Betcha didn't care to know this:
 

* If I am talking to someone and they have a blackhead or whitehead on their face, I can do nothing but stare at it the entire time we are talking.

* When we go to Walmart I just fart wherever I want to without discrimination.

* Left shoe always has to go on first.

* If someone licks their finger to separate paper and then hands me one, I always check out the spitty fingerprint and then gag a little before I tear that corner off.

* I once found a hair growing out of my shoulder that was almost an inch long. My totem animal is "werewolf". :|

HAHA thanks for making me laugh...and to show my appreciation I made these just for you...yolks and all! :cheesy:

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just 5 huh?
 

1. I like it when the dental hygienist cuts too high into my gums when flossing my teeth, causing them to bleed.
2. I make it a point to tell them this B4 they floss them too ! Makes 'm hinky
3. I have a total aversion to snakes and truly believe that I was Eve in another life ! And I'm certain I fucked Lilith
4. I have an occult history on both sides of my family
5. If you watch porn thru binoculars it gives you the sensation that you are peeking in someones windows

OK, here goes....

I have extremely thick toe nails. Keeping them trimmed and "sanded" is so important as I have had more than one lover jump out of bed due to my running a foot along her leg and it did not feel good! I use bone cutters to trim my toenails... and sometimes my fingernails!

I love vacuum cleaners. I will stop and go into a store to just look at what's new in suction. Preferred brand is Sabo, but the Dyson pet hair vacuum looks damn good!

I always touch up iron clothes before wearing them, especially formal ware. I sometimes even iron my jeans and shirts just back from the dry cleaners. might be due to having a 1940's closet- so small, the clothes get messed up just hanging in it! But, I don't even get the jeans things sometimes.

I hum.

Mmm..yeeessss...try it naked with the windows open while eating an altoid...its like being in a fucked up York Peppermint Patty commercial

Beam me up Lester
 

back from where I left of.....
 

I am very persnickety when I study, I must have multiple color highlighters, post it flags, a blue pen, a red pen and a really fine black pen. The paper I use to write on needs to be college ruled, preferably in a spiral notebook. It is almost a ritual for me to lay out my supplies before I study, it gets me into the correct mental space to go through the process.

If I bump or poke someone accidentally and they make a good noise when I do it, I will repeat the action to make them make the sound again

I deeply dig having my boots blacked, it doesn't even matter what sex, gender or orientation, as long as they are skilled and focused

I really love how a woman smells no deodorant, no smelly soap or lotion, just clean skin slightly sweaty, smelling of sun and human, it makes me swoon

I have a 1 manky toenail, I have tried everything and still it persists
(I know that there is a prescription oral med but I am not willing to sacrifice my liver for toe beauty)

If I ever go to the get together in little rock I so want to go with you to walmart
.

1) I can crack my back or neck loud enough to stop conversation.

2) I like to pretend that I'm shifting in my automatic.

3) I think making arm farts in a crowded movie theatre should be a part of most movie-going nights.

4) I will change my voice to ensure you don't think I just woke up to take your call.

5) My current favorite phrase is "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little," and I want to see a thread of the kind of garbage that invokes that phrase.

1. People who habitually use a lot of exclamation points in a row make me feel nervous, even through a computer screen. I feel like if I were close to them at that very moment they might be yelling or flailing their arms around.

2. I have a phobia about getting a paper cut in my eye and my friends like to irritate me by making paper airplanes while we're sitting in restaurants.

3. I'm not out at my job because one of the judges is notoriously biased against homosexuals and I don't want it to affect my clients. I resent feeling trapped in the closet by a puritanical old asshole so I always wear very high heels on days when I'm assigned to his courtroom because he's also quite short and towering over him makes me feel authoritative.

4. Sometimes I throw up on airplanes. It always happens when we're taking off so I can't do it in the privacy of the bathroom. The first time it happened I was fifteen and flying to Florida with friends and I didn't know what to do so I vomited down the front of my shirt. It's been almost twenty years since that first incident and a 24 hour fast and Dramamine before flying do wonders.

5. I get regular manicures, which is mostly a waste, because when I'm not working I tend to dress like a twelve year old boy. A twelve year old boy on his way to the skate park with a french manicure and a chignon.

1. I keep my vibrators in the bathroom: sometimes if i have a house full of
company, I will excuse myself to the bath rm and buzz just cuz I'm bored
not necessarily horny

2. If I am cooking, and accidentally flip a burger or dog or whatever to the
floor, I will serve it to somebody else


3. Once in a dark crowded restaurant I slid my hand up the waitress skirt. I
don't know why.

4. I sometimes tool about town in a tee shirt that says, DYKE

5. Once I got into a fight with my butch bf and snuck out at night when hy
was sleeping and punctured the tire on hys jeep with a kitchen knife

Would this one http://image.shutterstock.com/displa...e-64822252.jpg make it easier?

Yes. I prefer a single flamboyant punctuation over the alternative.

I do this too. lol


Oddly, this is kinda hot.


Not so oddly, this is also hot.

i have a co worker who looks like a blonde steve perry and sometimes when i see him i sing "oh sherry"

i often awkwardly serenade the people in my life

i am extremely uncomfortable around umbrellas

i once bought a car because it had really cool roadrunner decals - it ended up being quite the lemon

i'm an early bird and a night owl so i'm wise and have worms