I'd poke my eyeballs out first

I'm more of a Scooby Doo person myself :|

I am having a BMI with TMI :thud:

Please disclose any scat fetish before entering ANY relationship...:readfineprint:

i'm lost with this comment. i'd make it known what is acceptable and what isn't during the entire course of dating, not after partnering/marriage. If you can't express opinions or disagree during dating, something is really wrong.

Do you have sex on the first date?

Are you saying we can't be related, I mean in a relationship because I had a bad mental image

I think this applies if you have sex on the first date, or ummm, before the first date :)

Do not try to play people especially if the community is small.

Do not try to play Me, then act all hurt if it does not work out as you planned.

:glasses:

Do not open the box of Cocoa Krispies they are mine, *I* like to be the one who opens them.

do not be a knight in shining armor. i will find your rust.
do not tell me how all of your exes abused you. i will be cynical.
do not expect to know everything about me in three dates.
it's gonna take a few years to peel these layers.
do not get angry when i don't disclose all my life to you.
when we are getting to know each other.
do not sit around and gossip about everyone in a hateful manner,
i won't call you back because gee? how will you talk about me when
i am not there?

DO NOT make me choose between NASCAR and you.....

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do not expect to know everything about me in three dates.
it's gonna take a few years to peel these layers.
do not get angry when i don't disclose all my life to you.
when we are getting to know each other.
do not sit around and gossip about everyone in a hateful manner,
i won't call you back because gee? how will you talk about me when
i am not there?

i just posted something similar elsewhere.

forget to ask: who is there for you, if you're constantly holding someone up twenty-four seven, who cannot see, or work on their own self esteem issues.

Do not tell me the password to your email for any reason. Cuz after we break up I will break into your email account and edit your signature so that it says something REAL unflattering. Then I will check back regularly to see if you've noticed yet. (Yes, I have.)

For fucking real. If there is a risk that I will wake up in the middle of the night and discover you sitting on the floor colouring and babbling in 4-year-old speak - I wanna know in advance. So that at the very least I can wear pjs. I can't be naked in the same room as someone who is colouring - I just fucking can't.

One thing we havent discused is about haveing relationships with difrently abled ppl..our diffrences can be a deal breaker of the other person dosent take the time to communacate the how and when along with other things that do and will come up.In my case im very hard of hearing so sometimes I will hear fairly clear or I may have a problem of hearing but not understanding spoken words.I have some vertago wich is a pain in the ass when it hits,I havent herd a wisper in years..then there is the issue with my back that causes me to have to be creative with sex..its possable just diffrent.I have found that some just dont feel comfortable in dealing with any kind of diffrently abled person or there situations.I have been made to feel less than because of this..I know im not the only one that has this problem.

Try not to take one another for granted too much; try to notice small kindnesses.