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Sarcasm is bitchy's smarter, better dressed sister.
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Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow
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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!
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If I had to live with seven men...... I'd take the poison apple too!
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some people say I'm a horrible person, but it's not true! I have the heart of an innocent girl........
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Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die
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Sometimes in life you have to skip grabbing the bull by the horns and go straight for the balls!
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"Do you need some sun? you're looking fucking shady!!"
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You'll find out that messing with me is like masturbation, it sounds like a pretty good idea at first but once you get done you realize you just screwed yourself.
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You never know how creative your thought process is until you sit on a wet toilet seat trying to convince yourself that it is definitely something other than pee!!!
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Oh no you deleted me........ what are you gonna do next, call me a Meany at snack time?
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