Safe condo, I'm terrified of fire.

Wyr feed squirrels or pigeons?

Both.

Wyr eat hotdogs or soydogs?

Neither, but soy if I were forced.

Wyr eat fried tofu or steamed tofu?

Steamed

Would you rather go on a hot air balloon ride or for a spin in a helicopter?

Hot air balloon.

Would you rather ride a horse or a camel?

horse.

wyr eat sweet or white potatoes?

white potatoes.

Would you rather clean a litterbox or a human toilet?

A human toilet.

Wyr eat chocolate or gummies?

In light of the previous question, gummies.

Would you rather use tissues with or without a lotion coating?

Without. (there is a funny story that goes along with that answer..however, I digress)

Would you rather play an Olympic sport or be a professor at a college?

Without unless I'm really sick.

Wyr collect too many plastic bags or too many toilet paper rolls?

Plastic bags

WYR collect sea shells or sea weed?

Sea shells.

Wyr collect coins or stamps?

stamps.

wyr collect rocks or bottle caps?

rocks. lol

WYR collect barbies or model trains?

trains.
I'm anti barbie.

wyr wear red or pink?

red...although I'm not really into red, either.

WYR write a letter by hand or by computer?

hand.
snail mail, please.

wyr work at the usps or ups?

Candle stick maker.

Wyr make pizzas or deliver them?

make.

wyr wear white jeans or acid wash ?

white jeans

Would you rather play the guitar or the cello?

Cello....tho Classical guitar might be just as good....or Flamenco.

Wyr have a big dog or a tiny one?

Big dog

Wyr have a siamese cat or a sphynx?

Siamese

WYR live in Rome or Paris?

Rome

WYR live in Alaska or Hawaii?

Maui Wowie, Baby!

WYR buy spices in Morocco or Turkey?

Morocco

WYR drink chocolate milk or strawberry milk?

Chocolate milk.

Wyr drink almond milk or coconut milk?

almond milk

WYR have a moustache or a beard? :cheesy:

Mustache for sure!

WYR have hairy leg or hairy armpits?

Pits. But I like most body hair....I'm not convinced removing body hair is all that healthy or even sexy.

Wry. Get a great haircut or buy a terrific fitting pair of jeans.

fitting jeans.

wyr watch a thriller or a romance movie?

Thriller

Would you rather have bad breath (smelling like rotten eggs) for the rest of your life or have to stay indoors for the rest of your life?

*lol*......i'll opt for the stinky breath (could be an asset in some situations)

Would you rather have 3 arms or 4 legs?

3 arms

wyr wear a baseball cap or cowboy hat?

cowboy hat

would you rather wear red or blue?

Red.

Wyr be sick in winter or sick in summer?

winter.

wyr eat fresh cherries or frozen blueberries?

Fresh cherries.

Wyr eat raisins or dates?