Butch Femme Planet

Butch Femme Planet (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/index.php)
-   The Fluffy Stuff: Flirting, Humor, Chat (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=17)
-   -   Dirty Minds.... (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2350)

ravfem 11-16-2010 07:05 PM

Dear **********,

i fill your gaping hole with my nastiness, and you wash it all clean. i sometimes leave you filled for days on end, reaching deep inside to take what i need from you, using you at will.

i try to be a good girl and only use you late at night or early morning so that your noise doesn't bother anyone around. i certainly take you for granted, and get so angry when you fail me.

And, i know that no one knows the best way to use you except me!

love,
me

scootebaby 11-16-2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 229323)
Dear **********,

i fill your gaping hole with my nastiness, and you wash it all clean. i sometimes leave you filled for days on end, reaching deep inside to take what i need from you, using you at will.

i try to be a good girl and only use you late at night or early morning so that your noise doesn't bother anyone around. i certainly take you for granted, and get so angry when you fail me.

And, i know that no one knows the best way to use you except me!

love,
me

ummm ill never look at a dishwasher the same :)

Jesse 11-16-2010 07:40 PM

What a precious commodity water is. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 229281)
Dear *****,

I love your versatility! Sometimes you are ice cold, others you are scalding hot. Either feels nice coming from you. All I have to do is turn you on, and you take care of my needs! You feel so good against my skin. You bring new life to everything you touch. I love how you feel in my hands. You disappear so quickly sometimes, but I understand it is in your very nature.

I know you will always come right back. I love how easy it is to turn you on. I just have to hit one little place and you are instantly ready for me.

I can't imagine my life without you!


scootebaby 11-16-2010 08:00 PM

gonna take a stab at this even tho i am distracted
 
Dear ******* ********

you sit there quietly,waiting patiently for me to fill you up...always open,willing to take anything i give you..with one flick of my finger you moan and grind...devouring everything i give you,leaving nothing behind,begging for more if i stop

Jesse 11-16-2010 08:14 PM

Garbage disposals are handy devices aren't they?

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 229386)
Dear ******* ********

you sit there quietly,waiting patiently for me to fill you up...always open,willing to take anything i give you..with one flick of my finger you moan and grind...devouring everything i give you,leaving nothing behind,begging for more if i stop


rlin 11-16-2010 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 228806)
*Laughing*!! Rlin!!! You are hardly less fortunate! I have read your postings and your guesses...you are quite good!!!!

And...he can't guess...it was his suggestion and idea...I just sexualized it *laughing* That sounds...interesting! ;)

Also - would love your weigh in on the "multiples" post..I can find the number if you need it!

the posts are #197 & #198
and the only one i get is mine...
what if all the authors write a little ps to theirs? like an extra easy hint?????
cuz... i am stumped... anyone got the answers to any on those posts????

Pixie 11-17-2010 12:06 AM

Dear ****** ***-

Thank you for being you. Your tan being comforts me with your presence. You are so available and flexible for my needs. You are so willing to be filled and stuffed and come with me where and when I choose. Just keep pulling at my shoulder and rubbing on my hips and you'll keep coming as long as you last.



LipstickLola 11-17-2010 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlin (Post 229638)
the posts are #197 & #198
and the only one i get is mine...
what if all the authors write a little ps to theirs? like an extra easy hint?????
cuz... i am stumped... anyone got the answers to any on those posts????


well, from experience *snort* I think one of 'em is a Ho Ho or a King Don, yanno? creamy center, I tend to sorta dive into those occasionally
:drool:

rlin 11-17-2010 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LipstickLola (Post 229651)

well, from experience *snort* I think one of 'em is a Ho Ho or a King Don, yanno? creamy center, I tend to sorta dive into those occasionally
:drool:

oh damn... i love those!!!
forgot about them... hostess... and uhm... the other company makes a version... when i was young i used to giggle when i ate them... because of the phallic sounding name... i was always mature for my age :|

rlin 11-17-2010 11:48 AM

Quote:

Dear ***** *****,

I know you're in the kitchen...waiting. I try so hard to resist you, but I can feel you calling to me. The more I try to resist, the greater my obsession becomes. Finally I can't take it anymore and find you laying there on the table...

Before I can change my mind i grab you with both hands a bury my tongue in your hole, tasting your sweetness, getting you all over my face. I am caught up in it all and eat you until i'm satisfied.

I leave the room licking my lips and fingers...

my girl said something about swiss rolls this morning...
and...
i thought of this flipn thread!
tell me...
is this one swiss rolls????

1PlayfulFemme 11-17-2010 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 229649)
Dear ****** ***-

Thank you for being you. Your tan being comforts me with your presence. You are so available and flexible for my needs. You are so willing to be filled and stuffed and come with me where and when I choose. Just keep pulling at my shoulder and rubbing on my hips and you'll keep coming as long as you last.



I wouldn't know where to keep half of my 'stuff' if I didn't have a Pocket Book..(and do you ever wonder where that name came from since they don't resemble books at all?) *G*

Pixie 11-17-2010 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 229849)
I wouldn't know where to keep half of my 'stuff' if I didn't have a Pocket Book..(and do you ever wonder where that name came from since they don't resemble books at all?) *G*


That would be a good one...but that wasn't it...giggle

1PlayfulFemme 11-17-2010 01:49 PM

Hints to my unsolved puzzles! :)

Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...



Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

I love how a touch of a button can change everything. One minute you are humming away, the next, you fall into silence. I'll make sure to press your buttons just the way you like. I need you so badly that I have one at home and one at the office.

I think those are the only 2 of mine that remain unsolved!! :) I liked the idea of hints rlin! Got a hint for yours? :)

ravfem 11-17-2010 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 229649)
Dear ****** ***-

Thank you for being you. Your tan being comforts me with your presence. You are so available and flexible for my needs. You are so willing to be filled and stuffed and come with me where and when I choose. Just keep pulling at my shoulder and rubbing on my hips and you'll keep coming as long as you last.



travel bag?

Pixie 11-17-2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 229959)
travel bag?

travel/duffle bag YEP!!! woot

waxnrope 11-17-2010 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LipstickLola (Post 229651)

well, from experience *snort* I think one of 'em is a Ho Ho or a King Don, yanno? creamy center, I tend to sorta dive into those occasionally
:drool:

Clearly, I don't get these. I thought this was a dildo :blink:

scootebaby 11-17-2010 06:00 PM

[QUOTE=1PlayfulFemme;229860]Hints to my unsolved puzzles! :)



Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

is this a blender/mixer?

Pixie 11-17-2010 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 229860)
Hints to my unsolved puzzles! :)

Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...

Jelly filled donut?

Pixie 11-17-2010 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 228733)
Dear ******,

How I love the light that emits from your being. And the way you feel in my hands, so solid, yet somehow, soft. I can smell you from every other room of the house. I get lost in your intoxicating aroma. My fingernails lightly etch into your body, leaving marks of my touch embedded in your being. You are fun to play with if I am alone or with a lover. You offer peace at times, and fun at other times. I could stare at you all night long...

Don't know if anyone guessed....

candle???

ravfem 11-17-2010 09:30 PM

Dear ******,

When you poke me, i watch for that tiny droplet of blood to form and always grumble if you didn't poke me deep enough. i never look forward to our meetings, and yet everything hinges around them. i know you are doing your job, and who the heck knows where i'd be right now without you, but seriously, i can think of much better things to get poked with.

Oh wait.... *remembering something* nevermind.... :giggle: Anyway.

love,
me

Pixie 11-17-2010 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 230166)
Dear ******,

When you poke me, i watch for that tiny droplet of blood to form and always grumble if you didn't poke me deep enough. i never look forward to our meetings, and yet everything hinges around them. i know you are doing your job, and who the heck knows where i'd be right now without you, but seriously, i can think of much better things to get poked with.

Oh wait.... *remembering something* nevermind.... :giggle: Anyway.

love,
me


Blood glucose tester thingy....?

ravfem 11-17-2010 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 230189)
Blood glucose tester thingy....?

close enough (lancet)

yay you!

1PlayfulFemme 11-17-2010 10:56 PM

[quote=scootebaby;229972]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 229860)
Hints to my unsolved puzzles! :)



Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

is this a blender/mixer?

Nope, but, it does require electricity! :)

1PlayfulFemme 11-17-2010 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 229999)
Don't know if anyone guessed....

candle???

Exactly! :)

Tcountry 11-18-2010 02:37 AM

Dear ******* or in my case *****
I insert my "tool" into your hole and turn you on...you instantly start getting warm. You take me to my favorite places and sometimes go great lengths to get me to new ones. You can go for hours without needing a break.
You are eagerly waiting...ready at any time of the day or night.
You feel good under me...and I love controlling you with my hands.

Ever greatful,
me

Tcountry 11-18-2010 03:09 AM

[
[QUOTE=1PlayfulFemme;229860]Hints to my unsolved puzzles! :)

Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...

Would have to say Warm Apple Crumble...but could be wrong?!?!

Pixie 11-18-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 230268)
Dear ******* or in my case *****
I insert my "tool" into your hole and turn you on...you instantly start getting warm. You take me to my favorite places and sometimes go great lengths to get me to new ones. You can go for hours without needing a break.
You are eagerly waiting...ready at any time of the day or night.
You feel good under me...and I love controlling you with my hands.

Ever greatful,
me

Truck....:canadian:

Tcountry 11-18-2010 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 230427)
Truck....:canadian:

Yes Ma'am...good job!!

ravfem 11-18-2010 07:15 PM

Dear ****,

i throw you down, holding my breath, hoping against hope you'll give it to me good enough for me to keep you and not have to start over, yet again. *rolling my eyes*

i get frustrated but keep on keepin on, "one more time", i think...."this will be the one that sticks, for sure!"

i shake you...... i throw you.....

dang it.

Bust. Again.

Jesse 11-18-2010 07:24 PM

Dice?........

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 230770)
Dear ****,

i throw you down, holding my breath, hoping against hope you'll give it to me good enough for me to keep you and not have to start over, yet again. *rolling my eyes*

i get frustrated but keep on keepin on, "one more time", i think...."this will be the one that sticks, for sure!"

i shake you...... i throw you.....

dang it.

Bust. Again.


scootebaby 11-18-2010 07:29 PM

i was thinking craps

Jesse 11-18-2010 07:31 PM

Same here, but that is five letters.

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 230788)
i was thinking craps


TickledPink 11-18-2010 07:40 PM

Dear ******* ***,

I undress and eagerly apply lotion. You have so many buttons and I want to push them all. Totally naked under your power, yet I feel so relaxed.

I grow hotter and hotter, sweat pouring off my body. My flesh can only take so much of you.

Always satisfied,
Glowing

scootebaby 11-18-2010 08:01 PM

Dear ***** *****

i gently pull you out of your resting spot,cover you in a fine powdery substance before laying you in front of me..Slowly,deliberately i begin to massage you,pushing my fingers against you,sliding slightly into you,causing you to curl up against my fingertips...when i have you just how i want you i flip you over and begin to slowly rub on you,stretching you as far as i can...when i am done i take you in my hands and slap you a few times,til i am satisfied you cant take anymore ...finally i lay you down,running my hands across you admiring how ive molded you into something everyone wants


scootebaby 11-18-2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TickledPink (Post 230799)
Dear ******* ***,

I undress and eagerly apply lotion. You have so many buttons and I want to push them all. Totally naked under your power, yet I feel so relaxed.

I grow hotter and hotter, sweat pouring off my body. My flesh can only take so much of you.

Always satisfied,
Glowing

no quicker way to kick start ur summer tan than in a tanning bed

Pixie 11-18-2010 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 230823)
Dear ***** *****

i gently pull you out of your resting spot,cover you in a fine powdery substance before laying you in front of me..Slowly,deliberately i begin to massage you,pushing my fingers against you,sliding slightly into you,causing you to curl up against my fingertips...when i have you just how i want you i flip you over and begin to slowly rub on you,stretching you as far as i can...when i am done i take you in my hands and slap you a few times,til i am satisfied you cant take anymore ...finally i lay you down,running my hands across you admiring how ive molded you into something everyone wants


Pizza dough???

scootebaby 11-18-2010 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 230944)
Pizza dough???


AWESOME job!! sure is

Pixie 11-18-2010 09:46 PM

Dear ***** ****-

Oh baby I don't know what I would do with out you. You are the perfect cuddler.... I love the way you feel against my skin and you make me want to stay in bed and never leave. You are always there ready and waiting....I like that you are always naked...natural and pure just for my needs.

Love you always-
Rawwr

Jesse 11-18-2010 09:49 PM

teddy bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 230960)
Dear ***** ****-

Oh baby I don't know what I would do with out you. You are the perfect cuddler.... I love the way you feel against my skin and you make me want to stay in bed and never leave. You are always there ready and waiting....I like that you are always naked...natural and pure just for my needs.

Love you always-
Rawwr


ravfem 11-18-2010 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse (Post 230784)
Dice?........

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 230788)
i was thinking craps

Dice it is. Though i do usually end up sayin "crap" a lot during the game, so....

:cheesy:


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:15 AM.

ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018