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Tomorrow is the first time since before My gb surgery two months ago that I will be going to a job interview and while I'm nervous, this is what I've been waiting for ~ to get My life back on track so I can live it to its fullest ........ I wasted the first 30 yrs of My life, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste the next 30
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I don't know what is wrong with men today, but if one more man calls me "sweetie", "sweetheart", "my dear", or any other fucking mysoginistic crap that I hate...I am going to poke somebody's eye in!!! (or out, depending on how hard I poke!!)
Knock it off already! |
I could vacum or put away the clean clothes. Instead, I'm going to breath a sigh of relief that I got a deadline completed with 10 hours to go. It's time to celebrate by sitting back to Judge Judy in my coffee stained clothes. Ahhhh...
"You're an Idiot!" http://img.youtube.com/vi/ZJDK6ctRjqw/0.jpg . |
When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.
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I was having a conversation with three early 20ish girls.. The conversation was about having to change cell numbers because of boys calling them.. Apparently, they go out, meet someone, give them their cell, find out that guy is creepy, or icky, or just NO.... and they ask the guy not to call, but he still calls, so they change their number.. I was almost speachless.. I kept saying... Wait.. you said not to call and he called anyway? Apparently they Ask? I couldn't grasp it.. I told them.. When I tell someone not to contact me.. they don't contact me... Ever.. I just shook my head and said... Next time say this... in a very firm voice... Do NOT contact me, Do NOT call my phone, Do NOT email me... If I want to speak to you, I WILL call you... Apparently not one of them had thought to actually say.. Don't call me... period.. They say.. they don't want to be a bitch.. It's just easier to change numbers.. Blink... I would so not survive in their dating world.. |
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Steak. That is all. |
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Baby.. I never kid about that!! True story.. When Mic and I first *met* My ex and I were giving it one more try... (lasted about two weeks) I had very firm boundries with her.. I was in a relationship and was only interested in friendship.. Wanna guess how well my girl respected my boundries? ummm.. ya.. pretty well, what you would expect.. Still, she backed off when I reminded her of them... Any way.. we were supposed to go get coffe, and someone flaked on me... When I came home there was an email wanting me to come over to her house.. (something she kept trying).. Ya.. no... I let her know.. you don't stand me up, you don't try to get me to come over to your house when I don't know you, and You don't talk to me again.. Period.. I will contact you when I want to talk to you.. Four months later, I wanted to go dancing.. I didn't really want to go alone, but wasn't really wanting company.. So I emailed her... I'm going to go dancing tonight.. Show up if you want.. Lol.. she did and two months later we had our first date... Grin.. we just celebrated our one year... She still likes to push, and I still like to back her down.. |
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oh jeeezzz....the things I find online
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silver femmes unite!!!
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I'm Hungry!
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Newton Davis: Don't you remember the time I... I... I had myself delivered to you in a box for your birthday? And... and the guy I paid to deliver the box screwed up and delivered me to the wrong apartment? And... and how the... the lady who opened the box... uh... freaked out and started screaming? And I ran out of there just as you poked your head into the hall. And... and the next thing I know, this one's bashing me for having an affair with her neighbor, and this one's bashing me for being some kind of gift-wrapped pervert? And... and all I had to protect myself was... was a dozen roses. And... and... and you never even read the note.
Bus Driver: What did the note say? Newton Davis: I... I'll tell you what it said... it said... marry me, Gwen, I'm lost without you. |
Key lime pie and donut holes, shameless!
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I no longer remember how it was that I worked 60- and 70-hour weeks for four months at a time. Nowadays, two weeks' worth and I'm toast.
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Damn those moving expenses! I'm doing the yard sale thing with my mom this weekend. Cleaning out my dang closets wore me out. I need to find some good stuff to sell though. I need monies. Also, find some other local organization besides Goodwill or Salvation Army to donate to. Those places get so unindated with stuff that they don't know what to do with it. |
Hugo Weaving was born in Nigeria {So he's African}
Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii {Soo, she's Hawaiian} Joaquin Phoenix is Puerto Rican Luis Miguel also {the so called "Mexican Sun"}... I'm gettin to the point hold on... Johnny Depp's from Kentucky Brad Pitt's from Oklahoma... Sara Jessica Parker's from Nelsonville, Ohio {Which is considered to be the redneck capital of Ohio *or so I'm told, I just live near it*} Anyways... The quickest, guaranteed way to royally piss off 3 of those above, even risk lawsuit...is to mention where they were born.... Sux... :glasses: |
I just want to know who set the heat outside on hell.
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I Am Your Tomorrow
I held you softly As you slept I held you gently As you wept I held you tightly As you screamed I stroked your hair As you dreamed I wiped the tears That would not dry I cried the tears You would not cry I took the demons In your head And made them Mine instead I will forever be By your side Don’t turn me away I am not your Pride I am not your Pity I am not your Sorrow I am here Today I am your Tomorrow © Helen Doogan 2010 Read more: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/i-am-you...#ixzz0tc0xAXjI |
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How come they dont put the re-runs of really good sitcoms?
Y'know.. 21 jumpstreet, the Odd Couple, Laverne & Shirley, Taxi, Maude, facts of life, bosom buddies, and yeah diff'rent strokes.... Maybe a few old mr. rogers, sesame street {when snuffy was all in big birds head, and mr. hooper was alive.} Maybe Double Dare, Heathcliff, Inspector Gadget.. :glasses: |
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Now I'm singing along, thanks! <3 spork-pokin', livah-gnawin' zombie des |
~sings along all zombie ish~
:brainsucker: :brainsucker: :brainsucker: Odd...the pooch is called Brain, no ? hehehehe Oooooh.... Lookie what I found !!!! ~gnaws des braaaaaaain- |
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Bringing out my geeky girly side, don't laugh!
*hides* I blame this on my relentless loving heart :) Of course I have the whole series on DVD, including the movies.. and cards, comics, dolls and soundtracks... :byebye: |
Some of the best advice I ever got....."Never say 'Never'".
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Tonight I had dinner with my sash husband and his pups...the pups are two legged and the husband is one of the K-9 Unit founders in SF. Nothing better than scratching behind a puppy's ear. smiles
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Nothing like having McDonald's for lunch and Burger King for supper :D
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I should be asleep.
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okay...so I just changed my costume for the day...choice #1 made me feel dull and old...I'm already in a 'mood'...outfit #2 makes me feel better...knee high black-leather boots...really cool fishnets and knee legnth dress...what a relief...
I pity the first asshole who pushes their way in front of me in the courthouse elevator...I am gonna take them down... |
I hate when I'm trying to load a webpage, and everytime I try to do it I get either that the page expired or it can't load ~ *GRRRRRR* I hate that :rant:
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I'm hoping for no spiders today.
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Today is my youngest daughter's 23rd birthday!!!!!!!!!!
She's in Michigan, gathering the rest of her things (in Mom's SoccerMomMobile) to bring back to Tejas.....so there will be cake upon her return! |
Seriously. My doorbell just rang. A very sweaty guy was at the door with a bottle of Dawn dishwasher detergent in his hand. I actually answered the door because I am expecting a lawn care guy tonight (who I haven't met). Anyway, he's at the door and two guys are in the SUV. He wants to come in and demonstrate a vacuum cleaner. If he can just demonstrate one more, he'll be done for the day and go home.
I politely declined the Dawn detergent ... and his offer to come into my home to demonstrate a vacuum. He said, "really? you sure? awwwwwwwwww. shoot!" I'm thinking: :chainsaw: |
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"...One in my heart" "l guess I was born" "Naturally born" "Born bad" Hey, Knox. Somebody out here that wants to meet you. "Born bad" "lt's such a sin" "l guess I was born" "Naturally born" "Born bad" ~WHACK!~ :seeingstars: |
I got news tonight that the government program I applied to for possibly funding college came through, so now I only have to find a college to get accepted into and then hopefully this fall I'll be a college student :D
And not only that, I just got a picture of the most amazingly bright and beautiful rainbow I've seen in years ~ its the little things like such a natural beauty splayed out across the sky that can remind us that no matter how ugly things may seem there is always something amazing out there waiting for us to experience it :clap: |
I just know that I am much more efficient in the office on days when my boss is on vacation. He's gone for a week and we do just fine. Shows up today and slows us down unbelievably. And there's no polite way to just say, "hey, could you go back on vacay?" Grrrr ...lol
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