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That Awkward moment when you've realized you have Speech to Text on your phone, you're trying it out thinking your alone.. only to turn around and see someone giving you a weird look... lol oopsie!!
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an awkward moment is when u go to take a drink and u put the straw up ur nose instead
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That awkward moment when you emerge from a public bathroom and walk across a theater lobby to discover a long stream of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
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That awkward moment when you go to introduce your new butch to your roomates boyfriend, only to find they've already met...in the hall on their way out the morning before...lol!
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That awkward moment when you wave to someone you think you know and it turns out they were waving to someone behind you!
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That awkward moment when you are wearing one of you long skirts, and don't lift it up enough when going up a step (because you're distracted by the vision of a hot butch) and you almost land on someone...thank goodness hys attention was elsewhere!
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that awkward moment when that butch your having a conversation with reminds you of the first time you met and you have no clue because you haven't seen each other since..and are trying to recall meeting said butch then butch reminds you there is a wife and the memory floods back of the first meeting. oh my at my lack of memorable moments!
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thee awkward moment
When you are rereading a post someone thanked you for posting and you decide to post more on the subject and so you do post another huge paragraph only to discover there have been numerous posts involving a whole other topic and your post is totally OUT of context:vigil:
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That awkward moment when….
….You’ve been talking to the elderly relative of the deceased, believing them to be deaf because the Son treats the elderly relative as such; only the elderly relative says loudly: “I’m not deaf, I’m choosing to ignore my Gay Poofter of a Son!” I really wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole! |
That awkward moment when someone awkwardly uses the word awkward like 5 awkward times in one big awkward sentence..
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That awkward moment when you have already asked them to repeat themselves 3 times and you notice they are becoming irritated so you just pretend you finally got it...and when you are smiling and nodding, they look at you sternly as if to say "wtf are you smiling about!"
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That awkward moment when...you slip on a patch of ice, and all you can do is lay there and giggle at yourself. (until the guy in the creepy van drives by slowly and asks if your ok--then up and at em!)
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That awkward moment when.... The flight attendant had referred to me as "sir" about nineteen times and the passenger sitting next to me looks her right in the eye and says.... "why do you keep calling this woman "sir"?? :cigar2: |
You're staring at a display of roses at Fresh Mart and she starts talking about how she used to drive all the way across town to buy her ex roses because if she's going to spend money on flowers she's going to make sure they're quality. ... And you realize. She's never even bought you grocery store flowers.
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...when u realize u just txt'd 'I love u' to justjo ......turn bright red even tho u are alone & quickly txt "whoops wrong person"... lol
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When you're standing in Wal Mart with your 21 year old daughter..in the feminine hygiene section..thinking that your kid is still standing there and not off looking at sparkly things..and ask " Sis, do you plugs"? and a deep voice says "Umm no ma I don't" and a big ol bear of a man is standing there chuckling so loud it roars through the aisles...ummm yeah awkward. :blink:
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That awkward moment in the book store when you are straighting up from looking at the bottom row of books and realize you are about to loose your skirt because it is trapped between your foot and your clippity clop shoes, and because you made the BRILLIANT decision to go comando on that fine day, you have to make the split second decision to either show the world your candy or fall and you choose to fall and you fall so hard that the impact makes you fart and you just have to sit in the middle of the aisle and laugh and be beet red and try to figure out how to stand up without doing the same thing all over again...
They don't call me grace for nothing... |
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