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Enchantress 04-26-2010 08:06 AM
Somehow I have managed to bite my tongue. It is now swollen and I talk funny.

That is all. Oh yes and I despise Mercury in retrograde. Carry on.

WILDCAT 04-26-2010 08:32 AM
Hmmm...
 
Martha Stewart just actually TRULY scared me on her morning show here with her comment "ALWAYS keep hand clippers on you" while walking about her yard pruning trees and such.

Just can't quite explain it... :praying: (It was the "visual CUT" I think that did it!)

(And no, I don't follow her show normally, just channel surfed to it...)

leatherfaery 04-26-2010 08:32 AM
the feeling
 
Somehow writing affirmations seemed to work. I feel much better about life's annoyances overall.

Gemme 04-26-2010 12:31 PM
The dogs forced their way into the bathroom with me this morning.

It's too early for an audience, babies. :blink:

Mitmo01 04-26-2010 12:42 PM
hahhaahahha you cannot keep our cats outta the bathroom...for even if you shut the door, they are right there scratching at it to get in......it always makes me laugh...

they must think that some exciting things go on in that place lol

Gemme 04-26-2010 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mitmo01 (Post 92557)
hahhaahahha you cannot keep our cats outta the bathroom...for even if you shut the door, they are right there scratching at it to get in......it always makes me laugh...

they must think that some exciting things go on in that place lol
They're searching for the biiiig litter box, I bet. :blink:

UofMfan 04-26-2010 01:09 PM
I woke up at 4:00 a.m. to the realization that I had no electricity, it turned out that most of my neighborhood didn't have electricity.

I despise cold showers, but after taking one I went to work. Thankfully I got my power back on a little while ago.

Oh, and I had promised to wake someone up in the States but without electricity I was also out of my US phone. So I made an international long distance call to keep my word.

Mercury, how much longer?

Leigh 04-26-2010 02:03 PM
Well I went out today to get a criminal record check done for My new job, and had to fill out an application form to get it done. I paid the fee, gave them My ID and went to fill out the form and of course (inserting grumble here) had to deal with those lovely boxes ~ "Male" and "Female". Of course I had no choice but to check off female, not that I wanted to, but I kind of had to. My insides were screaming out, asking why just because I have tits and a hole between My legs do I have to check a box that I do NOT fit into? :annoyed:

Jet 04-26-2010 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Braedon (Post 92661)
. just because I have tits and a hole between My legs do I have to check a box
:annoyed:
I know it's a drag, but the way you put this is too damn funny.

Andrew, Jr. 04-26-2010 02:14 PM

Today on the news I heard that the CDC announced that 3 out of 5 Americans had 1 of 3 chronic illnesses. They are high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and diabetes. All of these are causing more people to have heart disease. This is from their latest study on obesity in America.

Braedon,

Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!

SuperFemme 04-26-2010 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 92594)
I woke up at 4:00 a.m. to the realization that I had no electricity, it turned out that most of my neighborhood didn't have electricity.

I despise cold showers, but after taking one I went to work. Thankfully I got my power back on a little while ago.

Oh, and I had promised to wake someone up in the States but without electricity I was also out of my US phone. So I made an international long distance call to keep my word.

Mercury, how much longer?
The Universe gave you the cold shower you deserve.

A priest told me. :grandpiano:

Butterbean 04-26-2010 02:23 PM
I missed the Census by a day. That means they are coming. My intention is to register Blossom as a 4 year old human being'

In 100 years some family member is going to be reviewing those records (like I do now) and wonder about the mystery of the lost child. lmao








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Queerasfck 04-26-2010 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Butterbean (Post 92686)
I missed the Census by a day. That means they are coming. My intention is to register Blossom as a 4 year old human being'

In 100 years some family member is going to be reviewing those records (like I do now) and wonder about the mystery of the lost child. lmao



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O, what a great idea!!!! I love it!

Leigh 04-26-2010 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet
I know it's a drag, but the way you put this is too damn funny.
Haha I have no idea where that came from but after I posted it I had a good laugh over it :lol2:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr.
Braedon,

Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!
I didn't think to leave it blank but unfortunately there was no other box, so I checked one just to humor them :eyebrow:

Corkey 04-26-2010 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 92725)
I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure.


Can anyone tell I'm trying to avoid a work project today that involves Natural Casing Braunschweiger and how to describe it in an appealing way?
it pops then squishes in yer mouth!

I like braunschweiger, just not in casings eeewwwww it's a texture thing.

Leigh 04-26-2010 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by June
I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure.

I'm sure it is a palace of pleasure for you June, and thats fantastic :cheer:

Unfortunately for Me, its not :(

Jet 04-26-2010 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 92725)
I like to call "That hole between my legs" The Palace of Pleasure
hahahahaha

Julien 04-26-2010 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr. (Post 92675)


Do what I do when filling out those boxes, use the box that is labeled as other, or unspecified. You also can piss them off and leave it blank. That always gets me an interview. Good luck Buddy!
Nicely done. That particular question always causes me to pause and think about it. :glasses:

Leigh 04-26-2010 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graphiteta2s
Nicely done. That particular question always causes me to pause and think about it. :glasses:

I think about that all the time, and often wonder why we have to be stuffed into a box like that? Stuff to ponder for sure :thinking:


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