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the morning sailors warning, red at night sailors delight. Fox smells his own hole first. If the shoe fits wear it. Don't get too big for your britches. Monkey see monkey do. Do I look like bank of america Money doesn't grow on trees either stay inside ,or outside this isn't grand central station Were you born in a barn close the door |
get on the stick
"hurry up and get started" You better get on the stick with that cleanin', girl! |
you can't unring a bell..
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sayings
Two peas in a pod.
Feast or famine Your hair looks like you combed it with a fire cracker. Get your act together. If you had 3 hands you'd choke to death (meaning you eat too fast) You don't know whether to scratch your ass or wind your watch. Get your priorities straight. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all. Life is full of hard knocks get used to it. Defend your convictions, it's who you are. Honesty is the best policy. If someone punches you, you punch them back twice as hard. No use crying over spilt milk. Nobody likes a tattle tale. |
And how could I forget:
Never a borrower nor a lender be Beauty fades; dumb is forever Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining (thanks Judge Judy for both of those) Beauty is as beauty does They that dance must pay the piper Knee high by the Fourth of July Lower than a pregnant ant Little pitchers have big ears Blind as a bat Works like a dog Sick as a horse Used everything on that pig but the oink (thanks, Dad) |
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My mother to me while I was in the backseat of her car (age 4, not 35): "Do you want me to stop this car and pop you?"
Me: "No." Have not heard that in years.... |
Southern
"Well, I swanny."
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yes I hve more
Yes I have more, bet you thought it wasn't possible.
Home again home again jigity jig. Whether its cold or whether its hot, we'll have weather , whether or not. Like beating your head against the wall. Talking to you, is like talking to the wall. Let's not, and say we did. If you want to argue, go upstairs, if I'm not there in 5 min. Start without me. ( haha always worked to shut us up ) If I had an extra 20 dollars, I'd sit up all night long and stare at it. Don't let that money burn a hole in your pocket. There is truth to every lie. There are 2 sides to every story. |
Can't dance and it's too wet to plow.
More skiddish than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. More nervous than a wh*%e in church. Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free. A penny saved is a penny earned. Two heads are better than one. Do you wanna go pick a switch? (Umm yeah like we WANTED to) Do you think I was born yesterday? |
told you
Told you I have a lot!
Hind sight is 20\20. If it was a snake it would have bitten you. Can't see the forest through the trees Par for the course Familiarity breeds contempt Can't see for looking ( meaning you are trying to hard) Can't win for losing Close but no cigar Give em enough rope they'll hang themselves. |
Another pearl of wisdom from my mother.....
"Give your soul to God because your ass is mine." She would say this when it was time to pay the piper for some wrong action I did, said or thought about. :| |
im back
My get up and go, has got up and went.
Good things come to those who wait. Bless your little pea picking heart. Smart as a box a rocks. Running around like a chicken with your head cut off. Quit fiddle farting around Quit dilly dalleying. |
What in tarnation ?
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Lawks a'mercy
Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Put t'wood in'th'ole! (that's 'put the wood in the hole' - shut the door!) |
If (insert name of stupid friend here) jumped off a bridge would you?
It's just over yonder. (Yonder was always at least a mile walk through the pasture) How many times do I gotta tell you to (insert chore here) clean out your ears you got taters growing in em? Kwitcherbellyachin (Quit your belly aching) |
I TOLD Ebon to 'keep his eyes peeled', but we both missed the turn anyway today.
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its me again
Shit or get off the pot.
I feel like a million bucks youre just spitting into the wind |
they don't have 2 nickels to rub together
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Heavens to Betsy .........
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I not me will knock you into next week.
Do you want me to give you something to cry for. |
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me. |
knee high to a grasshopper
need to go beat my face. I never use this phrase. lol |
A dollar to a donut!
Can't see the forest for the trees! Wipe that smirk off your face! (or smile, depending on my parents mood) |
<insert> is about as <insert> as the day is long.
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"My stomach feels like my throats been cut off"
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ice box
i bet somebody's already said 'ice box' tho.... |
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"beat my face" = put on your make up |
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. 6 of one half a dozen of the other. What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? |
OMG! My mother has a million of these things.
You have the attention span of a gnat. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Go pound salt! <insert name or pronoun, usually 'she'> looks like nine miles of hard road. |
"It's colder than a witch's titty out here!!"
My mom has used that since I was a baby child. LOL |
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Colder than a well diggers arse. Useless as tits on a bull. If only my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. (in response to people saying "if only...") |
Not the sharpest crayon in the box
Not the brightest bunny Dumber than a box of rocks |
Sweatin' like a whore in church
Like trying to stack greased BB's in a corner (impossible task) Dumber than a box of hammers Like a dog with a bone (won't let go!) Catch more flies with honey than vinegar (Looks) "rode hard and put up wet" Pretty is, is pretty does Can you tell I'm from the South? |
He was all over her like a cheap suit.
On you like white on rice. He is tighter than a frog's butt and that is waterproof. And the mom classic, why buy the cow when she gives the milk away for free? |
Say goodnight, Gracie
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Loggerhead - a thick-headed or stupid person; blockhead
at loggerheads - engaged in a disagreement or dispute; quarreling |
In a New York minute! (that means real fast) :glasses:
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Fine as frog hair... :glasses:
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