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Thanks to all who helped..I do believe we got it now...smiles AWESOME! |
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...thredroses.gif Feeling very Thankful for all the love, Conern and Friendship that I have recieved here on the Planet. Thank you so very much! |
Useless, fun info.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. Avocado is poisonous to birds The Pig might have the Longest Orgasm, but the Lion fucks at least 40 times a day. You will burn about 300 calories during one hour of sex. Add another 130 calories if you start with an hour of foreplay Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents German chocolate cake is NOT from Germany. It's named after an American named Sam German.{Ok, but still..40 times a day screwing?} Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest.Never made it to the Finals. Your earlobes line up with your nipples.{Yes, Yes, back to the Lions , pleez} In 1980, at a Las Vegas hospital, workers bet on when patients would DIE, and were accused of KILLING patients to win the bets. The Bible is the number one most shoplifted book of all time. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died from battle wounds; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. {Stop measuring your ears, dang *L*} Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, was supposed to be on one of the planes on 9/11. Iguanas, Koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.{Strange..but curious} Over 2500 left-handed people a year are killed from using equipment made for right-handed people. In Hong Kong the wife of a husband who commits adultery is legally entitled to kill the mistress in any manner desired - but she may only murder the husband with her bare hands. You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.{Hmm, 2 weenies, disturbing} A serial killer in India was charged with murder. He was only 8 years old. When a person is tickled, the response is actually a form of panic, as the brain interprets the tickling sensation as produced by spiders or other creepy crawlies on your skin - the uncontrollable laughter is a response to panic. {That must explain why I hate being tickled} Polar bear fur is not white, it's clear. {Yes, but what about those Lions??} Farmville players outnumber real farmers in the US by a ratio of 60 to 1. {Ok, you got me there} Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command 'go hang yourself.' |
Any body remember the Arsenio
when the gay activists came onto the show?
Some of the things he said were things I like - and some of the things not so much - but it was riveting to me when it happened. |
A friend once told me, "Sexually suggestive innuendos are such a clear sign of intimacy, either that or lack of boundaries.", I am thinking she was right.
It is time for the Count to retire. A great new day is ahead, full of possibilities and new beginnings! Happy Saturday! |
Uh... tiny announcement here:
... my computer went HAYWIRE.
For those of you who write me regular email. I am not able to receive ANYTHING there. I might not get this corrected until Monday. IF, I get bumped offline here on the Planet, I may not be able to get back on this site either. (So, no... not ignoring anyone.) So, "happy weekend" to all - just in case. ___ Thank goodness for Tiger and the Masters! (Hope he gets a "hole in one"!):doh: WILDCAT :dance1: *And I am leaving this site on, even though I have to run errands now. |
(ir) regardless of the dreary weather and the threat of (fucking) Rain...I am still gonna get a pedicure this morning...it's unclear how crazy my work may get so I better stay on top of my upkeep as I can...
(how was *that* for vapid, self indulgent, posting?---not bad, I think, since I am kinda bored even typing it) cheers... neen...who will try and do better next time ! |
Tin cans and string.
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When I think about it, the lyrics to songs have been responsible for some profound moments of enlightenment in my life. The music styles are very eclectic but through all of them some snippet of lyric was a catalyst for the moment of critical mass of understanding that had been brewing in the subterran. They brought realization to understanding.
In no particular order (other than the 1st one) and 10 because yah gotta stop somewhere: "The World is What You Make It" Paul Brady "Soak Up the Sun" Sheryl Crow "Closer" Nine Inch Nails "Terrible Lie" Nine Inch Nails "Jesus Build My Hotrod" Ministry "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" BJ Thomas "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" JS Bach "Drive" Melissa Ferrick "Closer to Fine" Indigo Girls "It Ain't Me Babe" Bob Dylan |
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I think I've accidentally adopted a guy and his mom.....or, should I say, the hotel has adopted them. :blink:
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Sick and sleepy.
I'm all worn out. And as they say on Looney Tunes .... That's all folks.
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in my case...I would think at various Points of my Life, some songs were rites of Passage...to me..
~ Living on a Prayer....Bon Jovi {Mums divorce theme for my closed-knit 3 people family} ~ Foolish Beat .... Debbie Gibson {I had a few Emo Moments post-breakups} ~ I would die 4 U....Prince ~ Ghost...Indigo Girls ~ This used to be My playground...Madonna{I really had to get off that fucking Island after that one} ~ Rain...Madonna {like I said..Emo} ~ In This Life ...Madonna {I lost 2 very close biological uncles to AIDS/HIV related Infections, one was part of the precious few, at the time, who knew I was queer} ~ Solamente Tu ...Rawy {Menudo....shhhhh.....be glad i'm admitting this one} ~ Burbujas de Amor ... Juan Luis guerra y grupo 4:40 {My high school sweety, to this very day has that in her favorites file on some compilation mp3 thing, we used to Dance this one a lot} ~ simplemente Amigos....ana Gabriel...{long story} ~ Evidencias ...Ana Gabriel...{ditto} ~ There's no Easy Way Out...Rocky IV soundtrack {I played this corny shit a lot while adjusting to Dialysis} ~ Yes, I am....Melissa Etheridge {one of 2 I close my eyes and remember a certain stubborn someone} ~ I'm the Only one...Melissa{ditto} ~ You're still the One ...Shania Twain {longtime Torch} ~ Joking ...Indigo Girls {I loved how my friends played this a lot after I "came out"} ~ Preciosa....Marc Anthony {the only other song that moves me to Tears besides "En Mi Viejo San Juan"} ~ En Mi Viejo San Juan .....Noel Estrada{I sang this while sitting on the Pier, sunset, the day before I left the Island, after sunset, and bawling, I left a chunk of my hair in the rocks} ~ My baby You...Marc Anthony {reminds me of my boi, never mind it's a song for his daughter..sheesh} |
huh, my old Terpie wasn't kidding, change a hand motion here and there....and u can communicate universally for the most part with any Deaf person anywhere......some sign languages even have their Regional Quirks...I just completely understood a Signing japanese Grrl, with very few pauses to fingerspell in english
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The little bird dude who is now my noisy neighbor, was singing, dancing, tweeting, whistling and having a blast at midnight, then again at 2 a.m. - this little dude needs a circadian rhythm review. Seriously. He is giving new meaning to "tweeting"!
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I let a guy in the check out line borrow My "savings card" because he was here from Arizona doing a tool show for our town. He was flabbergasted when I gave it to the cashier, as if to say no one had done that for him before. He saved $2.40. The feeling it left he and I with, priceless.
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strange to wake up laughing :deepthoughts:
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The Piper...he is here.
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