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I have been asked to present at NorthWest Leather Fest in San Jose and my two workshops at LLC have been accepted. Yahooo!
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- early morning surprise phonecall ♥ - a yummy & healthy breakfast - being lazy in my pj's rather than getting up early for work |
lighting up the bebe ...
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Words with meaning, always.
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laying on the floor and taking a nap with the old dog...
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.... Anticipation.
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Phone calls...time to study... and not having to make dinner...lol
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The 12 Days of Christmas
The 12 Days of Christmas : I did not write this, it's from www.jokes.com, Comedy Central's joke sight.
Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldn't have been more surprised.With deepest love and affection, Aberdine Dearest John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two Turtle Doves! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. You big silly, what next? All my love, Aberdine Dearest John, Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but I must insist, you have been too kind. Love, Aberdine Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Aberdine Dear John, What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for every finger! You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All My love, Aberdine Dear John, When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to complain, and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Aberdine John, What's with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house and they never shut up. I can't get to sleep at night, and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds already. Sincerely, Aberdine Okay buster, I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8 maids-a-Milking? It's not enough, but they had to bring their goddamn cows! There's manure all over the lawn, and I can't move in my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-ass! Aberdeen Hey shithead: What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers piping, and Christ do they play. They haven't stopped chasing those 8 maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. You'll get yours... Aberdine You rotten prick! Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I don't why I call those sluts ladies. They've been at it all night, along with those frigging pipers! Now the cows can't sleep, and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it. Venomously, Aberdine Listen F---head: What's with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead! They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine. Your sworn enemy, Aberdine Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Aberdine. The destruction of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Aberdine at the Happy Valley Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. Sincerely, Badger, Bender, Cajole - Attorneys at Law |
Falling on my butt...I guess I should say it made me crack up more than anything!
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Buying my greyhound ticket to go away from the weekend!!!
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This Sat. is my day to once again volunteer at the local Artist Guild!! And even better than that is the Holiday Tour of Homes which is sponsored by the Guild and Silent Auction too which I get to attend for FREE!!! And then after that is the tree decorating party at my daughter's house!!! So Sat. will be awesome and I get to Girly Girl up!
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The beautiful sunset filled with pinks and blues and light orange glowing from behind the mountains sprinkled with sparkling snow.
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What Made Me Smile Today?
I got to see her today; she's my beauty!
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Playing MASH, a nice text, and a Challenge
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A date Friday night :)
Texts from her throughout the day |
Getting started addressing the holiday cards.
WT |
Thinking about giving a poor girl my scooter for Christmas.
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Finding my long lost Godmother on Facebook..
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waking up to see snow falling.
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reading bob's musings :) |
Archimedes & Silver |
The dawn of a new day and a lovely email to peruse as I sipped My morning coffee.
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"Two Power Tops Are Auditioning for personal servants Must be intelligent, attentive, careful, discreet, precise and thoughtful."
Really? :| LOL Personal ad. I want to know where they are auditioning and how lovey it would be to watch Tops audition for being servants. hahahahaha LOL Made me smile this morning, the Tops are seeking personal servants, but it struck me as cute and rather ironic. |
While going through some things this morning I came across a bookmark given to me about 10 years ago by one of my students when I worked with middle school girls (6th graders) at the church I attended at that time.
It says: "God is bigger than the Boogie Man!" My teaching technique was pretty unconventional. We often used this phrase in our discussions. It was pretty common for me to (literally) toss the lesson plan over my shoulder and talk instead about their lives using this to encourage them to care about and pray for each other. Things we youth leaders were supposed to teach the kids. Guess I needed the reminder today. |
....getting Christmas cards in the mail......
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Going outside to check on Arnold (Dude's duck child) and finding him swimming happily in the big pool...the one purchased for ME to sunbathe in....he was one happy duck.....
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getting a card in the mail
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Quote:
Never say the "S" word. :annoyed: |
going through old pix a friend posted :~)
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Re: My wife Lisa...
She is a blessing in my life.
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a text message, a few emails, the anticipation :D
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A contagious smile...
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Now what made me smile today??
My sweetie took me out to dinner and then just the two of us got to spend quality time together, it was very relaxing and quite amazing to say the least.
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babysitting with my niece's two boys and they wanted to see my red hair. When I asked them what they thought of it they told me I no longer looked like a granny...lol...
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The realization that My life is finally beginning :)
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