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Don't you hate it when you get up in the middle of the night to pee, and crack you shin on the corner of the bed trying to crawl back in.
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You keep backwards talking
Just now i asked Syr if we could eat a movie and watch chinese food! |
Don't you hate it when....
You wake up looking forward to your cereal, grab the bowl out of the cupboard, pour your fruit loops in the bowl...go to the fridge to get the milk and realize there isn't any!!! :overreaction: |
I wear a white shirt only to realize it attracts things of all other colors like:
coffee tea soup red wine ... etc I hate it when I forget why I don't wear white shirts:canadian: |
Don't you hate it when your super cute, sparkly, ballerina flats decide they are not rain proof. :( soggy toes.
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DYHIW... You pull a beautiful buttermilk pie (aka: chess pie) from the oven, golden brown, smelling sweet and delicious. Only to realize, long after it's cooled, that the center isn't quite baked through.
... "Scoopable" wasn't really the consistency I was going for. *LOL* |
You have to have part of your jaw bone cut out to remove a wisdom tooth that grew in sideways and into your sinus cavity?
I do. :seeingstars: |
Don't you hate it when..you reach for your favorite kcup for a fantastic morning chai, only to realise you're out!
Le sigh! Trip to the grocery later fo sho! |
Don't you hate it when you drop your bluetooth into your cup of coffee! :annoyed:
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Don't ya hate when someone puts the EMPTY half/half carton back in the fridge and you're standing there with your coffee hot and ready? grrrr:coffee:
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Too many to list... So here's a few...
Don't you hate it when... Someone judges you by where you've been or haven't been... your weight... your height... your looks... your job... money... not for whom you truly are...
Don't you hate it when... Someone doesn't reply back... via text... phone e-mail or even in person... Don't you hate it when... Someone says this but it's really that... or they don't know... Don't you hate it when... The word Please or Thank You is never/rarely used... Don't you hate it when... Some people don't use Common Courtesy... Don't you hate it when... People talk behind your back and they don't even know you... Don't you hate it when... Your craving for something and you can't have it right then and there... for what ever reason Don't you hate it when... Your in bed n you turn and no ones there... |
Don't you hate it when, the only reason someone calls you is to tell you bad news, ask for something or remind you that you said yes when they asked you for something two weeks ago and now its time?
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Don't you hate it when you think you have your footing going down a flight of stairs... and you misjudge the next step?
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Don't You Hate It When...
1) People leave a mess behind and don't bother cleaning up and leaving it for the next person. (Inconsideration pisses me the hell off) Major pet peeve of mine...
2) You're at the grocery store and the lines are long, and people who are done, still stand there holding up the line and are checking their receipt like they're getting ripped off! 3) Again at the grocery store and getting ready to go to a cashier and out of nowhere someone runs and cuts in front of you. 4) You're watching your favorite show and it's the Season Finale and local news breaks in with some ridiculous (so-called) special report that's irrelevant. They're like the National Enquirer half the time NOT worth breaking in on a tv show... 5) You're getting ready to leave work for the day and need to make your commute and your boss comes to you last thing and wants to go over a few things when they had all day to do so! 6) It's 2 AM and you're in a deep sleep and the phone rings your heart is beating out of your chest and first thing you think of is a family emergency and it ends up being the wrong number. |
good morning scorp .. wasnt me who made the mess LOL
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dontcha hate it when some folks have the audacity to, let's say..... try and pass a writing off as their own- when it contains almost ALL of your own words, from your own writings written throughout the course of several years??? and you can totally prove it, cuz it's ALL copyrighted? tsk tsk tsk. dontcha really hate that? :readfineprint: |
dont ya though
Don't ya hate it when you don't win the 464 million dollor mega million ticket !!!!! :) not to be a negative Ned or anything :)
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Don't you hate it when something knocks you off your normal morning routine, and then you forget things, like a belt! Because your memory is like a structured robot and it won't work unless programmed with constant repetition. This may or may not have happened to me today.:seeingstars:
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Feeling the joy of being an aggressive driver only to end up behind someone doing 40 kmh in a 60 zone. And I would pass, but I am blocked in. And the radio station I love at that very moment decides to play the suckiest music??
Of course this is only hypothetical cause like I would never be aggressive or upset at slow drivers <whistling innocently kicking gravel> |
ok.. I know this is lame.. lol..but being excited about my new job after my HUGE move across country... so it fits..
Dont you just hate when you are all excited about passing everything to be hired and start next Monday when you realize you are a week early??? LOL.. Ok, I know I get to be lazy for another week and sleep in... I get to play online and play with the pups... You wouldnt think ANYONE would be excited to start working.. but after only being here 2 weeks and being offered a job I am excited to start my new adventure!! lol Dont you just hate when you set your personal stuff on the sink in the coworkers bathroom only to find it is SOAKED?!?!?!? That drives me nuts... I am always going behind everyone and wiping down the entire counter when I leave the restroom...my biggest pet peeve at my previous work is the excuse was that the nurses had to get their hands wet before getting soap.. Ok, I can buy that... but DONT YOU USE A PAPER TOWEL TO DRY YOUR HANDS?!?!?! ok, rant over... Dont you just hate it when you are in a hurry and have only 5 things and go to the speedy 20 items or less check out only to discover someone with half a cart of groceries is there?!?!? grrrr Dont you just hate it when someone walks through the door infront of you and shuts it in your face? What has happened to common decency these days? Dont you just hate it when you get halfway out the door and discover its pouring down rain and your umbrella is in the trunk of your car? and of course the worst thing EVER.... Dont you just hate it when you wake up extremely groggy and go to make coffee only to discover you are out of coffee???? Thats a SIN!!!! Off to get more coffee for my cup :waitinggirl: |
I hate it when...
I hate it when I am feeling sick and would like to talk with a special someone and that is the day they choose not to return your calls.... oh well
Que sera sera |
I hate it when...
Your job requires you to be in a creative mood, but all you get when you sit down to write is B L A N K!
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Don't You Just Hate It When...
That's what I get for feeling all bad for you so figured I'd toss the dog a bone... :nyahnyah:
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Don't you just hate it when....
It's late night and you go into the kitchen without your glasses, and the bag of cat food looks like a bag of chips???? That moment of oh yeah !!! followed by I really wanted some...... :hk12:
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Seeing the guy that is in a sexual relationship with his car, more than bizarre. Watching him make love to it... fetish porn? |
Don't you hate it when you have to pee really bad but you hold it because you are almost at your destination , only to get stopped by a train for 20 min.
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Dont you hate it when...
you're in one place but really wanna be somewhere else ;) you get that one bad cart,and dont realize how bad it is til u get to the back of the store. :| you wished you would have spoken up sooner! |
Don't you hate it when people are insensitive assholes?
Mom had surgery last night til late and has been in such pain for days that she hasn't slept. The family was asked to leave her alone and let her sleep. The friends were asked to leave her alone and let her sleep. The phone is off, so she can sleep. And there is a sign on the hospital room door that says "sshhh....I'm sleeping." So what does the asshole do? Goes in, wakes up Mom and then calls me all upset because Mom isn't making sense. Really? Let's see how much sense you make when I knock your head off your shoulders. Asshole. |
Don't you hate it when...
people assume you're something you're not? Or attribute motive to your actions, that aren't there? I'm not thinking of a particular person or experience, just in general, what really ticks me off. |
Don't you hate it when...
Everytime you talk to a certain person you know, and all they do is complain, complain, complain...ugh.
Or.. They gossip, gossip, gossip. :bolt: |
Don't you hate it when you are bald faced lied to, they have the audacity to shake your hand and then they lie to you again?!
A woman calls my store to report that unauthorized charges on her husband's credit card had occurred at my store. Let's just say her husband's name is John Pinocchio and he had told his wife he had lost his wallet/cards. The name was not familiar as they are from the next town/state over. She had cancelled the card, reported the fraudulent charges and just wanted me to know I would probably be receiving a charge back from my credit card processor. I log onto my processor's web site and find there are only two charges to that card. One on the 21st of March for two cartons of smokes (let's say $110) and the other on the 26th of March for two packs of smokes (let's say $12.00). Both charges were for similar cigarettes. I really don't want to lose $122.00 so I investigate a little further. As I said, I don't recognize the card holder's name. I go to the store cameras to watch the transactions. The cartons were sold to an older male and the packs to a younger female (let's call her Jane Doe). Clearly, we should not have sold the packs to Jane as the card was in Pinocchio's name. Okay, maybe I will be out $12.00. Hooray for social media!! Next stop, Facebook to see if I can find any pictures of the card holder, John Pinocchio. Well hell, he does have a page and he sure looks like the same guy buying the cartons of smokes. Look through his pictures and those on his wife's site to see if I spot Jane. No luck. I requested Pinocchio stop by and see if he recognized Jane and he DOES stop by! Show him the videos. Nope, he doesn't recognize Jane but yes, he was the one buying the cartons. I assured him I would get to the bottom of this and learn Jane's identity so charges could be pressed. We SHOOK hands, he thanked me and he left. Today Jane comes in and one of my clerks scribbles down her vehicle's registration. I call John Pinocchio's home and leave a message to let the Pinocchio's know we now have the information needed so Jane can be identified and charges pursued. I stated if charges were not pursued, I would like to know as I was going to refuse service to her so I would not have any problems in the future. I discuss the matter with my clerks but they misunderstood and thought Jane's ban was immediate. Jane shows up about two hours later and was told she was no longer allowed to shop at my store. Total shock....why not? I get a phone call at home from the store and Jane would like to speak with me. I discuss her fraudulent use of Pinocchio's credit card. Jane proceeds to tell me Pinocchio had loaned her his card. I said no, he states he lost them. I ask her how she knows him and she says through work. I asked her why a married man was loaning her his credit card. Married.......he's single (according to Jane)! Um, no (according to his wife). Jane tells me she will have Pinocchio call to straighten this all out. Pinocchio calls and proceeds to tell me, his son, unbeknownst to him, had borrowed his credit card and briefly loaned it to Jane. Right........ I call Jane one last time. Jane did Pinocchio's son loan you that card. No. Could you describe Pinocchio to me. Oh yeah she could! Needless to say when it was all said and done, Jane is now more than welcome at our store and I will no longer waste any more of my precious minutes on this earth dealing with Pinocchio's attempts at unfaithfulness to his wife. Oh.......unless it is to give Mrs. Pinocchio a phone call. |
Whenever your inline somewhere and another person walks up behind you to get in line and they get right ontop of you almost...so close you could give them a piggyback. 0 respect for personal space.
when your going over the speed limit but its still not going fast enough for that guy behind you because you havent broken the soundbarrier yet. And hes bumper to bumper to you for miles. Or said wannabe race car driver gets right on your ass to pass you then once infront of you immediately hits the breaks to turn at the next street. When people hear just a little about you , then create this imaginary you in their head based off their own ignorance or predjudice. and then proceed to treat you like the imaginary you they created and never know who you really are. By the way on the driving ones im the passive agressive asshole that will slow down or block you speed freaks by matching the speed of the car next to me so you cant pass , just to piss you off. makes my day a little brighter actually . thats what you get for riding my bumper "wink" |
Don't you hate it when someone starts a conversation but doesn't know when to.shut up.
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Don't you hate it when your ex keeps calling or reaching out. And uses FB has a way to get back at you? C'mon, FB? Really? Where are the mature femmes?
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You shake the orange juice and the top is not on tight enough? :|
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