for debate. No brainer, darlin! *wink*

Write14u 06-17-2010 12:07 AM

Softly has reminded me that I really should upgrade my porn collection.

Anyway ...

Speaking of mild porno ... I was doing census stuff last week. Dude comes to the door in just a towel. Invites me in to finish census questionaire and goes upstairs, presumably for clothes. Five minutes later, apparently, he finds boxer briefs and walks back down the stairs in front of me on his way to the laundry room. Finally comes back wearing board shorts/no shirt. I do the interview. Dude is higher than a kite on something. Does not know the birthdays or middle initials of his "old lady's" kids. I get a running commentary on how the 19-year-old "thinks he's a man, but he's not."

Good times.

Delish 06-17-2010 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Write14u (Post 132235)
Softly has reminded me that I really should upgrade my porn collection.

Anyway ...

Speaking of mild porno ... I was doing census stuff last week. Dude comes to the door in just a towel. Invites me in to finish census questionaire and goes upstairs, presumably for clothes. Five minutes later, apparently, he finds boxer briefs and walks back down the stairs in front of me on his way to the laundry room. Finally comes back wearing board shorts/no shirt. I do the interview. Dude is higher than a kite on something. Does not know the birthdays or middle initials of his "old lady's" kids. I get a running commentary on how the 19-year-old "thinks he's a man, but he's not."

Good times.

lol Gotta love ur state :sunglass:

Gemme 06-17-2010 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afixer (Post 129140)
I'm missing her quips.

Awww, thanks! :cheesy:

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy (Post 129405)
If you can touch it, you can catch it.

This is true, no matter if you are talking about the stars (as in "reach for the stars") or something a bit more sinister ("You have CRABS??? WFT???").

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 129031)
I looked down and there, on my left breast was the largest spider in the history of spiders. Of course I completely lost my mind, screaming, swatting, twirling like a mad woman.

Said spider was then found on the ground without two legs. Yes, I feel badly (sort of). I was forced to put it out of it's misery.

Now how about mine?

Good Lord, where did it come from?

Was I its target or simply a mistake?

It was the same gray shade as the t-shirt I'm wearing, did it blend in to disguise itself?

Did it fall from the sky?

Does it have minion?

Ugh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TenderKnight (Post 129468)
hmmm.. now, here, my question would be.. OMG, did the legs fall into my shirt??

Yeah, spiders give me the iggies too :(

and yes.. it has minions, and they are coming for it's legs.. so make sure they aren't still in your shirt..

I once saw a HUGE spider in my computer room in FL. It was walking on the ground and, I thought, an easy target. I smacked it and....THOUSANDS (okay, maybe 90 or 100) babies came pouring out of Momma Spider.

Twenty minutes later, a ton of cussing and dancing around in my bare feet, several runs with the vacuum, 2/3 of a bottle of bug spray, an unknown number of smacks with the back of my flip flops and the broom and a solid case of the heebie jeebies, I got them all. :|

True story.


Quote:

Originally Posted by TenderKnight (Post 129497)
Cute video of a baby and dog playing tag.. Gotta tell ya, the dog has the kid totally out classed..


This is freakin' adorable. I want that dog. It's a great babysitter. Did you notice the kid didn't even CARE that he lost his binky? Just felt around for it and popped that fiber-covered sucker right back in there like nobody's business.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoDy*ShOt (Post 132076)
has learned a valuable lesson - never, ever take your debit card into a strip club. :|

Or you could come here. Our closest strip club is one that you wouldn't be the slightest bit tempted to spend money at and you don't have to worry about getting drunk and spending money because they don't have alcohol. :|

Quote:

Originally Posted by Softly (Post 132106)
I can't decide if I should sleep or watch dirty videos.
:seeingstars:

Video first, then sleep.

Diva 06-17-2010 05:48 AM

I'm a notorious insomniac.....I woke up at 3 this morning.....

So I popped a movie in which I had rec'd yesterday from Netflix: Julie & Julia.


WOW!


I LOVED this movie! How charming! And Julie Powell is from Austin, Texas! The whole movie touched and lifted up my soul.....what an inspiration!

As I watched, I held my only Julia Child cookbook....trying to channel. :chef2:



NJFemmie 06-17-2010 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 132283)
I'm a notorious insomniac.....I woke up at 3 this morning.....

So I popped a movie in which I had rec'd yesterday from Netflix: Julie & Julia.


WOW!


I LOVED this movie! How charming! And Julie Powell is from Austin, Texas! The whole movie touched and lifted up my soul.....what an inspiration!

As I watched, I held my only Julia Child cookbook....trying to channel. :chef2:




Channel me a banana nut bread.

(I've got a craving).

:)

;)

UofMfan 06-17-2010 06:56 AM

Whether in the philharmonic or real life, no one wants to be second chair. Profound :)

Rook 06-17-2010 08:18 AM

The Force is Strong in this one ~ Yogi Wan

Much he has to learn, Honey to leave, Pic-a-nik Baskets too, DarkSide Tempting it is - BooBoo Yoda




:blink:
:cracked:

kassykit 06-17-2010 09:15 AM

What you say does not say nearly the same about you.... as your actions reflect who you are on the inside... and we are all failable, imperfect, and human... unless your a robot or alien.. but i've not yet met one of those ...


<=:) <-- smiley with a hat :P

Sam 06-17-2010 09:19 AM

the morning sucked, heres hoping the day gets better.

emotion is a very hard thing, i hope i lose it soon

Gemme 06-17-2010 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook (Post 132373)
The Force is Strong in this one ~ Yogi Wan

Much he has to learn, Honey to leave, Pic-a-nik Baskets too, DarkSide Tempting it is - BooBoo Yoda




:blink:
:cracked:

He's totally raving. :blink:

Someone get that bear some glow sticks!

Sam 06-17-2010 12:17 PM

e·mo·tion   [ih-moh-shuhn] Show IPA
–noun
1.
an affective state of consciousness in which joy, sorrow, fear, hate, or the like, is experienced, as distinguished from cognitive and volitional states of consciousness.
2.
any of the feelings of joy, sorrow, fear, hate, love, etc.
3.
any strong agitation of the feelings actuated by experiencing love, hate, fear, etc., and usually accompanied by certain physiological changes, as increased heartbeat or respiration, and often overt manifestation, as crying or shaking.
4.
an instance of this.
5.
something that causes such a reaction: the powerful emotion of a great symphony.


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