He did...several times...I'd forgotten he could be so funny...and I kinda needed that today...

Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions as Granny is spot on! Cracked up so hard.....


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My goofball roommate while we were outside....
 

On his way to the truck, "come'ere, I need your help"
Me: What for??? I'm out here in my nightgown.
Him: So am I.
Me: :blink: :blink: :blink: Well that's a post for what cracked me up today, you in a nightgown. :blink: :blink: (watching him walk away from me in his shorts and sleeveless top.)

Referring to a HUGE daddy long leg on the ceiling: "See baby, it's okay to have a second daddy in the house when I'm gone!"

The reaction of the door-to-door salesman who came to my front door after he saw my 3 growling Boston Terriers thru the storm door window, and when he noticed the security camera and realized he was being videotaped. It was hilarious!! He grabbed his chest like he was having a heart attack and jumped back and started stuttering all over the place. He put his hands up to cover his face from the camera and tried to yell over my insanely loud, barking dogs about the "frozen food" he was selling. Why he didn't want his face to be seen on camera, I have no idea? But little does he know the security camera had already picked him up as he pulled in our driveway, and as he walked up the long, winding wheelchair ramp. His truck had no identification on it advertising frozen food. I told him politely we weren't interested and he hurried off. :jester::jester::jester::jester:

OMG this cracked me up !!

My daughter texting me to tell me she just caught my grandson (he's almost 3) dipping his head in the dogs water bowl so he could push his hair up and make a mohawk!!

How utterly in love, obsessed, wildly crazy about, and totally head-over-paws Blade's chihuahua is for him. That poor dog's world would end if anything ever happened to Blade. I think the feeling is mutual between the two.

It's on ...
 

I received a care package today from Detroit with nothing but Cheetos in it.

I'll pay her back (and will have lots of fun) when I send her a birthday package full of silly and stupid things.

When I walk into work and the mountain of work is crazy.. but My manager laughs and says you can do all that in one day right lol....bahahahahaha..

Trying to explain something to someone who is to stupid to have the job they have

My goofball best friend talking about a water buffalo.

That some people truly have the audacity to try and square up with me... you won't win, I don't back down, stop trying.

Slipping on my backside whilst holding a cup off coffee & not spilling a single drop..... Now that's dedication.... lol @ me.....

The Tractor Supply manager. I bought a battery operated pole saw. The box did not indicate if there was bar/chain oil in the box. Most items like this come with at least a small bottle.

I ask the cashier did she know if there was any in the box, she held the whole box up in the air, like she was doing a price check on a box of tampons, and yelled does this come with oil. The manager yelled back, it's electric, you don't need oil.

I glanced at the guy behind me and he was chuckling I began chuckling. To whom it may concern, even electric chain saws need bar/chain oil.

Telling a friend about a mutual friend's fiasco involving two fishing rods, a bunch of tangled fishing line, a car trunk that was too small to fit the big fishing rod, one grandkid that had just about pushed his limit, two fish hooks....
and the end result of "Pap" with three holes in his hand (thanks to the kid yanking on the line as "Pap" was trying to untangle things), me running to get his pocket knife to free things up, then parts of the fishing poles in the trunk and other parts in the front seat, and a grandkid that was told to never bring fishing poles again....Pap was not a very happy Pap.
And telling this story to a friend that knows Pap well, and knows Pap never raises his voice or gets peeved with his grandkids.

An impromptu brainstorming session with my coworkers on how to stop the women at the new company on the 1st floor from coming to our 3rd floor restroom to "drop the kids off at the pool" all day every day...even though they have their own huge bathroom downstairs.

There were some pretty funny and creative ideas!

Shaking out my tent to air out from the last camping trip and seeing glitter start flying out of it. :hangloose::clap:

Trump looking at the eclipse without glasses...
 

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Somebody please tell me that if he burns his eyes out, he can't be president anymore.