OMG - SO freakin' adorable, i may die of a cute-attack!

damn technical difficulties. try this:

http://youtu.be/yE6PNps5N9I

Cute, but...
 

My feet hurt...
My butt hurts....
My legs are sore..
My back hurts...
My arms, shoulders are sore...
My eyes feel puffy *where's that fuckin' benadryl, grrr*

I'm in a whine-y mood...
The only thing that doesn't hurt is my head, go figure.
Yet. :readfineprint:

Did ya ever sneeze right in the middle of swallowing something spicy??? :vigil:

I am enjoying 'two fat ladies'...it's an old cooking show...what's amazing to me is that I wouldn't eat *anything* they cook, but I love LOVE them!!...they take such pleasure in what and how they cook...they like eachother...*and* you can tell the love to eat!!...all-in-all a glorious program...

I am happy to have come home from the hospital...I love my doctor and that he doesn't stint on the pain meds...4-mg of i.v. morphine every 2 hours makes the time there Much more tolerable...

now I have to try and take it easy, which I hate to do, and heal up with, hopefully, no problems...

and, I am so fucking relieved that while I thought I'd done something, inadvertently, to someone which caused them to not want to deal with me, isn't the case...so, that's nice...

*and* how someone who I thought was a friend and turned out to be a schmuck isn't speaking to me any more...how lucky am I??!!---no, really I see it as luck....

OH--one more random thought...I have decided to indulge in every food graving I have 'till my birthday and then do right...in that spirit I have called in an order to zabars, in nyc, which will come early this week...babkas and ruglaugh...today, home from the hospital, I had a real apple craving...we went to a good store for produce and I bought all I wanted...got them home and found that all the kinds, save one, were way too Tart...so now I have a lovely apple crisp which I made hot from the oven...letting the apples caramelize with butter and good maple syrup with fresh vanilla did the trick !!

and now, my randomness is to an end !

i love nina.
and not for her morphine drip.
i have my own.

i want to watch the two fat ladies.

i want to watch the two fat ladies.[/QUOTE]


I'll send you the DVDs....they are Perfect recovery watching...

Choose a window seat and enjoy the view.

Bicentennial Man
 

[Andrew *A sentient robot* & Rupert *Inventor* Discussing Sex]

Rupert Burns: What do they say?

Andrew Martin: That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die... you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the one you love is still there. That's a miracle. You can go to heaven and come back alive. You can go back anytime you want with the one you love.

Rupert Burns: And you want to experience that?

Andrew Martin: Oh, yes, please.

Rupert Burns: So do I.*wistful sigh*

:sunglass:

I see that attack of the cute cute puppy has not ended! :sunglass:

I see your puppy

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LTR7ee9feS...ym_1069e43.png

and raise you two cute kittens.

http://dogtime.com/system/gallery_pi...jpg?1237594590

http://dogpuppy.cn/dog/cute-puppies.jpg

I wonder if they have this outfit for kittens. Max loves to play with Mare's Pooh (Bear). Ha.

i see your kittehs and raise you a pile of puppeh kitteh love nesting.....
ha!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fRZUuUypUj...nd+kitties.JPG
and pants the wonder dog

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/puppy-smile.jpg
I am da walrus, goo goo ga joob.
(Slap happiness occurs at precisely 4:05 pm daily....)

All together now .....!

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/27942...jpg?1258927744

http://americanpitbullregistry.com/i...ad%20puppy.jpg

awww shucks

The cuteness is overwhelming!

awwwwww!!

In yo' face!
 

NCIS season 7 DVD set just arrived at my front door...it wasn't my favorite season, they added a character I dislike so much I won't watch the episodes she is in, still I had to have it...and now I do....
that fit the title of this thread I think...it's a pretty random posting !

It's funny how i can give what i think is good, solid advice to friends about certain things & wonder why they don't listen and/or follow said advice....

but i can't seem to follow it myself when i need to do just that.

:moonstars:

Don’t fill up on bread.

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/r...tereotypes.jpg

:cracked:

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination.
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) and they WILL breed.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. the abdomen) ?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels:A, E, I,O,U. (wtf!)

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head

Never trust the ETA on a GPS.
It S-U-C-K-S.

traveling dog
 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U6kNegRSw-...ans_Gerrit.jpg


headed to New Orleans for work. be back thursday Night. i sure hope my flights go better than when i was trying to get to Little Rock..... lmao

Make sure your clothes fit properly.