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Yikes! But, 'cept I'd help you hide from the law if you kicked Rush Limbaugh in the nuts! |
... ~*Zen for tonight *~ ...
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Ever wonder why the phrase " I mean no disrespect..." is always followed by some form of disrespect? Or the phrase " respectfully speaking..." rarely is ?
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They're allowing me one conjugal visit a month here at the Georgia State Pen
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I love this site :)
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/ Along with www.retailhellunderground.com and http://notalwaysright.com :hamactor: |
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WTF!!
Guy cut me off in traffic on I-430 in Little Rock this morning. I honked... He slowed down got next to me, rolled down his window and threw a cup of coffee and a donut on my hood!! WTF!! Get this, R.E.M.'s "The End of the World As We Know It" was on the radio at the time... Lol! Gotta luv it!
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Maxie does that on occasion and I melt right where I stand. The nerve of that cat. |
Good afternoon everyone!! Its hot here in NJ today have class tonight but oh so tired from boring internship,its kicking my butt and trying to work out at the same time is no small task!!
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I know! I was gonna say that too!
I love baby kitties - they're so precious! Hi Gemme, Nj (heh! DIVAs here now- Hi!).... In other news,,,,, oh my stars, you'd think I was the one that got her eye's dilated (like DIVA, the other day) I'm blind as a bat today (Can't hardly see to type) My retinas are damaged... |
I :heartbeat: cheap pizza. :eyebat:
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does anyone of you know how to make the font size larger (dpi) stuff??? (((( hi )))))) well, for beaven s sakes, LOL, mhy fingers dont wanna work either.. ps/ would love some pizza but I sorta wanna have ice cream instead |
OK, I watched this before going to bed lastnight.. Had nightmares about being chased by big brother and being caught by the thought police.. lol Great movie! 1984 starring Peter Cushing as Winston Smith..
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well, fuck!
here's what I want....
*hehe* at least I can see it ( I spy my friends rav, chef and tansman down there!) http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1uvostpA5Z...0/IMG_8404.JPG |
OMG.. that's a big picture of yummies..
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http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/...ot-fingers.jpg I'm such a shit, ain't I? |
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That was hateful, Tree Frog. :eyebat: |
All people with blue eyes have one common ancestor...
People with blue eyes have a single, common ancestor, according to new research.
A team of scientists has tracked down a genetic mutation that leads to blue eyes. The mutation occurred between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago. Before then, there were no blue eyes. "Originally, we all had brown eyes," said Hans Eiberg from the Department of Cellular and Molecular Medicine at the University of Copenhagen... http://www.livescience.com/health/080131-blue-eyes.html |
My best buddy, April, is now working at the same place I am!!!! Now work is much more interesting.
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I fail to remember that sometimes the only one I amuse is myself. (I think it's genetic). |
I realize I have my share of struggles and obstacles to overcome, demons to face, and daily annoyances that I try to deal with gracefully. But sometimes I'm just struck by the beauty of life and the blessings that are constantly showered down on me.
I'd like to just take a quick second to roll around in the gifts that abound like family and friends and loved ones, furry critters, an immensely curious disposition that constantly leads me on crazy adventures and this odd life I've created. I am thankful. |
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I've always known I was a mutant. And now there's scientific proof explaining some of my superpowers! Muah-ha-ha.
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Does anyone remember last Saturday I said I drove 60 miles for a picnic and when I got there the bottom fell out of the sky and it poured rain?
Welllllll..............the KFC's with a buffet are few and far between around here. Drove 30 miles to have supper at the KFC buffet. Drove into a thunderstorm on the way and when I got there..........the power was out on that whole side of the road. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! So I didn't get KFC after all. Shakin my head I must not be living right or something. |
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I hate the one day a week I have to go in at 8 am. I get up at 6 and already feel like half the day is gone. Puts me in a funk all day.
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Damn, I bet that is going to leave a mark. However, it was good pasta salad.
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Overheard on the phone: "I am de-crapping"
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Did I mention I really, really love giraffes?
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Yes, I am a nerd.. lol
Here is a lecture by Donald Johanson regarding his and our relationship to Lucy.. Loved it.. I would LOVE to be able to visit the Great Rift Valley sometime.. Until then, will hunt the interwebz for more great lectures and papers regarding this and paleoanthropology in general.. |
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