Just watched "Bridesmaids". I laughed lots.

This made me laugh: (I'm visiting my dad and just did a load of laundry)

Me: Dad, do you iron your flannel shirts?
Dad: I don't know.

What made me smile today….
 

I was washing dishes and noticed approximately twenty birds hanging out near the bird feeders. They were perched on the branches looking at me. The bird feeders were empty and they were giving me the "hairy eyeball" for more food.

I went outside and filled up the feeders, they did not move, they just waited till I was finish filling up the feeders and proceeded to fill up their little bellies.

I love them and they make me smile.

Simply put, He did... all day long.

a joke told by a resident...
 

Waking up just in time to say goodnight to her....

A friends request from a beautiful femme-sister :flowers:

Waking up to warmer weather ...
making plans for a "meet n greet" lunch date Sunday

Feeling well enough to play in a poker tourney tomorrow!!

:)

Caramel Mocha with extra caramel and a triple chocolate cookie...

Heaven..:waitinggirl:

A state of grace and acceptance that I'm a lousy cook and I should just stop trying.

Ms. Wings , thank you very much for your kind help!!!!

Cooking dinner with my daughter tonight... aprons and all!!!

The guy who replaced my cracked windshield gave me a discount on the deductible and threw in a new set of wipers. I don't want to date him but he was a nice guy.

Hot cocoa ...warm fireplaces and common connections...

I asked a friend what fantasy creature he could see me as and he answered "A magic, pink, shimmering and sparkly mermaid that drowns assholes and has several pet leopard sharks <3"