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DON'T leave your chainsaw on the kitchen floor in front of the coffee maker
Turns Out, Femmes (sweeping generalization) Really Don't Like Walking Into The Chain Of A Chainsaw And Cutting Their Feet Really Bad Before Coffee, Dylan Trust me! This has the potential to make for a very unhappy femme. I don't know about butches. I also don't know if there's a different reaction AFTER coffee (but I'm assuming not). |
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Just sayin'. |
from me space-
think if anyone mentions hating 'rodents' [read: guinea pigs], that person will ever ask about or be interested in their well-being!
believe if anyone yells at me in the middle of a melt-down [they induced, and then made about them] - AS will be understood. forget to step outside of my comfort zone once in a while if someone else wants to try going somewhere i'd usually rather avoid. exclude a future partners' lovely ex from ever having a standing 'spot at the end of the couch' along with mine. |
do NOT......
flippin lie to me- it's a deal breaker... no matter how much I love you, I don't have to live with lies. ever ever ever forget an anniversary... how hard is that, really? ever ever ever forget my birthday- if nothing else... at least acknowledge it. get all snippity when the other calls you on your shit- deal with it if you did it! play games with my ego- every now and again.... tell me I'm beautiful- it never used to be that hard to say. ignore it when the other is hurting... even if we're fussing, we are both hurting. forget the 'little' things we love about our lives. take for granted that the other will put up with bullshit and lies.... remember, you loved me once- so can someone else. |
do not:
have the tp roll from under leave top off toothpaste (or forget to squeeze it) put lady garments in the dryer attempt to be an instant parent to children that aren't yours criticize parenting or said children try to change anyone pretend you are someone you are not forget that it takes 2 years to get to know someone |
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I'm strict about privacy. My cell, computer, email, etc is MINE. If I want to show you something in it, I will. Don't go snooping or you will be looking for another girlfriend. I appreciate concern about what I do, say, put into my body, etc but it's MY body, so it's MY choice. Unless it's illegal, you get one comment. Then I'll know how you feel about it. I don't need a running commentary every time I pop a piece of candy in my mouth (which is a lot). |
If your current accuses you of having *affairs* at work, comes to your work to catch you in the act, and insists you are having an affair.
You may be in a bad relationship. If you make up all the above in your head, do not be in a relationship :| |
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I might actually notice the chainsaw if I had already had coffee. Quote:
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And if I do something like eat candy or whatever before we became a couple, don't criticize me for it later and ask if I am "ON" sugar. :( Quote:
people are nuts! |
Ha! Collectively we have dated some doozies! Grin!
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If you have a tendency to want to *take* the toys with you, so they are not used on anyone else..
Do NOT be in a relationship or please disclose. |
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I have to repeat that calling friends, family, workplace of an ex or someone you have dated to complain about them...or ask for advice...or if they won't call you back ....is really bad form.
It is even worse form to call another ex and ask them :| Oh, and if someone you have dated will not call you back? Don't break into their apartment in the middle of the night. :readfineprint: |
better yet? do not hit on me while telling the other girls you're hitting on what a player/whore i am.
in the end, (even if it takes years) people are gonna end up comparing notes. |
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give in to temptation - no matter how much the desire kicks in to bother someone during late night/early morning who has but a few hours left to sleep, has trouble sleeping in general, requires a full eight or nine hours of rest - to run some ideas past them about humane treatment of animals / community issues!
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If you have a tendency to hide relationships, or ask an ex not to let anyone know you were once together.
DO NOT be in a relationship. Full disclosure is appreciated by all parties involved. |
do not put the moves on your honeys best friend, sister or mother.
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DO NOT drink out of my glass and not let me know.....
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Amen, if it can wait till morning, let it! |
DO NOT think you can just come up and use my Hello Kitty blankie.
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