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NotAnAverageGuy

11-24-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrishGrrl (Post 11741)

A butch said to me today...

You have such a lovely mouth..how does it get so potty???

:deepthoughts:

HAHAHAHAH thats great :cracked:

Gemme

11-24-2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubber.ducky (Post 11514)

I am confused what it means on the list of stats by "Thanked" maybe someone could be nice enough to explain it for me?

Look to the lower right of a post. There you will see the Thank button. Basically, it's an abreviated rep. You click it and it shows you did it on your profile, the recipient's profile shows they got thanked and in the thread that that post was thanked by so and so.

There's a Thank Button thread around here somewhere.....

Pixie

11-24-2009 07:53 PM

I totally hate the feeling you get when you finish a book in your series after being totally consumed for a few days.....only to realize it will be a year or so until the next one comes out....sigh....

off to another series....:reader:

NotAnAverageGuy

11-24-2009 08:06 PM

having to buy a shirt for Thursday, ok come on, I'm a guy sheesh but seriously can some clothing designers please make shirts (nice ones) that will fit a guy like me. Ugh I hate being short and big chested, it sucks!!!!

SassyLeo

11-24-2009 09:02 PM

I <3 naps.

Diva	11-24-2009 09:14 PM

I have decided that G looks like a young Donny Osmond.

:D

Jet	11-25-2009 12:10 AM

I have a long post. But I'm have second and third thoughts about posting. So I think I'll sleep on it awhile.

Surayna

11-25-2009 12:16 AM

I'm the queen of writing and then deleting really longs posts. It's cheaper than therapy!

Ryobi

11-25-2009 12:41 AM

Jackhammer, I'm sorry that happened but, you tell good stories! Ha. will you put a key outside now?

Feed the Fish: if anyone is into the film festival thing, check out "Feed the Fish"

NotAnAverageGuy

11-25-2009 12:49 AM

the roof of my mouth hurts

hottprof

11-25-2009 12:54 AM

I broke my starbucks reuseable iced cup...I guess I should stick to the HP proof nalgene bottles...

Smiles :frog:

Niceguy

11-25-2009 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackhammer (Post 11983)

Do you know when you have a :badmood: its best to stay off line.
Yeah.... so I decide to paint the bathroom for the wifey.
I'm running around in sweats, a tee-shirt and barefoot doing my thing in my house that is a fucking fortress.
Yes a fortress:

I head out the back door to lay down some crown molding on the deck, so I can shoot it with my spray gun.

I try to come back inside the house, and the door is locked :wtf:

So off to the front of the house I go walking slowly and carefully because my baby soft lilly-white feet are tender. This is where the panic sets in, its 55 degrees outside and Im not from the south.

I soon pull myself back together when I catch myself begging the dog to unlock door. :dog:

I now realize that for the next 4 to 5 hours I am locked outside with no cell phone and the wife was at work, and only 2 things are on my mind: food and heat.

After taking a moment to assess my situation (while the dog stares at me through the french storm windows on the back doors), I head for my bass boat. I rip off the tarp and grab a flare and stick it in a burning barrel, get a chair from the shed, and a hand full of firewood.

I sat next to that damn barrel and watched the juicy squirrels run around the yard, I even had thoughts of eating a field mouse that skittered by.

Oh, did I mention that I was also out of nicotine gum?

I amused myself at the thoughts I was having over food, and my only regret was not having a gun or knife to be able to put something in the BBQ.
Ummm, Ok, over the burning barrel on a dirty stick.

I'm hypoglycemic and when Im feeling that bad, Id eat anything, I now truly know that for fact.

Aren't cha glad I put those chairs in the shed instead of the garage? :D

I'm surprised you didn't make a spear out of a big stick and spear a critter for lunch! :kungfu:

Maybe you should keep some of your survival stuff in the shed... or we could always turn the shed into our butch cave!!! :heavyweight: :training: :guitar: :drummer: :playingchess: :thumbsup:

kassykit

11-25-2009 07:16 AM

It's begining to feel a lot like TURKEY DAY!!

YAY turkey

postive thoughts, remember, if life gets you down, kick it in the butt and find someone to :bedfuck:

ok maybe not but ehh.....

just remember, tommorrow is another day, and another chance at changing the world in some small way

even if it is by flattening your bosses tires in the parkinglot and not getting caught!:wtf: ok i wouldnt' do that but damn sometimes i wish i had the guts to!

Gemme

11-25-2009 07:21 PM

As I look into the fire, I am reminded of how damn lucky I am.

SuperFemme

11-25-2009 07:49 PM

I may or may not have faked the swine flu to avoid a visit to my brother in the pen.

I don't feel bad at all. :girlonatv:

Pixie

11-25-2009 08:29 PM

Although completely surprised....
I was intrigued by Adam Lambert's...For Your Entertainment, performance....

:spank:
:bdsmslave::whip:
:smileywhip:

Diva	11-26-2009 11:18 AM

The turkey's in the oven.....working on the dressins now. Aunt Olive's Raspberry Surprise is ready.....sweet potato casserole is ready to go into the oven....and all is right in the world after one 12~cup pot of coffee with Hazlenut creamer....

Company's arriving at 3~ish....

Life is good. :chef:

Boots13

11-26-2009 11:26 AM

I'd love to be a fly on Diva's wall, watching her perform her Aria in the kitchen !

But I bet Diva doesnt have flies on her wall, sigh...

Eddie

11-26-2009 11:31 AM

I attended a KISS concert last night...on the internet.

Diva	11-26-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boots13 (Post 12634)

I'd love to be a fly on Diva's wall, watching her perform her Aria in the kitchen !

But I bet Diva doesnt have flies on her wall, sigh...

I DID have a moth last night...does that count? :D

NotAnAverageGuy

11-27-2009 02:20 AM

Seriously thinking about going back to my parents house to steal the last of the sweet tato casserole I made

Rook	11-27-2009 03:02 AM

I should sleep....
Not think about pumpkin pie....
Sleep
No "arroz con dulce"
Sleeeeeeeeeeep.......
:sheep::sheep::sheep::sheep:

NotAnAverageGuy

11-27-2009 01:58 PM

I really wanna go back to bed but i cant

Diva	11-27-2009 02:34 PM

The Christmas carols have been on all morning.....

I heard a porn song.

Ella, singing 'Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney....'.....and....'please come again next year'..... and...' he's all fat and round'.....and....'neither up....and neither down'

What ELSE could it be?

And evidently, Santa Claus BROKE her chimney, cuz "Daddy built a brand new chimney..."

:eyebat:
Cuz that's what Daddy's do......

Words

11-27-2009 04:16 PM

With the TV Christmas advertising now well underway here in the UK, I really feel sorry for low income parents of small children.

£60 ($90 approx.) or more for a plastic toy that basically doesn't 'do' anything? The same amount for a teddy that glows? A little bit more for a 'durable' plastic camera?

With so many families living in poverty you would think that crap like this would be outlawed.

Ugh.

foxyshaman

11-27-2009 06:11 PM

It is the darkest time of the year, the time to turn my inner eye... well inside... so why the fleck can't we just embrace the darkness and allow our harvests to nourish us until the sun is reborn. Seriously I am not afraid of the dark, introspection or the fact that the sun is slowing sinking into the underworld, it will come round again. Fake cheesy happiness and mass consumerism...

good thing this is a random thread

NotAnAverageGuy

11-28-2009 12:17 AM

I NEED TO MOVE AND SOON

I am starting to HATE my neighbors, more now than ever, I am sick of things falling off my wall because their kids have no respect and some of the adults have no respect for the time constraints aka when its after 10 pm SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO BED

I am quiet, I prefer quiet, thats why I have no kids, the only time I am loud is when I am not at home or during football games during the day, come after 10 pm it is quiet time.

Gemme

11-28-2009 03:45 PM

There is no room for dieting in my life right now. The Cool Whhhhhip is full fat/flavor/fun. The pie has a slightly gelatinous sheen to it. The gravy has congealed into light tan jello blobs in the fridge.

Next year.....next year I'll think about dieting.....

NotAnAverageGuy

11-28-2009 03:51 PM

I wanna throw a damn ball through the wall but I can't

I am so pissed I can't see str8

LadyFlamezzz

11-28-2009 06:32 PM

i should like my own emoticon, please and thank you****

evolveme

11-28-2009 10:09 PM

Oh no!

Yer tire's all flat and junk!

Did I do that?

Let me get out my cellular and call yer wrecker.

Oh shoot.

I got no phone.

'Cos I'm a pothole?

Sooooooo...

'Kbye!

SuperFemme

11-28-2009 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 13447)

Oh no!

Yer tire's all flat and junk!

Did I do that?

Let me get out my cellular and call yer wrecker.

Oh shoot.

I got no phone.

'Cos I'm a pothole?

Sooooooo...

'Kbye!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMUfIKktWU"]YouTube- Geico Pothole Commercial[/ame]

Hahaha.

I always voice over that commercial. It's so damned cute.

My other favorite is the Fiber One Cereal.

"You're a liar".

"No I'm not"

"You're pathological. You're pathological."

"If he was a liar, his pants would be on fire".

"Good point."

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O6PcrSROXc"]YouTube- Fiber One Cereal Commercial[/ame]

evolveme

11-28-2009 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 13452)

Hahaha.

I always voice over that commercial. It's so damned cute.

My other favorite is the Fiber One Cereal.

"You're a liar".

"No I'm not"

"You're pathological. You're pathological."

"If he was a liar, his pants would be on fire".

"Good point."

How stinking cute is that? I hadn't seen it before.

Love it!

Diva	11-29-2009 12:29 AM

I LOVEEEEEEEEEE that commercial!

Especially when he asks, "They're not, are they?" and the mgr replies, "Noooo."

Cracks me up every single time!

And the pothole one? I can DO that voice! <giggle>

Diva	11-29-2009 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyFlamezzz (Post 13370)

i should like my own emoticon, please and thank you****

You HAVE one, Sparky! :candle: ~or~ :vigil:

hee hee

atomiczombie

11-29-2009 12:43 AM

Have any of you ever got a :listening: stuck in your head and as you sit quietly reading or playing games on your computer, then unconsciously started to nod to the music in your head? Do you suddenly realize you are doing it and then feel stupid and self conscious? Does it keep happening anyway?

Sure does to me. :blah:

NotAnAverageGuy

11-29-2009 12:44 AM

holy shit i went out and drank again this is 5 nights in a row