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Do not follow your head - follow your heart.
The heart is love's domain, the head is just there to complicate things. |
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-Tony, from me space.. lol |
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You listen to what the heart is saying, but the head makes all the important desisions.. |
DO NOT ask me to choose between Mine and you.
They will always win out. |
Do not expect me to be an insta father for your kid(s).. Not my place, never will be.
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And besides, sometimes my vagine tries to trick me by dressing up in a heart-suit. Fortunately my vagine does not own a head-suit. Such trickery! |
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Uh huh.. See the way I figure it.. the heart is all about the coulor red.. It's got a real heart on for it.. So.. It doesn't pay attention to the red flags.. It thinks they are cute.. |
Don't name drop your ex's :|
NOT attractive and I'll see you as a douch and pretty lame. In fact, name dropping is totally lame anyway. I don't want to know who you've played with or who you are fucking or have fucked.. Lame. |
DO NOT tell me how my gender appearance should be...
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Do not have a 'remember when' moment...then be adamant they should remember. :readfineprint: Chances are, the 'remember when' was from your previous relationship. :| :daywalker: |
never let anyone put lipstick on the crotch of you jeans even if they were just goofing off.. then dont walk arond the bar like that the rest of the eve..and when ya get home.. might not be wise to ask her if she knows how to get lipstick out of jeans. toss um!! unless you like your jeans more then your g/f.
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If you are in a monogamous relationship, DO NOT allow anyone's lips near your crotch..
If you did, please disclose all info to the other person so everyone is on the same page. AKA don't lie. |
just the crotch?
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DO NOT fall for the whole hey my friend spending the night and she has to sleep in our bed with me cause she can't drive another ten minutes (sober) while I am out of town.
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Don't smoke your partner's last cigarette leaving your partner without one for the morning
I Also Don't Advise Talking Before Coffee, Dylan |
DO NOT take the last of my Hawaiian Kona Coffee without offering to share!!
Never push my buttons then expect me to be Marry Poppins or June Cleaver. I have a Ziggy Panic Button, Watchout Warning Button, and a Nuclear Meltdown Button. None of which have an Instant Shut Off Valve when someone intentionally pushes my buttons to get a rise outa me or to just get attention. DO NOT tell me you are currently single and that you have only had one girl friend in the past 6 years... then I "find" your marriage license (to a different girl 2 years ago) online and when confronted you say "I left her 2 months after we got hitched and I forgot about her. I only married her because she needed a green card." NEVER neglect to do a back ground check if something doesn't feel just right... it doesn't hurt to protect yourself from scumbags and con artists. DO NOT paint my Craftsmen Tools pink just so you can tell my set from yours. Never allow your mother to snoop around and open my Route 66 box ("just because it was laying there and she was curious what kind of boots you like").... trust me, the shock will kill her. |
don't make me snuggle all night after hot sex.
i need space. |
Do Not...I repeat...DO NOT drink my last diet coke! I don't care that you are thirsty, or that you are going to the store in 1/2 hour. Don't do it!
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