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gotoseagrl 05-18-2014 05:23 PM

Friends: Much Cheaper Than A Psychiatrist
 
This adorable pic from my bestest of besties.


http://www.evolutionstores.co.uk/Use...00/smpaa02.jpg

Leigh 05-18-2014 09:10 PM

texting someone new, and getting this back after sending my pic "to be honest with you I'm just not attracted to you" ~ I've heard that twice in two weeks but only this one via text, awesome huh?

GinaSofia 05-19-2014 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leigh (Post 910285)
texting someone new, and getting this back after sending my pic "to be honest with you I'm just not attracted to you" ~ I've heard that twice in two weeks but only this one via text, awesome huh?

NOT cool! just rude especially via text. You dodged a bullet.

Duchess 05-19-2014 01:41 AM

"Thank you so much. I cannot remember the last time I had such an utterly delightful evening, nor when I've enjoyed someone's company so much. Sweet dreams when they find you.":blush:

Northern_Lad 05-19-2014 09:59 AM

"Thanks so much for emailing me. I'm glad you did!".... The feeling is mutual :)

Trev 05-20-2014 10:06 PM

Best text today...
 
"YOU BASTARD, Sir" I do love terms of endearment lol

grenade 05-20-2014 10:15 PM

"fuck! I looked at the wrong date!"

Duchess 05-21-2014 01:38 AM

"You're a brave soul. It's my pleasure to lead you astray."

Candelion 05-21-2014 07:16 PM

"You're missed....Thought you should know...."

pajama 05-23-2014 06:17 AM

Well it's early in the day, so I may get something better, but this text made me smile and have happy tears. From my best friend (who also happens to be an ex) who is on vacation in the UK with her wonderful wife.

"I lit a candle in honor of you Mom at Rossalyn Chapel. That place was beautiful."

traumaqueen 05-23-2014 07:06 AM

"It's okay, I thought the socks deserved it."

- my girlfriend referring to my completely irrational anger and frustration with a pile of clothes on the floor, while getting ready for work at 3AM.

clay 05-23-2014 08:07 AM

"GM sweetheart!" "I miss having breakfast with you".....my honey had to fly home as her mom isn't doing well....this time is priceless for the both of them!

vagina 05-23-2014 10:58 AM

Hi gorgeous..

Breathless 05-24-2014 06:44 PM

sender : I wonder if we have to buy bottled water...
me: Lol.. Fuck it.. Just drink rum instead
sender: and beer


Bèsame* 05-24-2014 06:47 PM

I'm coming to San Antonio!

VintageFemme 05-24-2014 08:34 PM

Hello, I love you.

Canela 05-24-2014 10:21 PM

It was a picture of the cutest little blonde girl wearing a cowboy hat and a pretty white dress and playing a hot pink guitar (girl after my own heart) and the caption said she was "picking and singing". I just want to hug that little angel!

cricket26 05-25-2014 07:24 AM

last nite a text from my daughter said....
 
"hey mom! dont give joel osteen any money, k?"

i replied that i didnt...

she replied "good :)"


for some strange reason this made me laugh :)

SnackTime 05-26-2014 06:36 PM

I think I should tell you something...

grenade 05-26-2014 07:22 PM

me: (sends a pic message)

reply: wtf is that?

me: It's the redneck version of a human sushi platter.

reply: What is in the packets?

me: Ramen noodles. lol


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