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neither!

Wyr read Shakespeare Sonnet 116 or Sonnet 147 right now?

Ummm not sure

WYR read a fiction or a sci fi novel?

Fiction.

Wyr have a strawberry shortcake or a brownie?

Brownie IF it has glaze and nuts, if not Shortcake please


WYR hail a Taxi or use the Uber app?

Have never used uber; barely know what an "app" is.

Wyr drive or be driven

Drive.

wyr be the one explaining or the one being explained to?

Explained to.....I already know that other stuff.

Wyr have dental implants or a bridge

dental implants

wyr have a deep tissue massage or a hot bath...

massage.
a bath to me, is like soaking in your own dirt.

wyr eat sweet or sour pickles?

Sour pickles all the way!!! :drool:

WYR eat something sweet or salty (right now)?

Sweet. Craving chocolate chip cookies. :)

WYR wear shoes with socks or without?

With socks (or those socks you can't see, anyway). Otherwise it gets pretty gross. :D

WYR wear this tank

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...0,190,246_.jpg

or this one?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...0,190,246_.jpg

Lol, I agree on the socks.

I would rather wear the kitten tank. Cute.

Would you rather wear bell bottoms or tight-rolled stone washed jeans?

Bell bottoms...I love the 70s. :)

WYR be stuck in an elevator with someone who brags a lot or someone who whines a lot?

Hmm...I guess brags a lot.

WYR get stuck in an elevator with someone who is continuously smacking on food or someone has uncontrollable flatulence.

Smacking on food

WYR get stuck in an elevator with someone with body odor or bad breathe:|?

Yikes.
B.O.

wyr eat raw onions all day or nothing at all?

nothing at all

WRY stub your toe or hit your finger with a hammer:seeingstars:

toe.

wyr have really long fingernails or toenails?

Toenails! LOL

WYR get a manicure or have your teeth pulled?

Manicure....don't knock it till you've tried it.

Wyr cut your toenails or keep darning your socks.

Ummm ewwwwwwww! Cut my toenails

WYR bungee jump or parasail

Parasail...kinda sounds safer

Wyr wear clam diggers or pedal pushers.

clam diggers.


wyr have a really hard name to pronounce or a name like dick whitehead.

Hard name but some yokel would probably make a joke out of it anyway.

Wyr arrange your canned food in alphabetical order or in order of size

Size, large in back, small in front.:blink:

WYR...BBQ or fry your steak

Bbq....there's not a whole lot that I fry.

Wyr eat fruit or fries and gravy after midnight.

I don't eat after 8pm, but I would say fruit probably.

WYR go to Church or sleep in late

sleep in late.

wyr eat beef or chicken?

beef, altho I'm starting to cut down on meat altogether.

wyr be lectured on not wearing a bike helmet or not wearing a boating vest.

boat vest.
but I don't boat so it wouldn't matter much.

wyr wear a sun shade or be burnt to a crisp?

gosh that's a tough one...can I skip it for now and think about it?

wyr have lunch or be drawn and quartered?

Lunch please I don't feel like being pulled apart today!

WYR have lunch with the Queen or the Princess?

Queen...I doubt the princess eats much.

Wyr have dentures or implants?

implants

WYR have a meal of grilled chicken or beef?

I think I've answered this question about a hundred time....still, beef

Wyr have a lover or a 50 inch tv.

BAHAHAHAHA this is a tough one cuz I like both a lover and a nice big TV

WYR have a small TV or 2 lovers?

hell I'd be thrilled to just have one:awww:

WYR sit at home with someone special listening to music or go out to a concert by yourself?:grandpiano:

At home with someone special listening to music

WYR hang out with your best friend or be alone on the weekend?