DO NOT introduce me as your latina girlfriend and wiggle your eyebrows at your friends.....

Absolutely do not expect me to spend all of my spare time making words at you. Sometimes nobody has anything to say - and that is OKAY. It is fine to not have anything to talk about. But don't get upset and presume something is wrong when I can't keep up a constant stream of inane chatter.

Do not "out" me. I don't tell folks what's in your pants, and I see no need for you to tell them what is or isn't in mine! I am 52 years old and as such am perfectly capable of outing myself to whomever I wish to be outed to.

Do NOt play me against someone else.
or never let me catch u in our fav resturant at OUR table with some biker then tell me he was an old friend...im not stupid..esp when u 2 have been all over each other..it shows.
When we first meet,dont expect a one night stand..not my style.
Understand sex wont happen till im shure about our feelings about our relationship..I want us to get to know each other before that happends.
If u are a booze head or druggie get help or keep walking.
If u cant manage ur money dont even think about touching mine.
Be nice to my fur kids..if the good feelings are mutual fine if not bye bye.
My son is one of the most accepting persons I know who gets along with nearly every one,dont think u will ever get between us and diss either of us about the other..u will lose.
When we are dateing and arent exclusive,see anyone u want,when we are an ithem I will not be one of ur stable of studs in every town..I am not a toy boi.

DO NOT ever let my leather fall from your hands onto the floor....

Don't take love for granted.

Love is a VERB - it is something you do. Be open. Be giving.

Don't be selfish. It's impossible to love that way.

do not be afraid of death.

IF you happen to be doing the laundry...your red panties in with my white socks or tees is a BIG no-no! :sunglass:

Don't give me ultimatums or tell me what I will not be doing, "or else."

Don't think that I need you more than I love myself.

Don't be afraid or unwilling to accept love and affection to the same degree that you like to give it.

Don't start thinking that I'm better than you (I'm not), or that you don't deserve me (you do). It can only end badly.

Don't treat other people or animals badly and then expect me to trust you to treat me well.

Tranzman,

I am using your post and this is nothing about you, but my ex did this to me. If I want complete strangers to know about my sex life, I may tell them, but please for the love of life, don't tell your friends anything. I am a private person..And don't go threadstalking me and then use what you find against me, especially if it is from almost three years ago...If you don't have trust in me, then I don't have trust in you.

Zimmy

DO NOT yank forward when I am inserting an 18 gauge needle into your back.

But what if it REALLLLY hurts?!

Alrighty then ...........:sunglass:

Its going to hurt more , just sayin . And I believe you would not move when told not to :)

You are training right UP!!

*hauling ass*

DO NOT yell red when I am halfway in a swing, it will land.

Because of course I always do what I"m told.

snicker*

do NOT make fun of my family.

DO NOT tell me yo' mama jokes

The Truck...ahem!

• Do not your leave trash in it
• If you have to adjust the seat, please... do put it back
• If I allow you to drive it, do not bring it back on empty!

DO NOT badger me after a 14 hour day of working about how the dog got into the trash can and you had to clean it up and how I did not answer the phone while I was at work to listen to you complain about it.

please please please do not throw away my *extra* copies of "Pillars of the Earth"

they all mean something to me!!!

: points to pc and laptop: MINE! nuff said.

DO NOT...


Touch my stogies!!!! They are *mine*. If you want one...ask first please.


Also...


Apparently....

(generally speaking) femmes do not seem to appreciate carburetors left on the kitchen table for rebuilding.


Sorry... :worried:

If you meet someone online and send them a picture, please have it be a recent one, meaning no longer then a year ago.. If you've changed a LOT from the picture you've sent and what you look like in real life, the truth WILL come out and yes, sometimes it does matter..

This may sound trite, but, screaming at me just does not go over well. especially obscenities. Verbal abuse is verbal abuse. Not talking about raising one's voice to make a point or to get my attention. But, I will hear this and give my undivided attention so partner's have never had to go to the screech level.

ARGH... there is a lesbian couple living across the street from me and one of them is a mega ragea-holic. out of control and very loud!! I am so tired of hearing her scrteam at her partner. Why the partner stays is beyond me.

Besides, it's noise pollution and I don't want to know the details of their relationship issues. I wish they would get some help.. or just break up and move!!

Don't tell me how to spend money.

Don't try to dictate my priorities.

It isn't necessary for us to enjoy all the same things, but don't belittle my interests. Same for my friends and my aspirations.

Please do not:

• tell me how I "should" be...I am who and how I am...and my way of being is as a valid as yours
• rage at me...I cannot hear you if you shout, accuse or cuss. My brain and emotions shut down and I stop being able to hear
• put others before me all the time. Yes, others count and will be first sometimes, but I should not always be last on the list
• pretend that my reality isn't what it is...if you hate kids, cats, or stubborn women...then I'm not the woman for you
• expect me to read your mind...tell me what you want, what you think and how you feel. I will always listen....but I need you to tell me
• close down on me verbally, sexually or emotionally. If you need space, tell me and I'll honor that...but if you just "leave" don't be surprised when I react by feeling abandoned