"and don't worry ... three critters in the lasagna"

"... I've been distracted all day..."

I love you

Talking about the cold weather and what I was wearing at said time, was told to " put on some damn clothes"

LMFAO

I found my phone!!!! Now I can get texts again! !

12:59 am her - i was hoping you would help me with some grammar

01:27 am her - hello are you awake?

02:08 am her - is it who's on first or whose on first

07:26 am me - it is me who's going to misplace your phone next time i see you



and then we laughed and laughed :3butch::4femme:

"You ain't seen nothin' yet, country boy"

re: Duck Dynasty to become a musical
 

Good Lord rednecks in a musical!

11:28 pm her - i'm grumpy, have to work 5 hours tomorrow

12:05 am her - don't you care?

12:48 am her - it takes me a half an hour to get to work! i don't get paid for that!

1:05 am her - guess i should get some sleep, love you good night

6:28 am me - pleased no one texts you in the middle of the night and wakes you, love you back

He called me Babe... doesn't mean anything but it was very pleasant just the same.

It's been a while. (f)

Priorities, of course...
 

"Those things would all be nice...but all i need is You. Wait a second...big bathtub?"

2:34 pm. her - almost had a threesome last night

2:37 pm. me - almost?

2:39 pm. her - yeah, just missing two other people

soap-a-dope.
 

But I really could!!!!

5:27 pm (her) - i'm running out of ways to invite you to come see me

5:29 pm (me) - you have never invited me

5:35 pm (her) - ooops, wrong person

(Me: I keep reading the card you gave me)
(Them: Why)
(Me: it's comforting)

Them: Comforting is a good thing. Stability of the heart and Soul.

Me:.....lucky for me.


Franky: I know, I know, little Irish girl.


Me: Don't call me little, limpdick.

Franky: Shhhhhhh...

Her dude! Wake the fuck up, I need a ride to walmart.

Me:what do I get out of it

Her: a big kiss and some candy

Me:be there in 20

Her: you big sucker

6:46 pm (her) - guess what i did today?

7:05 pm (me) - was whatever you were doing legal?

7:06 pm (her) - whaaaat?!

7:08 pm (her) - wanted to let you know i went diving today with full make up on.

7:15 pm (me) - do you look like that character in 'whatever happened to baby jane?'

7:16 pm (her) - haha pout

Me.. I think W/we have the best text received today

Her.. Lmao! And i think i have a new screensaver!

Me... :blink:

Hmmm can't fit all her text in here..
Not fair! There all the best!
Your romantic ways day after day.. I'll stay forever ♡
Now that one will make any guy walk proud!

10:29 (her) - i bought the greatest toy

10:37 (me) - yes?

10:40 (her) - it may not fit

10:45 (me) - sounds personal girl

If you're going to manage me you're going to have to hook us up.

:cigar2:

Me: You are special to me.
Him: and you to me.

:o

how my sister uses her time after her recent retirement
 

My sister: too bad dogs can't use credit cards!

Me: why? Why would your dogs need credit cards? They're already spoiled.

My sister: since I retired in April, Russell would have enough Frequent Flyer Miles to go to Scilly and back!

Me: why does Russell need to go to Scilly?
(Long silence)

My sister: never mind. I forgot they put dogs in a 3 month quarantine before they let them fly to Scilly. Russell couldn't handle quarantine.

Me: smh...retirement must be treating you well? You're finally bored enough to think about dogs earning Frequent Flyer Miles.

8:23 pm (her) - need advice

8:24 pm (her) - bug bug bug

8:25 pm (her) - i need you, i need your attention

8:27 pm (me) - you need to get laid

8:30 pm (her) - need Butch advice

8:37 pm (me) - contact me at this number xox xxx ooo xxxx

Will you be my girl? :love1:

No text yet, most normal people are still in bed or at work

"Looking at you over the top of My glasses...I smile..."

10:33: pm (her) - happy thanksgiving ace

10:34: pm (her) - happy thanksgiving ace!

10:35: pm (her) - HAPPY THANKSGIVING ACE!!!

10:45: pm (me) - oh gosh, you as well

(From a woman almost twice my age) come on Get a wiggle on!

$10 gets ya lots more a nickel

Well aren't you special?




chuckles....of course I am

I'm proud of you, mom. You're a damn strong woman! And you taught me to be a damn good cook! But don't worry...I will always call you for recipes and advice like you did with Momma D

10:02 pm (her) - hi! wanted to let you know I made it home

10:04 pm (her) - my date lasted longer than expected

10:06 pm (her) - hello?

10:23 pm (me) - how many is that now? 4, 5, 18?

10:25 pm (her) - you are such a brat!