Butch Femme Planet
Page 7 of 7 « First 56 7
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Butch Femme Planet (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/index.php)
-   The Fluffy Stuff: Flirting, Humor, Chat (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=17)
-   -   Horrible Holiday Dishes!!!! (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4206)

persiphone 11-19-2011 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468393)
Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.



Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?


LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*

Daktari 11-19-2011 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468413)
LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*
Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.


http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...-Christmas.jpg
What the.......

always2late 11-19-2011 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468164)
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...wanzaacake.jpg

worst holiday cake ever invented. yes, those are corn nuts. corn nuts! on a cake! gah!
Dear god...what IS that??? Tell the truth persi, did someone sneeze on the top of that cake? :|

persiphone 11-19-2011 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by always2late (Post 468435)
Dear god...what IS that??? Tell the truth persi, did someone sneeze on the top of that cake? :|

omg it does look like snot! that is Sandra Lee's kwanzaa cake.

persiphone 11-19-2011 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 468417)
Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.


http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...-Christmas.jpg
What the.......


alls i got is this:

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...tmas-tree-.jpg


which leads me to THIS:


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...odoo_donut.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...d988cc65e7.jpg

cuz nothing says love during the holidays like a dick donut.

1QuirkyKiwi 11-19-2011 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468204)
yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1..._foods_003.jpg

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.
Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin? :seeingstars:

1QuirkyKiwi 11-19-2011 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ElijahRene (Post 468294)
As much as I love Avocados, I'll give this one a miss, thanks!

........Reading this thread, I feel about ready to boke!

persiphone 11-19-2011 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1QuirkyKiwi (Post 468459)
Although, this is probably a stupid question - I have to ask it anyway; How the hell did they get a WHOLE Chicken in a tin? How big is the tin? :seeingstars:

gurrrllll....it has to be a big ass can

always2late 11-19-2011 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 468204)
yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1..._foods_003.jpg

i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.
Just thank all that's holy that you've never SEEN what comes out of that can!! I can assure you...it is vile!! I've seen it and it haunts my nightmares! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

persiphone 11-20-2011 08:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by always2late (Post 468800)
Just thank all that's holy that you've never SEEN what comes out of that can!! I can assure you...it is vile!! I've seen it and it haunts my nightmares! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK


say it isn't so! :runforhills:

luv2luvgirls 11-20-2011 08:12 AM
Oh joy my sis strikes again and I get the fun stuff ..... she made some brownies yesterday,so I gets one and of course somfin crunchy is happening.....


an egg shell :seeingstars:

Lazy Daze 11-20-2011 08:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv2luvgirls (Post 469006)
Oh joy my sis strikes again and I get the fun stuff ..... she made some brownies yesterday,so I gets one and of course somfin crunchy is happening.....


an egg shell :seeingstars:
Your sister must have learned to cook from my sister!!
Try this on for size....every year for the last 15 years she has hosted thanksgiving dinner...and Every year for 15 years...the turkey is RAW! In the middle!!! Yup! I said Raw! Four slices in and slam on the brakes cuz the bad boy is still gobbling!! We have tried every trick there is to get her to cook it longer and she Won't! Soon as it browns..she pulls it out and says its done! :seeingstars:

luv2luvgirls 11-20-2011 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazy Daze (Post 469025)
Your sister must have learned to cook from my sister!!
Try this on for size....every year for the last 15 years she has hosted thanksgiving dinner...and Every year for 15 years...the turkey is RAW! In the middle!!! Yup! I said Raw! Four slices in and slam on the brakes cuz the bad boy is still gobbling!! We have tried every trick there is to get her to cook it longer and she Won't! Soon as it browns..she pulls it out and says its done! :seeingstars:
LMAO! our sisters r trying to kill us :| mine fed me glass from the dish that fell on da floor :|

Lazy Daze 11-20-2011 08:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv2luvgirls (Post 469028)
LMAO! our sisters r trying to kill us :| mine fed me glass from the dish that fell on da floor :|
Somehow..mine manages to make her stuffing Crunchy! And its stove top! Who does that???

persiphone 11-20-2011 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv2luvgirls (Post 469006)
Oh joy my sis strikes again and I get the fun stuff ..... she made some brownies yesterday,so I gets one and of course somfin crunchy is happening.....


an egg shell :seeingstars:

hahahahahaaaaa that's awesome

luv2luvgirls 11-20-2011 09:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazy Daze (Post 469035)
Somehow..mine manages to make her stuffing Crunchy! And its stove top! Who does that???
BOLMFAO!!!! smh omg they are twins :p

luv2luvgirls 11-20-2011 09:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by persiphone (Post 469043)
hahahahahaaaaa that's awesome
hahaha awsome huh :p well I did finish the brownie later... when da munchies kicked in ;)


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:07 AM.
Page 7 of 7 « First 56 7
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018