What's up doc? Got a carrot? So if I have my two front teeth then what am I getting for x- mas?

*comes back in and plops down on my couch* I am home Honeys from my walk/jog. Hope everyone is doing good.

Welcome back Lillth Honey. How was your walk? How far do you go?

Thank you EB Honey. I did my mile and a half. I have decided that I need to not take a day off because I lost my groove, as it were. lol
How are you holding up for your 12 a.m. goal? And, well, if you already have your two front teeth, i would imagine that you can whatever else your heart wants.

Me????????????????

Get into the groove- Madonna. Lol

Hmmm, I'll have to think on that. :)

Very cute. :)

Honeys are in the House!! Whoop Whoop!! Raise the roof. :)

dances all around the room

Man it got that hot there. You are suppose to live in a cooler state lol.

Welcome Electrocell Honey, no that's just the truck. It was like 95. But the truck gets that hot. It wasn't good. Lol

Honey I'm home . Need to do laundry and water the garden (need to teach the cats to do this lol.)

Welcome home all the Honeys. *puts out a evening tray of tea, coffee, pastries,*

Any crumpets? What the heck is a crumpet?

They are thick girdle cakes, almost look like an english muffin. Ha! Maybe cause it is! Brilliant! And yes, there are if you want there to be.

No thank you Lillith Honey. I was being a wise ass as always. Lol

No it's not could give you a heat stroke.

Well I did start getting a headache and I wasn't sweating that much.

This is precisely why Cruel and I bought a black and white Pomeranian - Banjo. I completely believe that Banjo saved me from depression.

I was getting so depressed because every night I would come home and everyone else would be in bed. I know it mattered whether I came home or not, but it sure wasn't feeling that way.

Once we brought Banjo home it all changed. He waited for me to get home, he was excited, he wanted to play(and potty), and he is such a touchy-feely little guy that affection was shared. :gimmehug:

Always Honey- that made me laugh.
Jelli Honey- that was a sweet story. I understand.

Fun times! I love my kid and his besties! We just totally rocked Michael Jackson The Experience on the Wii! Hope all the Honeys are having an amazing night!

Good morning Honeys, coffee is on. I made my goal site of. I was up til 11:30. Now I'm going back to bed. See ya in a bit. :) have a wonderful day!!

Honey, Im home!!! I decided to take the day off and re-group. I may have to pay for it the rest of the week, but for today I just cant. I need down time! So, for today it is lots of paperwork, getting things organized and making a great dinner! Oh, and applications, I must go through applications and set up interviews this should be fun! Hope your day is going well.

Hey Miss Priss Honey. Welcome home. I just got in and im going to sit and relax on here for a bit. Paperwork huh? That stinks.

Yes, lots of it. I think I may need to hire a secretary now that I am taking everything on. The chances of someone falling right into place and doing it just as I would do it are very slim though, and I really have no time to train. I need to brainstorm..Help Me!! LOL

You need me! I will streamline & organize you to death :)


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That would be great!! I need 237 bond files organized ASAP and they are very poor files they need alot more info than what they have! Up for calling all these ppl? Do you have a strong voice and a give me no shit attitude? If so get here fast! LOL

I argue with insurance companies all day. My boss calls me the "A/R Queen" because my success rate is so high. I have found that people respond to self-assurance and civility. I believe that one should remain nice but adamant, until that is not effective, then you bring out the iron will.

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These ppl are drug dealers and such. They are on bond, the majority of them know nothing of civility and usually do not respond to it at all. LOL

Then perhaps charm?

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As most of them are men, sure. Womanly charm is a very useful tool.

It can be quite effective. Especially with that Southern drawl.

;)

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Yes that is also a plus. The easiest arrest I ever made in my life was a guy from Indiana. He beat up 2 of the guys, I pulled my gun and said " Im bout to put a bullet in your ass" . He said just put the gun away and keep talking lil momma. It was pretty funny!

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Everytime I read this title I think it says HORNY I'm home ! Haha

Maybe EB's next headline will be Honey Im Horny!

Honey I'm horny, I mean homo no I mean home. Sheesh. What did I miss?

Well, you missed me of course!

Honey I don't know who I am. Will you come and play with me and help me figure out who I am?

Your still trying to catch me drinking something so you can shock me with your words so soda comes out my nose. Lmao. Anyone else want to try?