:giggle:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ootsmiley2.gif gimme good rice!

Use minute rice..plain and simple...No way you can mess that up..

good night Planet, 5am comes up too soon

Old age will do that to ya Sam! lol

Oh :crap: :blink:

Or you could bring some water to boil, drop in the rice, turn off the burner and move it to a cool burner, stir it a bit, cover it and leave it alone for a while. Stir before you are ready to take it out and it will be fluffy, done, and normal looking.

The Betty White Calender
 

http://static.neatorama.com/images/2...e-calendar.jpg


Oh hell yes.

Now this is the easy way... Just buy a rice cooker
http://mypersiankitchen.com/wp-conte...ker2-small.jpg

I just shaved my face for the second time...Apparently I was overconfident from the first time cause I just cut the hell out of myself.


:watereyes:

Mental note... take your TIME....

I'm tireder than a one armed paper hanger. Is tireder a word?0

So, a little while back, Toxic and I had come home and were in the public courtyard area in front of our apartment building. There were other people around... some kids, some mothers, probably some grounds people.

I noticed that the shorts Toxic was wearing were the type of workout/gym shorts with the snaps up the seams, you know, for easy removal at the gym, I suppose. They reminded me of stripper pants, so I say, "Hey, nice stripper shorts!" Toxic flashes a sly smile, slithers her leg to the side (and trust me, she is not the slithery type so that alone was funny) and says, "Why, yes, yes they are..." and proceeds to pull on the side of her shorts. Later, she said she intended to only undo one of the snaps, to be funny, but she actually ripped her pants completely off of herself. As she stood there in her t-shirt, sneakers, and boxer briefs trying desperately to hold the scrap of fabric in front of her... then behind her... then in front of her... I stood there doubled over with laughter, unable to be of any assistance whatsoever for fear that if I stood up straight, I would literally piss myself. Oh, what a fond (and funny) memory that is!

Just some randomness that I thought I'd share!

Easy!
 

Thank you. I didn't even know you were supposed to cover it. lol

ok, i have mixed emotions....

one part of me thinks it's super cool that he's so awed and emotional about seeing that (and lemme tell ya, i would be too!)

and another part of me is going, "that fool is trippin on some good schtuff! frickin freak!".

If I don't have someone to cook for soon, I am going to get chickens!

Other than the fact that I don't like chickens I will then be faced with what to do with the eggs!!

I am scared of fresh eggs. I don't like eggs in general and only use them for baking.

I am being nice, I am not asking for too much, I don't want to be goaded into the chicken thing...but, I can only be pushed so far !

All I'm asking for is a good eater....is that so much?

(I think not)

N.

happy to put you on the list...nothing I love more than a good eater...wanna try my whoopies?...next time the filling will be better, a bit too sweet this time...and, if I recall, you're not a chocolate lover so I'll make you some lemon ones...

Ok people, its joke time:



Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The first
said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different
position. I wanted to try doing it doggy style."

"Doggy style? Did she go for it?"

"I'll say. I sat up and begged while she rolled over and played dead."

:blink:

:|

:lol2:

why would a buch think you all the sudden want to be a friend when they are hooking up with your ex and were hitting on her while you were a couple?

lol still ranting about the same shit.. unbelievable.. have to get on line to find your exes sorted affairs..and that shes curantly involved while the whole time talking about working things out.

i think i should rest now and get over it..

A night of partying, drinking and dancing, now it is time to pay the piper :blink:

http://minuet.dance.ohio-state.edu/%...ands_world.jpg

Peace to us all!

I wonder how to feel when people protest a sterotype saying it's Anti-something...

and you are the sterotype...

How are you supposed to feel about that?

One. Word. Goodwill. :D

Apparently Rain does have a pool table.

i don't want you to choke the chicken.

feed me.

Got to keep it simple. Keep it simple.

"The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they’re alive."

I've tried to be better about telling people I love them. By better I mean tell them more. I never want something bad to happen and have the thought "They didn't know someone loved them."

"Who do you want to put outside of your mind in 2010? There’s gotta be someone out there you wanna put outside of your mind in 2010. There’s gotta be someone out there who fucks you up every time they send you a text or a phone call, and they seem to know exactly when the wrong time is. As soon as you start talking to someone else, months after the last time you talked to your ex, you’re talking to the first pretty guy or girl you’ve seen in months, and guess what you get? Brrrring! Thinking about you. Brrrring!"


^ Yeah, what's up with that? :blink: