YSAK it's not that abnormal to pee when you sneeze. Don't start feeling old.

I don't do it, but I tend to think femmes work the necessary muscles to control those things a little more than butches do. :|

YSK:

We played baseball until the street lights came on last night.

My team lost. lol

We put Mama in the kids wagon and ran her around the bases. She laughed!

We played in the garden hose, too.

We made ice cream and had grilled hotdogs and hamburgers.

It's good that we did all that, she is bleeding today and is now getting a colonoscopy and a ct scan.

I am asking for prayers for swiftness and care for her.

Hang in there Breezy! I know it has to be rough...try to keep looking forward...rely on your friends and family for help and support...you're not alone... Big Hugs
BK

Thank you, bk. We are doing our best. I just keep telling myself one day at a time. In fact one minute at a time some days. I am just so glad we had fun last night. I am happy she met her youngest great grand child, too. I appreciate your kindness and the hug. Hugs back.

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To my 17 yr old daughter, Mercedes:

YSK... I appreciate the fact that you finally decided to pitch in and clean around here to surprise me, and I know that you were just "helping."

But it's not really helpful........ to 'stack' ..... all of the pastel paintings I have been working on. Yes, they were stacked neatly! :) Thank you.

I know, you were trying to organize... straighten up... make my art room a little neater. I also know you have Asperger's. I know you don't really get it. And I know you are sorry. Which is why I came to post this here, and not yell at you.

I'll just give them away as paintings of... clouds? *sigh*

~Love

"Boy Mommy"

YSK that I feel your pain. As an artist and a mother, I get your frustration.

YSAK I think you are a fantastic Boy Mommy for venting here instead of at her.

YSK this:

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YSK I do not like peanut butter.

YSK I much prefer sea salt.

YSK I will put pepper on almost anything.

YSK Limes make things better. I lime my chips, my salsa, my salads, my tacos, and my drinks. It never disappoints me.

YSK I'm hungry. Hence the above four statements.

YSK: I just figured out how to make my favorite Indian snack on the stovetop. I can now live on pizza and popadams forever!

YSK I'm packing for a vacation!

YSK I usually start 4-8 days before I leave.

YSK my suitcase is going to be heavy!!

YSK:

I desire a vacation in Ptown with a lovely friend.

My daughter is attempting to teach me to knit. I am not good at it so far, lol.

YSK that I am also a terrible knitter, but it's still fun. I can't get past the 2nd row most of the time. We used to knit a lot at work, so it's OK that I never got anything done.

YSK that I am hungry. And that I have apples.

YSK that now I'm looking at little apple pies, thinking, we need an oven at work.

YSK Pinterest is evil.

YSK:

Work is crazy this week!

I am awaiting Mama's doctor to call about her test results.

I don't know which is more tedious, the work or the waiting. lol.

I feel more free everyday.

I am definitely on a house search. The one I liked, I found a few issues.

YSK they charge extra for bags over 50 lbs

YSK I'm crazy about her !!!!

YSK that I have learned a lot from this thread this morning:

I am hungry as hell now.
I am glad I use a carry on.
I need a vacation... maybe Ptown.

YSK that IDK where Ptown is!
YSK I found the best sweet corn on the cob sold off the back of a truck yesterday
YSK I can't wait to go to the farmer's market or a U-Pick-Em farm this weekend.

YSK that I like getting facials and pedicures, just not alone.

YSK,

It sounds like you have your priorities in the correct order to me.

YSK that is what your assistant is for, right? Pesky, work-related tasks?

YSK I KNOW! GEEEEEEZ!
YSK - and SheShouldKnow (SSK) - I've never seen you write that about someone in a public forum before.
SSK you're not just crazy, you're freaking gaga about her.
YSK I'd probably want to puke if I didn't know exactly how you feel. :)

to the coworker that I spoke with on the phone today

YSK: the knocking sound you heard while we were on the phone was me hitting my head against the desk...as I always seem to do when trying to remain calm while dealing with stupidity. you... :censor:

YSK that I am outside grilling if you want to come over...

YSK I had a really good surprise interview this morning. Unlike the other folks, I should actually know something by Friday.

YSK that juicing is awesome! I don't know if I'm losing weight, but I'm not hungry.

YSK I don't care how much fat walnuts have. They're yummy.

YSK I am willing to take some big risks in the short term to gain some big rewards in the long term.

YSK some things are worth the effort and the uncertainty.

YSK that I am exhausted right now but I don't regret staying up late.

YSAK that you may be the death of me.

YSK that after I bought my dinner at Jamba Juice today, I realized I already made plans for Thai food for dinner. LOL

So, YSK I'm having 2 dinners!

YSK that Odey let me pick him up and cuddle him today...and that Gracie aka special kitty loves it up big on Snack regularly now.

YSK that happy, cuddly kittehs make me smile.

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I sing in the shower... loudly.

YSK I am already having anxiety about forgetting something, and I haven't even finished packing yet!

YSK I am awesome! I am in charge of my own destiny, and I'm going places.

YSK I'm waiting on the phone to ring... again. It's not supposed to ring until tomorrow, but we shall see...

Ysk: That yes I'm as honest as I sound.
Ysk: That yes I have a kind soul.
Ysk: That yes I've been single for too long.
Ysk: That I'm a giver not a taker. It would take a special person to change my ways.
Ysk: That I miss my dog.
Ysk: That I'm really thankful for al the support I got on BFP.

YSK
 

That even though I love you with all my heart, you poop way too much!