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*Anya* 07-25-2011 07:36 PM

1. When was 9 my younger brother & I had a fight and I kicked him in the shin, fracturing one toe and spraining 4. My mother was mortified trying to explain this to the ER MD.

2. My other brother used my Beetles 45 RPM records as frisbees when I was 13 and I had to kick his ass too.

3. I can cut both human hair and my dog (went to cosmetology school for a few months before changing to nursing school).

4. I saw Gone With the Wind during a re-issue around age 8, and cried so hard during the "I'll never be hungry again as God is my witness", speech by Scarlett, that I disturbed other patrons & the usher asked my mom to take me out until I stopped crying.

5. I am very sensitive and do not at all have a thick hide, though I can pull off pretending I do, fairly well.

bigbutchmistie 07-25-2011 07:39 PM

Very Femme Women In Charge get me going and are my weakness ;)

Ive never been to the ocean

I eat out all the time

Im highly allergic to cats. its the only allergy I have

I dont want kids

Soft*Silver 07-25-2011 07:46 PM

I have a thing for "waterfall" depression era furniture

I have a hankering for a horse monopoly game!

Every yard I have claimed as mine must have a lilac bush and a rose bush in it

I cant sew

My daughter is as clumsy as they come and she comes by it honestly

moxie 07-31-2011 09:00 PM

If someone drives by my house and honks their horn, I will stop what I am doing to wave at the mysterious driver even though they cannot see me. It's a force of habit.

I do not like sweet iced tea, which is near blasphemous being here in the south.


Someone cut in front of me in line at the dollar store today and I was shocked. It was the first non-nice and discourteous behavior that I have seen since I moved here two weeks ago. I stood there in shock for an indeterminate amount of time.

This accent is trying to weasel it's way into my Upper Midwesterner ways.

I am trying to decide between a foodsaver, bread machine, a indoor grill and a Bose iPhone docking station to listen to my tunes. I'll probably break down and get the foodsaver first. Baby doesn't like freezerburn.

bigbutchmistie 07-31-2011 09:14 PM

I absolutely love Blue Bell Fudge Pops

I havent been swimming since my mom died

I love scary movies even though they scare the crap out of me

I cant stand Star Trek and things like that

Im thinking of having lap band surgery

T4Texas 07-31-2011 09:32 PM

Ive started painting again after a 15 year hiatus

Ive started reading again after a ten year hiatus

I'm slowly working my way through every PBS special the county library has

I prefer to date women younger than myself

I think about dying a lot (because of health issues I've had) and have a cemetery plot, headstone and funds for my funeral




EmpressM 08-01-2011 02:20 AM

5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone
 
5 things...hmmm. Someone, (you know who you are) told me I don't share enough of myself and I'm very hard to get to know. Well, I feel like sharing now, so here goes. Can we stop with the Ice Princess jokes now? lol!

1. When I have a bad day, I drive to the Dallas Zoo just to visit the giraffe statue at the entrance. He makes me VERY happy! I call him Paul. I have no idea why.

2. My grandfather was a crane-rigger and drove the crane that was used to get John Travolta's character down off the scaffolding when he was drunk in the movie Urban Cowboy. As a result I met John Travolta AND rode the bull at the original Gilley's in Pasadena, TX when I was 6. I still have the pink Gilley's t-shirt.

3. I almost never remember movies I've seen and often re-watch them completely forgetting the plot or that I've already seen the movie a bazillion times. However, I am a walking music encyclopedia! My favorite band is Tool, which no one EVER guesses! I've seen them live 14 times and have met the band.

4. 2 1/2 years ago, I had a very freak accident leaving me with a neck injury that nearly paralyzed me from the neck down. I only had a 15% chance of making it out of surgery alive and a 10% chance of having use of my body. I have 2 titanium replacement discs, 2 titanium plates, 2 pieces of cadaver bone, and 16 screws in my neck. Thankfully, I have no residual pain and the only permanent damage is I can't feel the tip of my left index finger. Now I walk 4 miles every day and do Pilates at least 3 times a week to appreciate and remind me that I almost lost the ability. I am forever grateful to my neurosurgeon and send him hand written Thank You notes on the anniversary of my surgery.

5. I recently elected to leave what most would consider a dream career to pursue yet another degree and my life's calling. The paycheck just wasn't enough anymore.

One more for good measure…My *real* name is actually a title meaning Lady of Royalty, hence EmpressM in my BFP handle! ;)

*hugs* EmpressM

bigbutchmistie 08-01-2011 06:49 AM

I love dating older women

I love snuggling with Simon in the mornings

I am not a morning person. I dont get in a bad mood Im just quiet. I have to have time to wake up.

Now if someone pisses me off while Im trying to wake up. It puts me in a bad mood and screws my whole day up. lol

I drink iced vanilla coffee almost every morning from McDonald'ds cause McDonald's is in my parking lot at my job

bigbutchmistie 08-01-2011 06:55 AM

Ok 5 more lol :)

I dont know how to fish or camp.

I never have been camping

Im a big sissy when it comes to spiders and snakes

I wont swim in the lake or ocean cause I cant see the bottom.

I havent been to Six Flags, or fairs places like that cause I am scared of heights. And dont see the point going.

JAGG 08-01-2011 07:17 AM

5
 
1 I love pepper, put it on almost everything
2 I'm very loyal.
3 I can't wear anything wrinkled.
4 I am a great judge of character. Just have this special knack.
5 I can memorize things very easily.

deb_U_taunt 08-01-2011 04:40 PM

1. I am too open and could learn to censor myself better.

2. I am not a high-maintenance kinda woman.

3. I love to cook, but I am not a fancy cook. (I make the best garlic and cheese mashed potatoes)

4. I don't like having long finger nails.

5. I have three office locations, but mostly work from home.

Jeep 08-01-2011 05:16 PM

I allow people I look up to to walk all over me

I LOVE CATS!

I am terrified of spiders, snakes, heights and rivers.

I just picked up a new hobby.. scrapbooking. Kinda wierds my family out.

I love books

Mr Nice Guy 08-01-2011 07:15 PM

1. Still single
2. Still cute
3. Still a goofball
4. Can't cook but try.
5. Very thoughtful because I listen.

bigbutchmistie 08-03-2011 07:47 PM

I hate Texas Heat

I have to have my apt very cold most of the year. Never use the heater in the winter time.

My idea of dressing up is some cargo pants and a polo shirt.

I would never go to the opera, art musuem, or anything like that. Just isnt me.

I am a huge cuddle bug

VintageFemme 08-06-2011 10:49 PM

think i'll list 5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone that i love...

  • i love to bake cookies
  • i love snow
  • i love led zeppelin
  • i love big strong 'take charge' butches
  • i love sleeping

Mister Bent 08-06-2011 11:33 PM

Just when you think you know someone
 
  • That there actually are 5 things no one would know.
  • I can forgive someone's criticism of my musical taste if they can do so while slinging the word "nebbish."
  • Despite not owning a microwave, I still feel *complete* as a human.
  • I take suggestions.
  • I like tractor pulls and things like that.


jelli 08-06-2011 11:57 PM

Cinco
 
  • I am usually on the look out for decent companions for some of our single friends and family.
  • I would love to start painting, but never seem to take the time. I own this.
  • I would love to travel like Julia Roberts character did for 'Eat, Pray, Love".
  • I love black licorice, but not black jelly beans. Yes, there is a difference.
  • I have purchased 2 notebooks to start writing to Cruel while she's out on the road. Each time she comes home I will swap them out.

Soft*Silver 08-07-2011 01:34 AM

I hated the movie Black Swan and the book/movie Eat Pray Love. I am not a chick flick kinda gal...

Every time someone says something about Black Swan I go into a tirade about how ludicrous that movie/character was. Friends and family actually mention it in public places just to get my reaction...witches...lol !!!

I adored Readers Digest until i realized how conservative and religious their company is. I still read it. I just dont adore the company anymore.

I want a bumper sticker that reads: See what you get, you damn Capitalists!

I have a major sugar addiction. I do really well now but like tonight, I ate (I wont tell you how many!) chocolate mint hard candies...loved EVERY single one of them....and had to force myself to stop. Its like crack for me! LOL. So I have to abstain totally from candy or i get carried away.


bigbutchmistie 08-07-2011 01:02 PM

Five Things About Me Are :

I love quiet time. My job is so stressful and fast paced I enjoy the down time with my thoughts

My teen years in the summer I used to spend in the parts of Mexico where outhouses were bathrooms lol

My mother was a police officer for years. She became one to find my brother and I after we were put into the "system"

I chew Orbit gum alot especially when Im stressed cause I used to grind my teeth

My brother even though we dont talk is my hero. He fought in the Afghanistan and Iraq Wars. And my mother is my hero.

Holly.88 08-07-2011 01:35 PM

1. I got to spend the entire weekend with my best friend. But, I learned something today that has impacted my opinion of her =\
2. I am more excited about my god son's first birthday than I am about the entire football season.
3. I'm close to making 15 months.
4. I love giving and getting mixed CDs.
5. Im a Lil Wayne fan.
6. I swear like a sailor.
7. I'm not used to these new feeling, but I absolutely love em!
8. The only girl I want has gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that makes my heart race.


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