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Passionaria 01-29-2010 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by friskyfemme (Post 40448)
Not every female can take very male. Different strokes!

Have you EVER heard a cucumber burp?

Um, not only have I not heard one burp, the thought had never crossed my mind. Thank you for the exposure? :groucho:

Have you ever been nibbled on by a fish? :shark:


Pashi :waitinggirl:

Spirit Dancer 01-29-2010 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Passionaria (Post 41139)

Um, not only have I not heard one burp, the thought had never crossed my mind. Thank you for the exposure? :groucho:

Have you ever been nibbled on by a fish? :shark:


Pashi :waitinggirl:
A fish bit me once

Why is the Planet addictive?

Passionaria 01-29-2010 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer (Post 41158)
A fish bit me once

Why is the Planet addictive?

Because children of all ages need their mother.............


Have you ever seen a rainbow cast by the full moon?

:cat: Pashi

Passionaria 02-01-2010 02:06 AM
:closetopic: OK yes I have seen one it was enthralling.

:deepthoughts: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

akiza 06-07-2017 12:16 AM
no it comes from the waterfall
why birds don't dance the polka?

Orema 06-18-2017 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by akiza (Post 1148158)
no it comes from the waterfall
why birds don't dance the polka?
Because they can't find a good accordian player.

When will pigs fly?

homoe 06-18-2017 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Orema (Post 1149942)
Because they can't find a good accordian player.

When will pigs fly?
When the price of airline tickets come down...

When will love arrive?

homoe 06-18-2017 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1149949)
When the price of airline tickets come down...

When will love arrive?
In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

Why do the birds go on singing?

Kätzchen 06-19-2017 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1150069)
In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

Why do the birds go on singing?
Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp* :eyebat:

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???

homoe 06-19-2017 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1150133)
Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp* :eyebat:

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???
Because I'm near.....................

Why do fools fall in love?

homoe 06-19-2017 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Orema (Post 1149942)
Because they can't find a good accordian player.

When will pigs fly?
This absolutely cracked me up to no end...........:rofl:

Kätzchen 06-19-2017 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1150168)
Because I'm near.....................

Why do fools fall in love?
ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,, :hk2:

"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've got the key to me.... "


What is your favorite form of transportation???

homoe 06-19-2017 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1150186)
ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,, :hk2:

"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've got the key to me.... "


What is your favorite form of transportation???
My broom (especially now with gas prices rising for summer driving)...................

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

indigo 06-19-2017 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1150249)
My broom (especially now with gas prices rising for summer driving)...................

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It depends on the size of the marmota monax and if he/she slept well the night before.

What would you do if you are about to hold a speech or lecture but it slippes you mind what it was all about?

homoe 06-20-2017 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted by indigo (Post 1150251)
It depends on the size of the marmota monax and if he/she slept well the night before.

What would you do if you are about to hold a speech or lecture but it slippes you mind what it was all about?
I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

Kätzchen 06-20-2017 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1150292)
I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

Why are there no 'B' batteries?
Bees lead an incredible life, not even knowing that they can't fly, so they simply fly anyway. It's possibly an allegory to draw upon that fact alone because AAA batteries are incredibly busy supplying power, thus sparing B batteries an lifetime of unexpected hardships.


Why do dance clubs close in the early hours of the morning???

homoe 06-21-2017 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1150331)
Bees lead an incredible life, not even knowing that they can't fly, so they simply fly anyway. It's possibly an allegory to draw upon that fact alone because AAA batteries are incredibly busy supplying power, thus sparing B batteries an lifetime of unexpected hardships.


Why do dance clubs close in the early hours of the morning???
Because they want to get to bed before the alarm goes off..................

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

Kätzchen 06-21-2017 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1150533)
Because they want to get to bed before the alarm goes off..................

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Oh, I think the blame wholly belongs to both the IRS, Wall Street, and Banking institutions: it's pretty taxing and has consistently confused people for ages. :blush:

Why is NAFTA called The North American Free Trade Agreement when there's nothing "free" about it at all???

Kätzchen 06-22-2017 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1150557)

Why is NAFTA called The North American Free Trade Agreement when there's nothing "free" about it at all???
It wasn't enough to be happy that Dark Side of the Moon made Pink Floyd bazillionaires, so handy bipartisan politicians created their own cash cow and called it Dark Side of the Sun.

What's the difference between Superman and Trampoline man???

Gentle Tiger 06-23-2017 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1150616)
It wasn't enough to be happy that Dark Side of the Moon made Pink Floyd bazillionaires, so handy bipartisan politicians created their own cash cow and called it Dark Side of the Sun.

What's the difference between Superman and Trampoline man???
Apparently the cape.

Why do the fur balls, also known as cats think I am their furniture?


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