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Mister Bent 04-16-2011 12:52 PM

what's not for dinner
 

it was there, now gone
chicken waiting to be soup
damn you hungry boys


Diva 04-16-2011 03:52 PM

No one calls Diva
Except Julie and Sissy......
many others, too....

:giggle:




Tommi 04-16-2011 04:27 PM

Tis the season
 
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque....1270011537.jpg


Yellow peeps and me
You know how much I love thee
NO Don't follow me

Queerasfck 04-30-2011 07:28 PM

eat a peach
 
pussy with hair so fine
or pussy shaved neat just as divine
sweet lips no teeth please

Diva 04-30-2011 10:12 PM

Really neat surprise:
I will reveal it Sunday!
Oh my! TOMORROW!



violaine 05-01-2011 10:41 AM

going here because i cannot seem to forking find the original haiku thread
 
headlamps on sprinklers

a bird parks on warm concrete

boxcars in the air

dixie 05-15-2011 07:46 PM

This just kinda seemed to fit here... :)

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...mind-blown.jpg

Diva 05-16-2011 10:47 PM

Osama had porn....
Creepy masturbator, yes?
His three wives agree.




Fancy 05-18-2011 08:20 PM

Rain drops scold laughter
Streams crest over vacant fields
Farmers in life vests

Mister Bent 05-18-2011 08:37 PM


Nursery rhyme says
April showers, May does too
I just say, fuck you


Diva 05-18-2011 08:40 PM

Lies by omission;
I should have seen the red flags.
I almost believed.




Queerasfck 05-18-2011 08:41 PM

May is sunny here
You are in the wrong state jerk
doppler is your friend


Diva 05-18-2011 08:43 PM

Give me paint brushes,
Lots of paint and canvases....
That makes me happy!



violaine 05-18-2011 08:44 PM

we could use the rain
florida is far too dry
sending you some sun!

Fancy 05-23-2011 06:34 AM

Dancing in my seat
coffee brings boisterous morn
grouchy people cringe

Ms. Meander 05-23-2011 06:57 AM

My words have meaning
rarely heard or acknowledged
Listen with your heart

Tommi 05-23-2011 07:04 AM

Pride Parade Day
 
Here use my sunscreen
No Thanks I am in the shade

Now wincing a smile


Ms. Meander 05-31-2011 11:28 AM

Dignity
 
I am a number
Nothing more to you, your job
That smile betrays you

My future depends
On this interaction so
Save your platitudes

Fancy 05-31-2011 12:28 PM

red and blue collide
debate that which simply is
give me my damn rights

Nina 06-06-2011 06:33 AM

dawn's darkness fades
first morning tweets sneak in
through open windows

Tommi 06-06-2011 06:55 AM

Morning
 
Along water's edge
Toes waiting to take a swim
Come on, come on in

Fancy 06-06-2011 08:09 AM

Sunburn itch frenzy
Driving me out of my mind
itch itch rub scratch rub

Diva 06-06-2011 08:54 AM

My room is reserved....
Even my gown is ready!
Cabaret? Or ball?



SoNotHer 01-20-2012 11:53 PM

Time for thread bumping,
and letting bad poetry
rule is beyond cool.

Hollylane 01-20-2012 11:57 PM



It wasn’t too hard
Seeing he was a jerkoff
So I lost number

Hollylane 01-21-2012 12:45 PM

Inspired by the Roommate's day...
 


Went to work today
Fucked off a lot, still got paid
Boss can kiss my ass

Ms. Meander 01-22-2012 06:28 AM

Toilet Trauma
 
3 a.m. wet seat
I find intolerable
New rule: all men sit

Hollylane 01-22-2012 12:19 PM



Got a text early
Without a damn “Good Morning”
They can fucking wait.

scootebaby 01-22-2012 12:48 PM

early morning calls
sexy thoughts crossing the line
all day long,smiles

scootebaby 01-22-2012 03:09 PM

getting in spirit it was actually meant! :)
 
late night all night long
neighbors blaring music loud
shut the fuck up please

Hollylane 01-23-2012 01:13 AM



Two favorites lost
Two teams off to Superbowl
Glad I didn’t bet

:|

Ms. Meander 01-23-2012 05:23 AM

Addiction be damned
A higher purpose at hand
It's time to evolve

WomenMoveMe 01-23-2012 05:53 AM

Why does it matter
when it never has before
make up your mind please

scootebaby 01-23-2012 06:58 AM

early morning rise
sun peeking thru the windows
too freakin' early

Hollylane 01-23-2012 11:05 AM



Monday has arrived
With certain expectations
Wish I could stay home

chai~ 01-26-2012 06:05 PM

kiss my ass you said
pick a place cuz you're all ass
I blow you a kiss

chai~ 01-26-2012 06:07 PM

dear f*cking neighbor
bout time the cops arrived there
nice and quiet now

Hollylane 01-26-2012 11:25 PM



You told me a lot
Asking little about me
What a huge windbag.

kannon 01-26-2012 11:33 PM

mind your P's and Q's
means mind your pints and quarts
you damn sot, you.

Hollylane 01-26-2012 11:43 PM

Not to anyone on this site...Disclaimer...
 


You don’t like my team
You don’t like my politics
Why are we talking?


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