I got in a fight one time with a really mean girl. She said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I told her she would be sorry. She said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well....you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

LOL...
 

Ding Dongless...
 

I met a French guy on holiday and he forced me to start drinking and smoking. Bloody Pierre Pressure. :|

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My hamster died from lack of exercise. He didn't have the wheel to live. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...g?t=1397182158

I surprised my girlfriend during sex the other day with a little move I like to call 'coming home early'.

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Could be a part of my unexplored side but....have always had a warm and fuzzy spot for nuns. :sparklyheart:

I walked up to reception in the hotel and said, "Sorry, but I forgot what room I'm in." "No problem, ma'am. This is called the lobby."

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I went to the zoo the other day, but all I saw was a dog in a cage. It was a shih tzu. :p

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on, the class was over.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...g?t=1397569201

Old aunts used to come up to me at family weddings, poking me in the ribs and telling me, "You're next!" They stopped after I began doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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