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I can joke about these, just because...
Q: Why do Kansas students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First! Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Kansas burned down? A: Almost took out the whole trailer park. Q: Why do folks from Kansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? A: 17 and under are not admitted. Ks- :wtf: |
My mood ring was stolen last night.
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...psdd5a3e5e.jpg I'm not sure how I feel about that. |
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Knock Knock!
Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I knew you were a nut! |
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What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
(Arrrrrgyle!) |
What do you call a country where all the cars are pink?
A pink carnation. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ps0bd32d52.png |
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Ok pirate lovers ... :)
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
(Because he was standing on the deck!) What do you call a pirate that skips class? (Captain Hooky!) Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? (Because they spend years at C!) How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg? (An arm and a leg!) |
You might be from Kansas...
Traffic congestion is ten cars waiting to pass a combine on the highway.
OR: You have to travel 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall AND THERE IS THIS: You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water. Kansas :) |
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What do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
(A hot-diggity-dog!) What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? (A carrot!) What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? (A walkie-talkie!) |
Six Pack!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
I was reading a book on anti-gravity, I got to admit it was pretty hard to put down. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ? How do you make an egg roll? You push it. :) |
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What gives you the power and strength to walk through walls?
(A door!) What did the inventor of the door-knocker win? (The no-bell prize!) |
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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeņo business. |
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look grandpa, no hands! |
Actual signs...
In a veterinarian's office: "Back in 15 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car." Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques." :giggle: |
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What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs. |
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