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"You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good."
"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." "Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." "I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before." |
I'm not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what a idiot you are being
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I can name 6 great kings who have brought people immense happiness..... DRIN-KING..... ..FUC-KING.... . LIC-KING.....SUC-KING.... SPAN-KING...&. .. WAN-KING!!!
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Feeling a bit Snarky today
Looks like your 5 squares short of a Bingo
Gas, Ass or Grass no one rides for free Don't write a check with your mouth, that your ass can't cover |
Oh look a thread made just for me......
because.... When I check out, if spent shell casings aren't littered around my feet, I didn't check out right.
We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked. :jester: Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90). Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view. Wine is the answer. I don't remember the question. If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague. |
Sometimes, you just have to choose between a sarcastic smile or a middle finger. Today, I choose both! At the same time!
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Why yes...... yes I do piss glitter and shit rainbows. Thanks for asking!
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Thanks for the laugh
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You would look so much better with some duct tape over your mouth...
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According to WebMD, my symptoms mean I died 3 years ago
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Here, put these floaties on your ankles ..
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On a conference call yesterday...
Moderator to new caller: So how's the world treating you? Caller: The world's been great...some of the people on it are pissing me off though. |
I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest dammit! KNEES TO CHEST!
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My life is so exciting I could shit pink Twinkies...
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Out of all the dinosaurs in the world to go extinct, Barney HAD to be the last one?
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Because I am sweetness & light.... http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...ic/sarcasm.jpg Merry Hanukkah, Diwali, Kwanzaa & Christmas. |
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"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...
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