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Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009218)
I couldn't believe my eyes....
The letters were writing themselves.....!!!!!!!!!:blink:

homoe 08-23-2015 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009219)
The letters were writing themselves.....!!!!!!!!!:blink:
Yikes, it's possessed! I better..........

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009220)
Yikes, it's possessed! I better..........
go get the local priest !

homoe 08-23-2015 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009221)
go get the local priest !
On second thought why not....

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009226)
On second thought why not....
try and get it open......

homoe 08-23-2015 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009227)
try and get it open......
I struggled opening it and.............

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009228)
I struggled opening it and.............
was horrified when the lid sprang.....

homoe 08-23-2015 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009229)
was horrified when the lid sprang.....
Laying there was an old.........

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009230)
Laying there was an old.........
teddy bear with no eyes....

homoe 08-23-2015 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009231)
teddy bear with no eyes....
I SCREAMED! Who would do..........

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 04:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009235)
I SCREAMED! Who would do..........
that and leave the mouth...

homoe 08-23-2015 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009236)
that and leave the mouth...
sewed! I bet my ex....

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009237)
sewed! I bet my ex....
wishes she sewed that good !

homoe 08-23-2015 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009238)
wishes she sewed that good !
I might call her and...........

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009240)
I might call her and...........
ask if she has lost....

homoe 08-23-2015 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009241)
ask if she has lost....
Her mind or just plain.........

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 04:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009242)
Her mind or just plain.........
had it with the bear....

homoe 08-23-2015 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009244)
had it with the bear....
I decided not to call.......

Daisy Chain 08-23-2015 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009255)
I decided not to call.......
and looked for buttons instead

puddin' 08-24-2015 12:44 PM
while wonderin' about, it happened...

homoe 08-24-2015 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by puddin' (Post 1009396)
while wonderin' about, it happened...
I stubbed my toe and...........

Daisy Chain 08-25-2015 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009429)
I stubbed my toe and...........
stumbled backwards into the suitcase......

clay 08-25-2015 07:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009505)
stumbled backwards into the suitcase......
which then folded up, pinching.........

homoe 08-25-2015 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clay (Post 1009540)
which then folded up, pinching.........
me in my ass! What........

Turas 08-25-2015 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009605)
me in my ass! What........
were those, metal teeth?!?! I...

puddin' 08-25-2015 10:59 PM
can't fathom such idiocy...

Daisy Chain 08-26-2015 05:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by puddin' (Post 1009778)
can't fathom such idiocy...
but they sure were sharp !

homoe 08-26-2015 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Chain (Post 1009815)
but they sure were sharp !
After that debacle I left...........

Turas 08-26-2015 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009880)
After that debacle I left...........
the suitcase in the trash.

homoe 08-26-2015 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turas (Post 1009888)
the suitcase in the trash.
I need to find a....

Turas 08-26-2015 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009889)
I need to find a....
bandage for my butt and...

homoe 08-26-2015 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turas (Post 1009900)
bandage for my butt and...
then go out and buy....

puddin' 08-27-2015 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1009902)
then go out and buy....

lunch. afterwards i jus' might...

homoe 08-27-2015 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by puddin' (Post 1010093)
lunch. afterwards i jus' might...
Answer a personal ad so.............

Turas 08-27-2015 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1010106)
Answer a personal ad so.............
I can get some...satisfaction...

homoe 08-27-2015 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turas (Post 1010143)
I can get some...satisfaction...
I hope she enjoys going............

Turas 08-27-2015 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1010144)
I hope she enjoys going............
commando, it really turns me...

homoe 08-27-2015 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turas (Post 1010146)
commando, it really turns me...
If not, Victoria Secret may...

Turas 08-27-2015 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1010149)
If not, Victoria Secret may...
have something alluring to tempt...

homoe 08-27-2015 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turas (Post 1010152)
have something alluring to tempt...
After that I'll take her.............


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