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My Fosrenal medication is the closest to eating pure Chalk....
and yes, eating...Horse pills... thankfully chewable. :cracked: |
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:goodscore: Love, Drew |
Youtube Rawks ~ that is all :thumbsup:
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There is nothing wrong, I repeat, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG with driving with the windows down and the stereo cranked up singing at the top of your lungs to Rick Astley!
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Framing a poster does not make it valuable.
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I don't care what the sodding packaging says "childproof" should be changed to "adultproof" :explode: :censor: :furious: :overreaction: |
I'm sorry to report to You that my video was not one of the 40 selected by the judges for America's Got Talent....
I believe I was beat out by the old woman hula-hooping and twirling 2 batons.....or maybe the magic act in their garage..... I wasn't quirky enough. I'm ok with that..... ;) |
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I miss me already
I'm going mimi now.In the morning I am flying out to L.A.
Someday,Ireland. *snort* Goodnight :byebye: |
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I don't feel well. Which in turn is causing unrest, which means NO sleep. Which, I'm sure, is going to make for an unhappy girl tomorrow.
Just call me the unEnchantress... Grrrrrrr |
Last night, I dreamed I was married to Oliver Platt..... shouldn't that be enough? But no!
We were in some Muslim country....He was sitting in a heavy wooden chair ~ in stocks ~ against a wall, and being interrogated by a panel of Muslim women in burkas. The roof was open and there were other Muslim women looking over a wall. I was there, too...and they were interrogating ME and asking me to defend him. Now. If You can figure THAT out, please feel free to share.... |
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so my dad has decided his role in my life these days should be to help me have fun.
I've never been to a casino. last night he handed me a wad of cash, told me grab some friends and go play slots and have lunch. he thinks since I've had some seriously bad luck that I might win some money! I think it's sweet. he's trying to help me plan a trip for me and friends to the virgin islands. and the next carnival that comes around he wants to take me to play all the cheesy games that never seem worth the money. just for fun. I'm not very close to him and this could totally change our relationship for good. and it's not because he's spending money. it's because he really wants my life to be filled with as much fun as can be had. |
i wish elizabeth hasselback would just spontaneously combust.
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but you are AWESOME maybe you can get on the Simon Cowell show? i am going to send in something for them, but not sure if my talent will make for good TV.... lol @ |
Not only is my hometown of BIG MONEY (aka Beaumont) Texas the home to Mark Chestnut, Tracy Bird, Clay Walker and PIMP C... but now we have a freakin' rappin' weather man.
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I love coconuts!
I found this today... I think it's gorgeous! It's coconut that was hollowed out and carved with beautiful coconut palms! http://pics.novica.com/pictures/10/p128879_1.jpg this mask was made from the end of a coconut! http://barbarajoart.com/coconut%20people/mask.jpg an artist made a hangbag from coconuts too! http://wb8.itrademarket.com/sgimage/...0db37c4685.jpg This, below, is something I want to have - the coconut bra!!!! http://exurbanpedestrian.files.wordp...oconut-bra.jpg |
If you have to make more than one substitution, order something else.
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Chef Boy Ardee - The other white meat.
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That would be great. She gets on my nerves and think she's a know it all...Nothing but a royal pain in the ass is what she is.....
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Just because you bake it in a pie pan, it does not make it a pie. It's just a big ass cookie. :blink:
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grrr...... |
Time to pay attention to signs.
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heads up...not all signs read as they should. ;) |
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So...
When you are wearing a dress that ties in the back.. Make sure you have the ends *up front* when you got to the restroom... Enough Said... |
i hope the gyneo notices that i shave all up my thighs and shit...
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woman goes to the gyno she does the whole "slide down" and what not. the gyno starts the exam and remarks to her "i must say you have the cleanest vagina i have ever seen" she replies "why thank you. i have a woman in twice a week." :guitar: |
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It's a cool morning, so...
A walk in the park with the :dog: before I delve into studying! It's zen for the heart, mind and soul. |
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I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, But that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. |
I'm stuck on listening to a Jimi Hendrix song from the movie
City of Angels called Red House! *such a great song!* |
Nothing says "fuck you" like a well documented paper trail.
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I'm not sure what it is about me that makes perfect strangers (sane and insane) feel they need to get close (read:to close) to me and speak (usually about things I don't want to know about). Not too mention that walking up to my window while sitting in the car is a definitely boundry...
Yikes! |
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